That’s when I go straight to the “would like to come meet my dog, he’s a wrinkly faced pig named Hektor.”

“OMG YES.”
- j.boyd919

LOL

I'm not ten years old, so I don't care.
- Rinosaur

Your comments are both stunning and brave

Dude, take my statement however you wish... I didn't come here to pee in your Wheaties today. Must be that time. And the JJ hate here is well documented.
- Cousinskrid

Nah. I don’t eat wheaties. I prefer Chocolate Fillows. They’re like Oreo cereal with real stuf in them. (frank)ing amazing. And I dunno. There hasn’t been a ton of JJ hate here this season. I think you’re seeing poop. Having flashbacks at your old age. Maybe PTSD.

Blandisi on waivers. I wonder if this means Sid is playing Friday?
- madmike71

Hopefully. Bjugstad shouldn't be too far behind him.

Hopefully. Bjugstad shouldn't be too far behind him.
- burgh4life87

Unless they're spooning.

Hopefully. Bjugstad shouldn't be too far behind him.
- burgh4life87

Those video clips showed Sid and Bjug skating hard. I thought Schultz looked like he's still nursing something. Hard to tell however.

Nah. I don’t eat wheaties. I prefer Chocolate Fillows. They’re like Oreo cereal with real stuf in them. (frank)ing amazing. And I dunno. There hasn’t been a ton of JJ hate here this season. I think you’re seeing poop. Having flashbacks at your old age. Maybe PTSD.
- j.boyd919

No, I'm just able to look at things objectively... you know, outside of the superstar hockey cards you've collected from your boxes of Oreos cereal.
Hmmmm… maybe the comments section here has given JJ a slight break in the action, but RW sure hasn't. What blog are YOU reading, LOL??

I feel like there's a much better way to phrase that first sentence without sounding like a serial killer LOL j/k
- Rinosaur

hahahah you're not wrong!

LOL, I'm whatever YOU want me to be stammer.
- Cousinskrid

Okay well I would like to sincerely request that you log off.

Those video clips showed Sid and Bjug skating hard. I thought Schultz looked like he's still nursing something. Hard to tell however.
- madmike71

I've heard Shultz is still a ways away yet.

No, I'm just able to look at things objectively... you know, outside of the superstar hockey cards you've collected from your boxes of Oreos cereal.
Hmmmm… maybe the comments section here has given JJ a slight break in the action, but RW sure hasn't. What blog are YOU reading, LOL??
- Cousinskrid

Fillows, buddy. Fillows. If you can’t even read, how the (frank) do you comprehend hockey objectively?

No, I'm just able to look at things objectively... you know, outside of the superstar hockey cards you've collected from your boxes of Oreos cereal.
Hmmmm… maybe the comments section here has given JJ a slight break in the action, but RW sure hasn't. What blog are YOU reading, LOL??
- Cousinskrid

Objectively. LMAO

See... cheesy to us adults means awesome for children. These shows aren’t meant for specific people. They’re trying to get the whole family involved. Definitely a cheese factor but the kids love it, so it’s cool in my book.
- j.boyd919

My first exposure to Vegas pregame stuff was when I actually paid attention to them during the SCF, and not gonna lie, I loved the Medieval Times on Ice poop they did. Super campy but I was into it.

Okay well I would like to sincerely request that you log off.
- Feds91Stammer

I will sincerely consider your request. But I may forget what your request was, since I'm old and have PTSD, LOL.

Fillows, buddy. Fillows. If you can’t even read, how the (frank) do you comprehend hockey objectively?
- j.boyd919

I sleep on one of those, buddy.

My first exposure to Vegas pregame stuff was when I actually paid attention to them during the SCF, and not gonna lie, I loved the Medieval Times on Ice poop they did. Super campy but I was into it.
- Victoro311

Yeah exactly. That poop was fun. Stupid and childish and fun. It was great. When I was at the Lightning we animated blades of steel
On the ice lol like that poop was cheesy too but it was fun.

I will sincerely consider your request. But I may forget what your request was, since I'm old and have PTSD, LOL.
- Cousinskrid

Nah. You have LIGMA.

I completely made that number up lol
- j.boyd919

LOL, responding to a rhetorical question, it wasn't difficult to decipher.

Be that as it may, the game of hockey is played much easier with the lead. This is true in most if not all sports and games. Come backs are exciting and the reason is because they are not a common occurrence.

I just read the Flyers were scouting the Pens vs. Panthers. Weren't they exploring a Ghostibere trade recently? I'd trade Murray plus a prospect. I mean, shoot glove side on him and we win all day.
- nateca44

Did you get hit in the head too many times?
Murray is still a heck of a goalie; Oh and the number of glove side goals allowed by Murray pales in comparison to many of the other so called elite goalies in the NHL. You are just still angry at him for displacing Fleury.

Oh and if the glove side was that big of an issue, why weren't San Jose and Nashville able to figure that out? SMH Be thankful you had Murray, otherwise we would not have had the Cups in 2016, 2017

Yeah... it's been a weird turn. I move on Friday and my plan in the last few months was to just have fun with the dating apps, but I wound up meeting the greatest girl ever. It's made my situation complicated.

She's actually the one who surprised me with the tickets.
- Rinosaur

Congrats on the sex!

I had to chop off seeing the young one I was with too. We were completely different wave lengths haha. She didnt have a f'n clue about anything and things that really mattered to her daily life, ultimately do not f'n matter at all....also, she loved my weed cabinet a bit too much.
- MattStrat

I remember when I was told women are more mature than men...its just not the case. I cant remember the last time i swiped and the girl didn't have either her IG posted or her (frank)ing venmo acct...like wtf?

I've heard Shultz is still a ways away yet.
- Cousinskrid

As long as he’s back before the deadline. Maybe we can recoup that 3rd

Congrats on the sex!
- joecool2931

, she let the Rhino out in Vegas... but always be careful to marry there immediately.

I remember when I was told women are more mature than men...its just not the case. I cant remember the last time i swiped and the girl didn't have either her IG posted or her (frank)ing venmo acct...like wtf?
- joecool2931

Venmo or CashApp on a dating profile is an immediate left swipe.

Venmo or CashApp on a dating profile is an immediate left swipe.
- burgh4life87

Is that a real thing? I met my chick a year ago on Hinge but I had never seen cashapp or Venmo on any chicks profile before. Those skeezers do that poop now?