Fun watching that playoff game last night, forgot how much fun they can be.

If you're too intimidated by a dildo, there are plenty of house-hold items you can use as a makeshift dildo, just be creative and have an open mind and don't get carried away or you'll end up in the ER with a cucumber up your ass while a doctor prepares the tongs with the very lube you used to lodge that squash up your intestinal tract, reaching far up into your body to remove what once seemed so fun but now is a memory you'd just as soon forget.

Better try the eggplant next time.
- BeadyEyedDouche

Sounds like your speaking from experience.

Douche has lost it
- gerbe75pts

disagree


tapping his inner feelings


let the hate flow beady

disagree


tapping his inner feelings


let the hate flow beady
- navinrjohnson

Yeah cause it makes for a fun night.

disagree


tapping his inner feelings


let the hate flow beady
- navinrjohnson

My guess is his spice was spiked with Ketamine.

My guess is his spice was spiked with Ketamine.
- Der Kaiser

Hopefully he didn't eat anyone's face off

Yeah cause it makes for a fun night.
- Buff36

I guess I stirred the pot well with my last post before I shut it down last night

Ahh, I do remember, I liked the majority of it.
I think others challenged the trade values if I remember correctly.

Care to re-post it?
- IonSabres

Yeah, give it a go

A very hearty lavishka shenault everybody

disagree


tapping his inner feelings


let the hate flow beady
- navinrjohnson

Epic rant.

Epic rant.
- Michael Pachla

You are still Meltdown Mike but what he did last night.... wow.

You are still Meltdown Mike but what he did last night.... wow.
- Alex the Great

I stand by every word in that rant and am not offended in the least bit at what beady brought last night.

There's several regulars on here who are interesting and cool people, some still who are hilarious and memorable.

But the lot of you are honestly some of the biggest god damn losers I have ever encountered and you all really need to get the hell over yourselves. You ruin this country, you are entitled, coddled man-babies who need attention so desperately you post day after day on the same damn blog stating the same opinions over and over and getting absolutely nowhere as people.

Your wives hate you, your moms made you hate women because no one could ever treat you better than your mom and all the while your dad, who you absolutely worship, was whipping you with a belt and pouring liquid dish-soap down your throat

For the love of god those are your problems so stop taking them out on internet strangers and maybe actually try to have a conversation for once in your lackluster life, or better yet, just shut up for more than 5 minutes and try to stop thinking about yourself so much because it's really sad and vapid and pathetic.
- BeadyEyedDouche

This ranks in the top 5 Beady rants.

My personal favorite will always be the Lockport rant which included the phrase "thirsty women"

Great job Beady. Keep up the good work.

Yeah, give it a go
- Buff36

I did one awhile ago, didn't publish it.

Not sure if you read Joe Yerdon's article, in it he constructed a Sabres roster.
The Cap figures are pretty significantly different, as he used Evolving Wilds contract projections.
IF their estimates are correct, it changes the options pretty quickly on what realistically can be done .
This isn't a knock on your estimates, because who knows what will really happen, especially given the likelihood of a flat or even reduced cap. He has the contract estimates much higher, in fact about $4.6m higher, before Strome and Granland.

In general, like your roster though.

This ranks in the top 5 Beady rants.

My personal favorite will always be the Lockport rant which included the phrase "thirsty women"

Great job Beady. Keep up the good work.
- Angler

The closeted homosexual bar patrons of Lockport is the GOAT rant imho. I believe that's the same rant

I guess I stirred the pot well with my last post before I shut it down last night
- navinrjohnson

I read his 1st rant, then skipped by his usual drivel.
I assume he ranted on about being an oppressed young white man in the US.
It is quite the novel take.
If only he learned to punt and kick field goals.

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vox.com/platform/amp/science-and-health/2020/3/31/21202188/us-deaths-coronavirus-trump-white-house-presser-modeling-100000
- kingcong39

I remember.
What's the point.

I read his 1st rant, then skipped by his usual drivel.
I assume he ranted on about being an oppressed young white man in the US.
It is quite the novel take.
If only he learned to punt and kick field goals.
- IonSabres

You're stirring so hard you're going to spill the contents.
- Der Kaiser

"I have read these morons posts for the past 3 months mostly in silence until recently and I'm in complete disbelief that there are so many completely ignorant, uninformed, xenophobic, over-confident, self-absorbed and rambling scum-bags on here, it's honestly a congregation that is everything wrong with Buffalo, the working-class and American society and they should turn some Anthropologists onto this blog because it's a serious case-study for the degradation of the modern human mind."

The closeted homosexual bar patrons of Lockport is the GOAT rant imho. I believe that's the same rant
- jcragcrumple

Definitely was the same rant. Just a classic. Beady just hating on Lockport only to reveal that he had moved there recently. It's also quite clear to me that all his hatred for the closeted homosexuals is directed at himself.

disagree


tapping his inner feelings


let the hate flow beady
- navinrjohnson

Just dont say anything about

sam not being able

to play 2c.

the working-class and American society and they should turn some Anthropologists onto this blog because it's a serious case-study for the degradation of the modern human mind.
- Michael Pachla

I took 2 classes on monkeys, apes and humans as well as a comparative anatomy class in college


I will claim myself an expert


I am more qualified then short round

I remember.
What's the point.
- IonSabres

That the 100K to 240K range was said to be possibly higher or lower than what the numbers would be.

That said, we're at 60K already and on the way to that 100K lower number that was shared a month ago.

Just dont say anything about

sam not being able

to play 2c.
- Boss34

you still here?


let it go dude


life is too short

You are still Meltdown Mike but what he did last night.... wow.
- Alex the Great

You guys ..