That's a disgrace. Comedy genius
- Takemedrunkimhome

I know, I KNOW

took the metro yesterday. Saw one guy walking in with his hand in his mouth, then used said hand to grab the pole (code)

Let's say I had my hands in my pockets the whole trip.
- stinger67

From what I hear, that's where your hands usually are on the subway.

I know, I KNOW
- Pat1993

pretty much anything that steve martin is in has always been good to me.

and of course, if you don't love john candy you probably started aids. not to mention it would make you uncanadian.

i'll give you $20 for it.

(AMERICAN DOLLARS!)
- kicksave856

Literally none left in our town.

i'll give you $20 for it.

(AMERICAN DOLLARS!)
- kicksave856

Literally none left in our town.
- hscesq

holy crap





(crap that you can't even wipe)

I know, I KNOW
- Pat1993

Have you seen Airplane?

pretty much anything that steve martin is in has always been good to me.

and of course, if you don't love john candy you probably started aids. not to mention it would make you uncanadian.
- kicksave856

Have you seen Airplane?
- Takemedrunkimhome

Airplane? What is it?

Have you seen Airplane?
- Takemedrunkimhome

now that I have seen

holy crap





(crap that you can't even wipe)
- Pat1993

My kids are still in school. For now. It'll happen any day now, and they'll be home for weeks.

Airplane? What is it?
- hscesq

Literally none left in our town.
- hscesq

i went in the walmart by my house and they cleaned out the lean cuisine section.

in my town they've decided they need to fight the coronavirus one 8 ounce serving of meatloaf and mashed potatoes at a time.

My kids are still in school. For now. It'll happen any day now, and they'll be home for weeks.
- hscesq

are there any other important resources missing besides TP?

Airplane? What is it?
- hscesq

The #1 rated movie for men of all time...and funny as all hell




And yet somehow I'm certain you've seen it several times

i went in the walmart by my house and they cleaned out the lean cuisine section.

in my town they've decided they need to fight the coronavirus one 8 ounce serving of meatloaf and mashed potatoes at a time.
- kicksave856

osti

now that I have seen
- Pat1993

great movie

Airplane? What is it?
- hscesq

- Pat1993

Joe Montana pointing out John Candy in the endzone before driving down the field to win the Superbowl is the ultimate Alpha sports move

- kicksave856

My god, thank you! Did none of them get it? For real???

are there any other important resources missing besides TP?
- Pat1993

Brains.

Have you seen Airplane?
- Takemedrunkimhome

Surely he’s seen airplane.

My god, thank you! Did none of them get it? For real???
- hscesq

my "" indicated I strongly doubted you didn't know about this movie

Surely he’s seen airplane.
- pete26

Of course I have.























And don't call me Shirley.

Joe Montana pointing out John Candy in the endzone before driving down the field to win the Superbowl is the ultimate Alpha sports move
- Takemedrunkimhome

joe has two great lines. that one in the huddle and then once on snl he got to say the line "oh, you won’t disturb me. i’ll be in my room masturbating."