BeadyEyedDouche
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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There's several regulars on here who are interesting and cool people, some still who are hilarious and memorable.
But the lot of you are honestly some of the biggest god damn losers I have ever encountered and you all really need to get the hell over yourselves. You ruin this country, you are entitled, coddled man-babies who need attention so desperately you post day after day on the same damn blog stating the same opinions over and over and getting absolutely nowhere as people.
Your wives hate you, your moms made you hate women because no one could ever treat you better than your mom and all the while your dad, who you absolutely worship, was whipping you with a belt and pouring liquid dish-soap down your throat
For the love of god those are your problems so stop taking them out on internet strangers and maybe actually try to have a conversation for once in your lackluster life, or better yet, just shut up for more than 5 minutes and try to stop thinking about yourself so much because it's really sad and vapid and pathetic. |
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BeadyEyedDouche
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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You obviously know nothing about mass immigration and the effect it has on the American worker, citizen, and the middle class. - BareMetal
Oh my god shut up seriously |
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BeadyEyedDouche
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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And you know nothing about history. Look at some of the fossil records along the eastern sea board. Look at genomes of Native Americans. There are literally caucasoid skeletal remains on US soil from over 9,000 years ago. You know poop.
This land was conquered like any other place on earth. Stolen? Hilarious. - BareMetal
So tired. You're basic. Get a hobby. Buy a dildo and some Astroglide, you might enjoy it, who knows.
Here's a secret: It doesn't make you gay unless you do it with a man |
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BeadyEyedDouche
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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Some advice: Go expensive or don't bother. Material makes a lot of difference when buying a dildo, and don't balk at the prices, you get what you pay for.
Any dildo under 50 bucks is gonna hurt guys, go for the "real-skin" dildos and start small, then work your way up. I recommend a 5 inch insertable length to start and in no time, you'll have that John Holmes balls deep. |
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BareMetal
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Buffalo, NY Joined: 11.15.2017
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So tired. You're basic. Get a hobby. Buy a dildo and some Astroglide, you might enjoy it, who knows.
Here's a secret: It doesn't make you gay unless you do it with a man - BeadyEyedDouche
Good work.. can't refute a single fact, so resort to insults. Typical. |
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BeadyEyedDouche
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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Lube is very important, but sometimes too much lube can be dangerous and tear the anus.
Vaseline is too think and doesn't have enough viscosity, so try mixing some Astroglide into a big scoop of Vaseline to get a medium viscosity that lasts longer than you could hope for. |
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BeadyEyedDouche
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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Fun fact: Vasoline was discovered on a deep-sea oil rig when a couple of guys who had been banging decided to use the thick build-up on the oil pipes as a lube one starry night out in the Gulf of Mexico and the rest is History. You can buy it in the stores and it's literally a byproduct of oil.
Chemistry is amazing. |
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BeadyEyedDouche
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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If you're too intimidated by a dildo, there are plenty of house-hold items you can use as a makeshift dildo, just be creative and have an open mind and don't get carried away or you'll end up in the ER with a cucumber up your ass while a doctor prepares the tongs with the very lube you used to lodge that squash up your intestinal tract, reaching far up into your body to remove what once seemed so fun but now is a memory you'd just as soon forget.
Better try the eggplant next time. |
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BeadyEyedDouche
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
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Good work.. can't refute a single fact, so resort to insults. Typical. - BareMetal
You're talking out of your ass, like usual. Go study some History, wow, enlighten me oh cask of historical data, tell me how much your European ancestors give a crap about you now? Tell me, peasant, how you crammed your pathetic and poor family onto boats, and sailed to this wondrous land, America! the home of the brave.
Did you make pilgrimage to get here? How did you get here? Just born here, you say?
You literally accomplished N O T H I N G.
NOTHING.
You were born. Congratulations, you wasted a perfectly good human mind by being an idiot and I'm supposed to try and have a rational discussion with your what, conversational prowess about what percentage of this country is white?
Dammit! This is a white country! We need to keep out all the damn immigrants!
Comes from the same mouths that scream I'M IRISH! I'm ITALIAN! I'm a complete outcast and refugee that Europe banished but dammit, this is my land! |
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Ratsreign
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Location: Mo can stay awhile, FL Joined: 10.27.2017
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Moderation is masturbation
What is what and what makes you feel good?
All these things I think about I think about
Always come unglued
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CmH-2q1WwDQ
Kinda funny that I was just listening to this song before checking in here... |
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Ratsreign
Florida Panthers |
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Location: Mo can stay awhile, FL Joined: 10.27.2017
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You're talking out of your ass, like usual. Go study some History, wow, enlighten me oh cask of historical data, tell me how much your European ancestors give a crap about you now? Tell me, peasant, how you crammed your pathetic and poor family onto boats, and sailed to this wondrous land, America! the home of the brave.
Did you make pilgrimage to get here? How did you get here? Just born here, you say?
You literally accomplished N O T H I N G.
NOTHING.
You were born. Congratulations, you wasted a perfectly good human mind by being an idiot and I'm supposed to try and have a rational discussion with your what, conversational prowess about what percentage of this country is white?
Dammit! This is a white country! We need to keep out all the damn immigrants!
Comes from the same mouths that scream I'M IRISH! I'm ITALIAN! I'm a complete outcast and refugee that Europe banished but dammit, this is my land! - BeadyEyedDouche
https://youtu.be/boO4RowROiw |
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Damn. Some people need to see their psychiatrists |
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Der Kaiser
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: I Know Nothink ... NOTHINK! Joined: 07.27.2007
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https://youtu.be/boO4RowROiw - Ratsreign
People don’t really understand how it’s the Belgians that have really screwed things up.
And Norwegians are generally competent left to themselves, but Lord they are just miserable wieners and unable to carry on a conversation. |
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Der Kaiser
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: I Know Nothink ... NOTHINK! Joined: 07.27.2007
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Damn. Some people need to see their psychiatrists - Fattony1187
This is what happens when Beady gets high and doesn’t have anything else to entertain himself. |
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BareMetal
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Buffalo, NY Joined: 11.15.2017
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You're talking out of your ass, like usual. Go study some History, wow, enlighten me oh cask of historical data, tell me how much your European ancestors give a crap about you now? Tell me, peasant, how you crammed your pathetic and poor family onto boats, and sailed to this wondrous land, America! the home of the brave.
Did you make pilgrimage to get here? How did you get here? Just born here, you say?
You literally accomplished N O T H I N G.
NOTHING.
You were born. Congratulations, you wasted a perfectly good human mind by being an idiot and I'm supposed to try and have a rational discussion with your what, conversational prowess about what percentage of this country is white?
Dammit! This is a white country! We need to keep out all the damn immigrants!
Comes from the same mouths that scream I'M IRISH! I'm ITALIAN! I'm a complete outcast and refugee that Europe banished but dammit, this is my land! - BeadyEyedDouche
You're embarrassing. I'd recommend not reproducing, but I have a hard time believing a woman would be interested in such an incel simp anyway. |
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Ratsreign
Florida Panthers |
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Location: Mo can stay awhile, FL Joined: 10.27.2017
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This is what happens when Beady gets high and doesn’t have anything else to entertain himself. - Der Kaiser
Rambles on, as if from personal experience, about dildos, vaseline, astroglide, cucumbers & an eggplant....and then goes silent & disappears.
Perhaps Beady's "on to Cincinnati"... |
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Wetbandit1
Vegas Golden Knights |
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Location: Unpopular opinion (i think): The best Die Hard movie is the 4th one- Live free or Die Hard -jdfitz7, NY Joined: 10.07.2010
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Rambles on, as if from personal experience, about dildos, vaseline, astroglide, cucumbers & an eggplant....and then goes silent & disappears.
Perhaps Beady's "on to Cincinnati"... - Ratsreign
I believe it was "squash". |
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gerbe75pts
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Location: DRAFT COLE CAUFIELD AT 7!!!, CA Joined: 09.03.2009
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The Don
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Glasgow, VA Joined: 02.03.2007
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Douche has lost it - gerbe75pts
Some people just can't handle what they are drinking, snorting, injecting or smoking. Maybe all four. |
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kingcong39
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Location: albany, NY Joined: 02.21.2007
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JetpackJesus
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Honolulu, HI Joined: 08.27.2007
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buffalofan19
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Wonderful things can happen when you sow seeds of distrust in a garden full of (bum)holes Joined: 07.01.2007
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This was probably the most entertaining back reading since the shutdown started. |
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cbrandt
Buffalo Sabres |
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Location: Stirling, ON Joined: 06.11.2018
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Buff36
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Joined: 10.13.2019
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ukko pekka luukkonen - cbrandt
Hopefully he turns into what we all hope he will. |
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Chris16
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Location: CT Joined: 06.22.2012
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Good morning ma'am and isn't it a lovely morning? |
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