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winsix
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

May 14 @ 10:29 PM ET
It's because I love, love, love Get Shorty and think it is a pretty much perfect classic, and Be Cool pisses all over it. So for me as a Get Shorty megafan, it was an abortion.
- Zezel


I loved Get Shorty as well. I could watch this clip a million times and still love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8OdlSXiDo
joel878
Joined: 06.13.2009

May 14 @ 10:49 PM ET
Now?
At Scarboro

In 6 weeks?
Yarmouth Links


- .HOHO.


Make the trip to Digby every now and then to. Pricey course but well worth it. đź‘Ť
.HOHO.
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Its better to let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions, NS
Joined: 07.05.2010

May 14 @ 10:51 PM ET
Make the trip to Digby every now and then to. Pricey course but well worth it. đź‘Ť
- joel878


Love the Pines!
fifty__missions
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Burkie's Rented Barn, ON
Joined: 02.12.2013

May 14 @ 10:58 PM ET
Love the Pines!
- .HOHO.

I need to get to Cabot. Last time I was up in Cape Breton those courses did not yet exist.
Bucket list for sure.
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 14 @ 11:16 PM ET
5 bad movies?

1. Inception
2. Alien: Covenant
3. Be Cool
4. Paranormal Activity
5. Top Gun

Bonus:

6. Blair Witch Project

- Zezel

Inception
Not a bad movie
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 14 @ 11:18 PM ET
Be Cool was not very good, especially when you compare it to Get Shorty, but was it one of the worst movies you ever watched?
- winsix

Get shorty
Not a bad movie
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: 1st rd exit is the new normal, ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

May 14 @ 11:20 PM ET
Inception
Not a bad movie

- Fakepartofme

Top Gun was pretty good too.....

.... I'll show myself out.
.HOHO.
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Its better to let people think you're an idiot, than to open your mouth and confirm their suspicions, NS
Joined: 07.05.2010

May 14 @ 11:53 PM ET
I need to get to Cabot. Last time I was up in Cape Breton those courses did not yet exist.
Bucket list for sure.

- fifty__missions


Did that last August.
Definitely worth the trip.
mjones242
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pretentious Beer Snob, ON
Joined: 06.22.2015

May 15 @ 12:26 AM ET
5 bad movies?

1. Inception
2. Alien: Covenant
3. Be Cool
4. Paranormal Activity
5. Top Gun

Bonus:

6. Blair Witch Project

- Zezel

GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

May 15 @ 12:38 AM ET
5 bad movies?

1. Inception
2. Alien: Covenant
3. Be Cool
4. Paranormal Activity
5. Top Gun

Bonus:

6. Blair Witch Project

- Zezel


No order-

Roller Town
Midsommar
The Witch
The Last Airbender (this movie doesn't exist and it's better that way )
The Happening

I could probably very easily list a (frank)ton more.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

May 15 @ 12:38 AM ET

- Arctic_AARDVARK


JohnFergusonJr
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I'd be happy with Che Guevara; hero of the Cuban revolution. - Canada Cup aka AOCC
Joined: 01.14.2011

May 15 @ 2:12 AM ET
Sportsnet ran a "what if" Gretzky signed with the Leafs for the 96/97 season story the other day. It's an interesting question so I dusted off the most state of the art NHL simulator at the time...NHL 97 (the one with John Vanbiesbrouck on the cover) for the SNES (actually a RetroDuo that plays NES and SNES games) and inserted Gretzky into the 96/97 Leafs.

Simulated the season. Results? Dead last in the division. Oddly enough, Bryan McCabe led the NHL with 40 goals.

So I ran a different kind of "what if" scenario. What if the Leafs got to re-do all their 1st and 2nd round picks from 1981 to 1991.

1981
Benning 6th ---> MacInnis 15th.
Yaremchuk 24th ---> Chelios 40th.

1982
Nylund 3rd ---> Stevens 5th.
Leeman 24th ---> Same and trade for Gilmour or just pick Gilmour.
Ihnacak 25th ---> Sandstrom 36th.

1983
Courtnall 7th ---> Neely 9th.
Jackson 28th ---> Zezel 41st.

1984
Iafrate 4th ---> Roberts 12th.
Gill 25th ---> Same.

1985
Clark 1st ---> Same.
Spangler 22nd ---> Nieuwendyk 27th.

1986
Damphousse 6th ---> Same.
But traded for Shanahan

1987
Richardson 7th ---> Sakic 15th.
Marois 28th ---> Desjardins 38th.

1988
Pearson 6th ---> Selanne 10th. (Roenick at 8th or Brind'Amour at 9th)
Domi 27th ---> Same.

1989
Thornton 3rd ---> Guerin 5th.
Pearson 12th ---> Kolzig 19th.

Guerin + Kolzig ---> Sundin.

Bancroft 21st ---> Foote 22nd.

1990
Berehowsky 10th ---> Brodeur 20th.
Potvin 31st ---> Same.

1991
Niedermayer 3rd ---> Same.

So here's how the 1992-1997 Leafs could have looked.

Shanahan / Sakic / Sundin
Clark / Gilmour / Selanne
Roberts / Nieuwendyk / Neely
Sandstrom / Zezel / Domi

Stevens / Chelios
Niedermayer / MacInnis
Foote / Desjardins
Gill

Brodeur
Potvin

Simulated the entire season 96/97 season and this time the Leafs finished 1st in the Division, 3rd overall.

Awards:

Presidents Trophy: Flyers
Vezina: Cujo
Jennings: Hextall
Norris: Desjardins

All realistic scenarios in 1996/1997. Then poop got weird.

Art Ross: Renberg
Selke: Renberg

Yes, THE Mikael Renberg.

But wait...there's more!

Lester B. Pearson: Janney
Hart: Janney

Yes, THE Craig Janney.

He had 79 points (12th overall) but he was double MVP.

On to the playoffs. Simulated every game except elimination games.

1st round: Phoenix: 4-0.
2nd round: Colorado: 4-0.
3rd round: Dallas: 4-3. Game 7 OT GWG: Roberts.
Final: Florida: 4-0. Cup winning goal at Maple Leaf Gardens: Clark.

One last award...

Conn Smythe: Svehla

Yes, THE Robert Svehla.

But Leafs win!
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 15 @ 8:55 AM ET
Top Gun was pretty good too.....

.... I'll show myself out.

- PatC80

Full of cheese but perfect for its time.

Still watchable.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 15 @ 8:59 AM ET
No order-

Roller Town
Midsommar
The Witch
The Last Airbender (this movie doesn't exist and it's better that way )
The Happening

I could probably very easily list a (frank)ton more.

- GreatGigInTheSky


Midsommar was the best movie of the decade
MaximusAurelius
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: #FireDubas
Joined: 04.23.2012

May 15 @ 9:09 AM ET
Midsommar was the best movie of the decade
- TheMussel


"not unless it has Dubas in it" - Roger

"my problems are way worse than those in that cult" - Bobby
poopstash
Los Angeles Kings
Joined: 03.21.2015

May 15 @ 9:13 AM ET
"not unless it has Dubas in it" - Roger

"my problems are way worse than those in that cult" - Bobby

- MaximusAurelius


Wow you’re in a female genitaliay mood this morning

putin throw your dog out a window?
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

May 15 @ 9:14 AM ET
No order-

Roller Town
Midsommar
The Witch
The Last Airbender (this movie doesn't exist and it's better that way )
The Happening

I could probably very easily list a (frank)ton more.

- GreatGigInTheSky

Bro. You are a basic female dog.
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

May 15 @ 9:16 AM ET
Wow you’re in a female genitaliay mood this morning

putin throw your dog out a window?

- poopstash


Are you saying his dog was complaining about covid working conditions and lack of ppe?
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

May 15 @ 9:24 AM ET
"When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didnt do any testing we could have very few cases."

Trump

He is the dumbest fack in the world. No wonder his supporters are degenerates for the most part.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

May 15 @ 9:25 AM ET
"When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didnt do any testing we could have very few cases."

Trump

He is the dumbest fack in the world. No wonder his supporters are degenerates for the most part.

- Fakepartofme

How much does he charge rent for that space in your head?
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

May 15 @ 9:32 AM ET
5 bad movies?

1. Inception
2. Alien: Covenant
3. Be Cool
4. Paranormal Activity
5. Top Gun

Bonus:

6. Blair Witch Project

- Zezel

Oh Frank yes!

I maybe get why teenage girls would like it, but it's the stupidest movie ever made.

Close second is Oxford Blues with Ally Sheedy and Rob Lowe. My wife and I actually saw it in the theatre together, but before we were actually dating.

They couldn't cram another obvious cliche plot item into the franking thing.

Oh, and Cocktail!!!!!
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

May 15 @ 9:32 AM ET
Good Morning bored Leafies.

Starting a new bracket today. This is actors who have played Superheroes / X-men / Comic book characters etc.

We're voting for how hot the actor is, NOT the character. I won't always post pics of the character. Some of the women have even played more than one such role.

The bracket has been set, 32 female actors.

First Matchup... A or B

Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 15 @ 9:33 AM ET
"When you test, you have a case. When you test, you find something is wrong with people. If we didnt do any testing we could have very few cases."

Trump

He is the dumbest fack in the world. No wonder his supporters are degenerates for the most part.

- Fakepartofme


This thing now with 'Obamagate' where he's accusing Obama of something but when asked he clearly doesn't know is a new level of derp. He's retweeting QAnon level nonsense and thinks that it's a thing. I'm actually embarrassed for him and his cult victims as fellow human beings now. It's really a tragedy of human mental dysfunction writ large.
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

May 15 @ 9:34 AM ET
I haven't seen the Battle of Midway and there is no rating on it on Rotten Tomatoes, but I can say this: if you look up the history of the Golden Raspberry Awards, Battlefield Earth won in 2000, The Battle of Midway wasn't even nominated. Mommy Dearest, if I recall correctly swept the Golden Raspberry awards, worst movie, worst actress Faye Dunaway, worst director and more, I could only take about 15 minutes of that stinker.
- winsix


Don't be confused... there are a number of Midway movies.

This specific one is Dauntless: The Battle of Midway and it was 2019.

OMG I am remembering parts of it now... ROFL! it is so bad.

Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

May 15 @ 9:35 AM ET
I loved Get Shorty as well. I could watch this clip a million times and still love it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rh8OdlSXiDo

- winsix


So good. Every actor in that movie is kicking ass, every line and scene is great, all the tracking shots following characters are so styley, and it has one of the great movie soundtracks ever.
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