The revolver lost!
- keaner17

PA can do a wheelie on a unicycle

So he didn’t shoot first.
- Cptmjl

PA can do a wheelie on a unicycle
- eichiefs9

Can he thread a pipe with his teeth?

Can he thread a pipe with his teeth?
- Wildschwein

Yes. He can also play NHL 94 on an Etch-A-Sketch

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards you will hear PA Parenteau banging your sister

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards you will hear PA Parenteau banging your sister
- keaner17

Yes. He can also play NHL 94 on an Etch-A-Sketch
- eichiefs9

He barrel races without a horse.

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards you will hear PA Parenteau banging your sister
- keaner17

He can hear sign language

He can hear sign language
- eichiefs9

PA Parentrau once took a slap shot at the eye of a hurricane. It then became known as scattered showers

PA Parentrau once took a slap shot at the eye of a hurricane. It then became known as scattered showers
- keaner17

When PA Parenteau pees, it clogs the toilet

When PA Parenteau pees, it clogs the toilet
- eichiefs9

Pa Parenteau can gargle peanutbutter

Pa Parenteau can gargle peanutbutter
- Upstate_isles

Pa Parenteau can gargle peanutbutter
- Upstate_isles

Champions are the breakfast of PA Parenteau

Left Wing Lock @Left_Wing_Lock
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Jesper Bratt: Will be a healthy scratch for tonight's game against the St. Louis Blues.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Left Wing Lock @Left_Wing_Lock
15m
Jesper Bratt: Will be a healthy scratch for tonight's game against the St. Louis Blues.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯
- eichiefs9

Shake and bake mother(frank)ers.

Champions are the breakfast of PA Parenteau
- keaner17

PA Parenteau can make pancakes on a waffle iron

Champions are the breakfast of PA Parenteau
- keaner17

Every zoo is a petting zoo for PA because hes not scared of anything

Every zoo is a petting zoo for PA because hes not scared of anything
- Upstate_isles

PA Parenteau can tweet from a typewriter

Sens Communications @Media_Sens
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Trade alert: The #Sens have acquired a 2020 third-round draft pick from @NHLJets in exchange for defenceman Dylan DeMelo.

Sens Communications @Media_Sens
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Trade alert: The #Sens have acquired a 2020 third-round draft pick from @NHLJets in exchange for defenceman Dylan DeMelo.
- eichiefs9

Seems cheap.

Seems cheap.
- Wildschwein

Hes no andy greene

Hes no andy greene
- Upstate_isles

So true.

Sens Communications @Media_Sens
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Trade alert: The #Sens have acquired a 2020 third-round draft pick from @NHLJets in exchange for defenceman Dylan DeMelo.
- eichiefs9

This was the kind of move I was hoping for defense wise and for our 2nd and potentially first coming into play for a forward. I know we used next years 2nd but that all but eliminates this years in a deep draft. Not giving it up two consecutive years...

If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards you will hear PA Parenteau banging your sister
- keaner17

Andrew Gross
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@AGrossNewsday
#Isles Barry Trotz stops a 2-on-1 drill and emphatically makes the point that attackers have to make quicker decisions and shoot quicker. Demonstrates if a player comes in, stickhandles too much, allows the goalie to read the play and shoots from the circle, he’ll never score.