I just now seen on Twitter that the makers of Lysol are begging customers not to inject themselves with their product. You may want to rethink your earlier quest.
I just now seen on Twitter that the makers of Lysol are begging customers not to inject themselves with their product. You may want to rethink your earlier quest. - VANTEL
Wow, really? Thanks for the heads up, I’ll definitely not inject any Lysol. I was planning on huffing it anyway, that’s what the plastic bags were for
Wow, really? Thanks for the heads up, I’ll definitely not inject any Lysol. I was planning on huffing it anyway, that’s what the plastic bags were for - 1970vintage
Did Trump actually tell people to do that? It is trending on Twitter now .
I seen one person tweet Trump is one step away from telling people to go throw a virgin into a volcano.
Did Trump actually tell people to do that? It is trending on Twitter now .
I seen one person tweet Trump is one step away from telling people to go throw a virgin into a volcano. - VANTEL
Well, he said something to the effect that he saw how bleach and isopropyl alcohol killed the virus on solid surfaces so maybe there’s a way to clean (the inside of) our bodies with it, through injection maybe. Obviously doctors would need to be involved.
He also said that the sun seems to kill the virus (according to some White House yes man doctor) so maybe we should use ultra violet light, again, on the inside, to kill it. He finished by saying someone Should look into it.
Well, he said something to the effect that he saw how bleach and isopropyl alcohol killed the virus on solid surfaces so maybe there’s a way to clean (the inside of) our bodies with it, through injection maybe. Obviously doctors would need to be involved.
He also said that the sun seems to kill the virus (according to some White House yes man doctor) so maybe we should use ultra violet light, again, on the inside, to kill it. He finished by saying someone Should look into it. - 1970vintage
Oh, and then when a reporter asked him if he thought it was irresponsible to make suggestions to the public that are potentially dangerous his response was “I’m the president and you’re fake news” the only thing missing was hands at the side of his head with fingers spread, tongue out going plblblblblblblbl.
Oh, and then when a reporter asked him if he thought it was irresponsible to make suggestions to the public that are potentially dangerous his response was “I’m the president and you’re fake news” the only thing missing was hands at the side of his head with fingers spread, tongue out going plblblblblblblbl. - 1970vintage
This guy is golden. He should have a show Trump 24/7
I seen one girl on Twitter respond " Should the president of a country that eats Tide Pods suggest to the people to inject disinfectant ?
The mayor of Japan's third-largest city is facing a public backlash after he suggested men are better suited to grocery shopping during the coronavirus pandemic, because women take too long and contribute to overcrowding at supermarkets.
Well, he said something to the effect that he saw how bleach and isopropyl alcohol killed the virus on solid surfaces so maybe there’s a way to clean (the inside of) our bodies with it, through injection maybe. Obviously doctors would need to be involved.
He also said that the sun seems to kill the virus (according to some White House yes man doctor) so maybe we should use ultra violet light, again, on the inside, to kill it. He finished by saying someone Should look into it. - 1970vintage
Reporters should offer extended coverage of him demonstrating his concepts.
Would it be such a bad thing if his more fervent supporters followed his advice?
Reporters should offer extended coverage of him demonstrating his concepts.
Would it be such a bad thing if his more fervent supporters followed his advice? - YeOldTimer
Nathan H. Rubin
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From the guy who brought you the classic hits of nuking hurricanes, windmills cause cancer, and raking leaves can prevent forest fires, comes the all new single of “injecting disinfectant can cure COVID19”.
This guy is golden. He should have a show Trump 24/7
I seen one girl on Twitter respond " Should the president of a country that eats Tide Pods suggest to the people to inject disinfectant ? - VANTEL
Oh, wait, here’s the best one. After tweeting things like “liberate Minnesota” and saying he’s the president and he will decide when to re-open the economy, and then later backing off to say that local governments should make that decision and he’s there to support them, and republican governor of Georgia decides to open things back up Trump says “he disagrees with the decision, he would have waited longer, he respects him, but he’s more intent on saving American lives, so he strongly disagrees with the decision”
Twitter is really a gold mine for comedy right now.
Saw one about “the people who have been stockpiling emergency rations and ammunition for just such a scenario are the ones who can’t stand being isolate”
Zombies is basically the only thing those people would be good for.
Twitter is really a gold mine for comedy right now.
Saw one about “the people who have been stockpiling emergency rations and ammunition for just such a scenario are the ones who can’t stand being isolate”
Zombies is basically the only thing those people would be good for. - 1970vintage
CNN
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An asteroid estimated to be 1.2 miles wide will fly by Earth next week, but it's not expected to collide with our planet https://cnn.it/2S31hbu
