You have friends with kids?
- nyisles7

Not for long.

- eichiefs9

They're probably trying to work in all the games so they don't have a pay cut.

They're probably trying to work in all the games so they don't have a pay cut.
- JimmyP

That would make for such a fun, lazy summer 👍🏼👍🏼 And great fall!

Have the people on long island gone insane and bought everything they can? Food shelves are empty if you need meat or butter, pasta, rice, eggs, bread or canned food
- Upstate_isles

Yes they have. It took me a week to find toilet paper. Not because I was panic buying, because we actually needed it.

You have friends with kids?
- nyisles7

Actually, the kids are his wife's friends.

Not for long.
- JohnScammo

Actually, the kids are his wife's friends.
- PeteM

Yes they have. It took me a week to find toilet paper. Not because I was panic buying, because we actually needed it.
- PeteM

Cany find much here, my buddy is way up in security for a big grocery store chain and they cant keep anything stocked anywhere

Cany find much here, my buddy is way up in security for a big grocery store chain and they cant keep anything stocked anywhere
- Upstate_isles

Just cut the seat out of a lawn chair and put your sprinkler underneath. Boom, homemade bidet. You can just powerwash your wrinkly penny and eliminate the need for TP.

Just cut the seat out of a lawn chair and put your sprinkler underneath. Boom, homemade bidet. You can just powerwash your wrinkly penny and eliminate the need for TP.
- eichiefs9

Mrs. cpt is way ahead of you.

Mrs. cpt is way ahead of you.


- JohnScammo

You would think this is an anally transmitted disease with the run on toilet paper.

You would think this is an anally transmitted disease with the run on toilet paper.
- nyisles7

Can't find it in most stores up here either. Which (frank)ing sucks, because I legitimately need to buy that (and other) poop in bulk.

Hopefully it and other things are back on the shelf by April.

Can't find it in most stores up here either. Which (frank)ing sucks, because I legitimately need to buy that (and other) poop in bulk.

Hopefully it and other things are back on the shelf by April.
- Wildschwein

I think its at the warehouse's and factories, however it just needs to be distributed back out to the stores. Gotta think the stores will restock after the initial hoarding passes.

Gonna have Bidet Tpilet Seats installed after this is over.

Be safe Schwein.

Can't find it in most stores up here either. Which (frank)ing sucks, because I legitimately need to buy that (and other) poop in bulk.

Hopefully it and other things are back on the shelf by April.
- Wildschwein

Better have the wife fire up the power washer. Spread em, Schweiner

You would think this is an anally transmitted disease with the run on toilet paper.
- nyisles7

If they don't buy food, they won't need the toilet paper.

In all seriousness, a friend who sometimes even knows what he's talking about said that the reason for the run on tp is that most is now made in China. From what I understand he's partly right in that the giant rolls from which the smaller rolls are made mostly originate in China or India.

I think its at the warehouse's and factories, however it just needs to be distributed back out to the stores. Gotta think the stores will restock after the initial hoarding passes.

Gonna have Bidet Tpilet Seats installed after this is over.

Be safe Schwein.
- nyisles7

You as well 7.

If they don't buy food, they won't need the toilet paper.

In all seriousness, a friend who sometimes even knows what he's talking about said that the reason for the run on tp is that most is now made in China. From what I understand he's partly right in that the giant rolls from which the smaller rolls are made mostly originate in China or India.
- JohnScammo

I thought most poop tickets were manufactured in Canada?

Better have the wife fire up the power washer. Spread em, Schweiner


- eichiefs9

My soon to start employment doesn't have running water.

I might have to resort to using mosses and various small woodland creatures.

This guy had some pretty cool concept jerseys, including some Miami Vice-themed ones for Florida's all-star game next year.

https://twitter.com/eDunk...tatus/1240307712073883650

My soon to start employment doesn't have running water.

I might have to resort to using mosses and various small woodland creatures.
- Wildschwein

What exactly are you doing that doesn't require the existence of running water?

If they don't buy food, they won't need the toilet paper.

In all seriousness, a friend who sometimes even knows what he's talking about said that the reason for the run on tp is that most is now made in China. From what I understand he's partly right in that the giant rolls from which the smaller rolls are made mostly originate in China or India.
- JohnScammo

Will everyone stop eating so I can buy some (frank)ing toilet paper !

What exactly are you doing that doesn't require the existence of running water?
- eichiefs9

https://wildfire.alberta....ent/lookout-observer.aspx

Mrs. cpt is way ahead of you.


- JohnScammo

This guy had some pretty cool concept jerseys, including some Miami Vice-themed ones for Florida's all-star game next year.

https://twitter.com/eDunk...tatus/1240307712073883650
- eichiefs9

Like that Islanders concept. I could probably wear it to an Oilers home game and fool everyone.