I scored an eight pack of Royale double rolls! Lordy, lordy I'm eating sloppy tonight!
- Zezel

You're gonna launch them on ebay I bet.

- winsix

I'm out of toilet paper, and I'm getting by. I'm thinking I just won't buy it ever again. (frank) all y'all.
- Zezel

As long as you are thoroughly washing your hands.

Edit: I see you did, in fact, get toilet paper.

Although considering your dinner plans, you really should still thoroughly wash your hands. That poop is gonna get everywhere. Pun intended.

As long as you are thoroughly washing your hands.

Edit: I see you did, in fact, get toilet paper.

Although considering your dinner plans, you really should still thoroughly wash your hands. That poop is gonna get everywhere. Pun intended.
- Thecakeisalie

It's crazy, I still got one of the last packs available today. Wtf are people doing with it? All the eggs were gone too. What is wrong with people, Thecakeisaliesies?

It's crazy, I still got one of the last packs available today. Wtf are people doing with it? All the eggs were gone too. What is wrong with people, Thecakeisaliesies?
- Zezel

One of my friends owns a chicken farm, for producing eggs. I actually help out there on the weekends for a couple hours, so I will not run out of eggs. I get them for free!

I like to joke that I need a few more packs of toilet paper so I can finish the TP fort I'm building in the garage.

Also, I still find it funny that noone seems to be going crazy buying hand soap. The #1 thing you can do to prevent the spreading of this thing is washing thoroughly and doing it often, and yet, WE NEED TO STOCK UP ON BUM WIPE! BUY ALL THE TP!!!
From what I heard, the whole TP thing started because people were doing it in Australia, since they don't produce any there and it could actually end up in short supply if they don't get as many shipments and deliveries. It's not such a problem here though.

One of my friends owns a chicken farm, for producing eggs. I actually help out there on the weekends for a couple hours, so I will not run out of eggs. I get them for free!

I like to joke that I need a few more packs of toilet paper so I can finish the TP fort I'm building in the garage.

Also, I still find it funny that noone seems to be going crazy buying hand soap. The #1 thing you can do to prevent the spreading of this thing is washing thoroughly and doing it often, and yet, WE NEED TO STOCK UP ON BUM WIPE! BUY ALL THE TP!!!
From what I heard, the whole TP thing started because people were doing it in Australia, since they don't produce any there and it could actually end up in short supply if they don't get as many shipments and deliveries. It's not such a problem here though.
- Thecakeisalie

Yeah it was stampede behaviour, right?

The egg thing is funny too, because the chickens ain't stopping.

I used to get eggs directly from a farm and I got double yolks like crazy! Double yolks don't make it the store I guess. One carton had 12 double yolks!

Yeah it was stampede behaviour, right?

The egg thing is funny too, because the chickens ain't stopping.

I used to get eggs directly from a farm and I got double yolks like crazy! Double yolks don't make it the store I guess. One carton had 12 double yolks!
- Zezel

Yeah, I can get all the doubles I want. Ha ha ha! When they get the new batch of chickens, they produce a lot of doubles, although the eggs produced are actually a lot smaller for the first month or so. The place I work at basically switches out their whole flock once a year and the old ones go to Campbells to become soup. Producing an egg a day is hard on the poor girls.

But yeah, they won't be stopping and it's also not something where a lot of contact with other people is necessary. Although I did joke with a few friends that I coughed on every chicken in the barn, and all the eggs.

The TP thing is totally stampede behavior. People hear of others doing it and just feel the need to do the same. Hell, when I saw them re-stocking about a week ago, I even went and bought some TP, even though I had enough for a few weeks still, just because it felt almost like a compulsion to stock up since they were out for a few days and everyone else was freaking out...

Yeah, I can get all the doubles I want. Ha ha ha! When they get the new batch of chickens, they produce a lot of doubles, although the eggs produced are actually a lot smaller for the first month or so. The place I work at basically switches out their whole flock once a year and the old ones go to Campbells to become soup. Producing an egg a day is hard on the poor girls.

But yeah, they won't be stopping and it's also not something where a lot of contact with other people is necessary. Although I did joke with a few friends that I coughed on every chicken in the barn, and all the eggs.

The TP thing is totally stampede behavior. People hear of others doing it and just feel the need to do the same. Hell, when I saw them re-stocking about a week ago, I even went and bought some TP, even though I had enough for a few weeks still, just because it felt almost like a compulsion to stock up since they were out for a few days and everyone else was freaking out...
- Thecakeisalie

Thats the problem... you feel like you need to stock up because all the covidiots are stocking up.

Yeah, I can get all the doubles I want. Ha ha ha! When they get the new batch of chickens, they produce a lot of doubles, although the eggs produced are actually a lot smaller for the first month or so. The place I work at basically switches out their whole flock once a year and the old ones go to Campbells to become soup. Producing an egg a day is hard on the poor girls.

But yeah, they won't be stopping and it's also not something where a lot of contact with other people is necessary. Although I did joke with a few friends that I coughed on every chicken in the barn, and all the eggs.

The TP thing is totally stampede behavior. People hear of others doing it and just feel the need to do the same. Hell, when I saw them re-stocking about a week ago, I even went and bought some TP, even though I had enough for a few weeks still, just because it felt almost like a compulsion to stock up since they were out for a few days and everyone else was freaking out...
- Thecakeisalie

Lol yeah I told a friend I was low on tp, she said me too. I said I'm down to probably a 16th of a roll. She said omg I'm low because I have 9 rolls left!

I'm honestly starting to feel sympathetic toward the virus at this point.

That's totally a microcosm for the bailouts too...some people are broke, need food, rent and health care. Then some people are saying omg if this continues I can't add the third swimming pool to my summer house.

That's totally a microcosm for the bailouts too...some people are broke, need food, rent and health care. Then some people are saying omg if this continues I can't add the third swimming pool to my summer house.
- Zezel

It's all relative lol.

It's all relative lol.
- Thecakeisalie

Fox and Friends should do voluntary self-infections on air to get everyone inspired.

Fox and Friends should do voluntary self-infections on air to get everyone inspired.
- Zezel

Maybe Trump should voluntarily infect himself so he can re-assure the nation that it's just a bad flu and it will go away on it's own like a miracle.
Oh, I forgot, anyone suggesting he might want to re-assure people that are frightened are obviously terrible reporters or human beings or some such, for spreading panic.

Maybe Trump should voluntarily infect himself so he can re-assure the nation that it's just a bad flu and it will go away on it's own like a miracle.
Oh, I forgot, anyone suggesting he might want to re-assure people that are frightened are obviously terrible reporters or human beings or some such, for spreading panic.
- Thecakeisalie

Actually he's doing a great job, you just don't like his style.

Actually he's doing a great job, you just don't like his style.
- TheMussel

You forgot to start complaining about Trudeau, as if him not being a perfect leader somehow makes Trump less of an idiot.

You forgot to start complaining about Trudeau, as if him not being a perfect leader somehow makes Trump less of an idiot.
- Thecakeisalie

Thank you for pointing that out. Yes, while JT can in fact form a coherent sentence, he is actually very stupid. Also being a teacher isn't a job.

Thank you for pointing that out. Yes, while JT can in fact form a coherent sentence, he is actually very stupid. Also being a teacher isn't a job.
- TheMussel

Actually teaching runs in my family.
My dad was a teacher and eventually a VP. My sister, two aunts, and at least 1 cousin are teachers.

At least Trudeau seems to listen to his advisers, who are more intelligent than he is. And he can give a decent speech, without constantly stating obvious untruths (by accident or on purpose), and being a general embarrassment to his nation by his conduct. But yeah, he sure isn't a great leader either. I sometimes shake my head at the things he says or does.

Actually teaching runs in my family.
My dad was a teacher and eventually a VP. My sister, two aunts, and at least 1 cousin are teachers.

At least Trudeau seems to listen to his advisers, who are more intelligent than he is. And he can give a decent speech, without constantly stating obvious untruths (by accident or on purpose), and being a general embarrassment to his nation by his conduct. But yeah, he sure isn't a great leader either. I sometimes shake my head at the things he says or does.
- Thecakeisalie

Not my favourite but I don't get the impression that every thing he says is steeped in idiocy, ignorance, or apathy. Man trump sets the bar low.

Not my favourite but I don't get the impression that every thing he says is steeped in idiocy, ignorance, or apathy. Man trump sets the bar low.
- TheMussel

That's about it. When you look at the States and Trump, it makes me think that it could always be worse lol. It could be much worse. He sets a very low bar and makes most other leaders look a lot better by comparison.

Guys, look up Trump's IQ. He is smart. He has words, he has the best words. Not like that very low IQ individual, De Niro. Trump is a very stable genius. Nuclear is very important to him, the devastation. Wind, he never understood wind. All the doctors here, they said how does he understand this, it's incredible! We have 15 cases, going to 0. It'll go away like a miracle. We'll reopen by Easter because it's such a beautiful timeline. You are fake news.

Guys, look up Trump's IQ. He is smart. He has words, he has the best words. Not like that very low IQ individual, De Niro. Trump is a very stable genius. Nuclear is very important to him, the devastation. Wind, he never understood wind. All the doctors here, they said how does he understand this, it's incredible! We have 15 cases, going to 0. It'll go away like a miracle. We'll reopen by Easter because it's such a beautiful timeline. You are fake news.
- Zezel

- Arctic_AARDVARK

Lol

Yeah it was stampede behaviour, right?

The egg thing is funny too, because the chickens ain't stopping.

I used to get eggs directly from a farm and I got double yolks like crazy! Double yolks don't make it the store I guess. One carton had 12 double yolks!
- Zezel

Serious question: how can you tell they are double yolks without cracking them open?

Serious question: how can you tell they are double yolks without cracking them open?
- Atomic Wedgie

I forget how they do it honestly. I think the doubles get diverted for use in other food products, and only singles end up in cartons of eggs. Maybe caker can tell us.

Guys, look up Trump's IQ. He is smart. He has words, he has the best words. Not like that very low IQ individual, De Niro. Trump is a very stable genius. Nuclear is very important to him, the devastation. Wind, he never understood wind. All the doctors here, they said how does he understand this, it's incredible! We have 15 cases, going to 0. It'll go away like a miracle. We'll reopen by Easter because it's such a beautiful timeline. You are fake news.
- Zezel

God only saved one person at Easter and that was his son so he was kind of biased. I am going to save a whole economy. I am greater than God.

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