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Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The more I think of you, the less I think of you , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 10 @ 3:18 PM ET
What about meme-lord status, does that count?
- GalacticStone


No, we have enough lawyers thanks
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:19 PM ET
Maple syrup themed sex acts
- Canada Cup

I'm there.
mjones242
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Pretentious Beer Snob, ON
Joined: 06.22.2015

Jul 10 @ 3:20 PM ET
The bolded, in practice, simply means that immigrating to Quebec is much harder than the rest of the country.
- TheMussel

I imagine if French is your native tongue they probably already have an apartment ready for you fixed up with all kinds of Habs swag.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:25 PM ET
I imagine if French is your native tongue they probably already have an apartment ready for you fixed up with all kinds of Habs swag.
- mjones242

Becoming a Habs fan is a deal-breaker.
Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 10 @ 3:26 PM ET
I imagine if French is your native tongue they probably already have an apartment ready for you fixed up with all kinds of Habs swag.
- mjones242

Welcome to Ottawa
Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 10 @ 3:32 PM ET
Welcome to Ottawa
- AdamFrench

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:33 PM ET
I imagine if French is your native tongue they probably already have an apartment ready for you fixed up with all kinds of Habs swag.
- mjones242


You'd be completely wrong.

People that have been speaking french their entire lives need to go through a series of comprehensive written and oral french language exams before their residency application can be approved.

It is the epitome of Quebecois bureaucracy
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:35 PM ET
You'd be completely wrong.

People that have been speaking french their entire lives need to go through a series of comprehensive written and oral french language exams before their residency application can be approved.

It is the epitome of Quebecois bureaucracy

- TheMussel

I am really good at the oral part.

Adam French
Atlanta Thrashers
Location: Isn't Cooley 5"11? You know who else is 5"11? Sydney Crosby. - Scabeh
Joined: 04.06.2011

Jul 10 @ 3:36 PM ET

- Symba007

Love that guy and the Ukrainian mob.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:42 PM ET
Love that guy and the Ukrainian mob.
- AdamFrench

Melnyk is the Inuit word for "tire fire".

PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Jul 10 @ 3:47 PM ET
I'm from Florida, is that a problem?


- GalacticStone

I've done the Florida man challenge. The one where you Google the words "Florida man" and enter you birthday. First article that came up on Google was "Florida man tries to outswim police"

So, please come here and save yourself...
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:50 PM ET
I've done the Florida man challenge. The one where you Google the words "Florida man" and enter you birthday. First article that came up on Google was "Florida man tries to outswim police"

So, please come here and save yourself...

- PatC80

Will they let me keep my pet alligator?

Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 10 @ 3:52 PM ET
Will they let me keep my pet alligator?


- GalacticStone

I thought you were older to be honest
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 10 @ 3:52 PM ET
I'm from Florida, is that a problem?


- GalacticStone

Lol
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The more I think of you, the less I think of you , ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Jul 10 @ 3:54 PM ET
I'm there.

- GalacticStone


Impressive stream
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jul 10 @ 3:55 PM ET
Pretty insane

The reality is that if Echiel wants out and is traded Buffalo will lose the trade.

That silly article was all trades Buffalo would “win”

You don’t win when you trade a superstar

- Santo_44

Bingo
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 3:56 PM ET
I thought you were older to be honest
- Symba007

That clip of me is from 1992.

Symba007
Montreal Canadiens
Location: You are all perennial cynical sissies , ON
Joined: 02.26.2007

Jul 10 @ 3:56 PM ET
Bingo
- Fakepartofme

Bingo for Eichel?
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I take Joel for walks around the block, AB
Joined: 07.24.2011

Jul 10 @ 3:58 PM ET
It's probably the bourbon lol...yeah when Reaper is the fourth out of six it is going into crazy stupid hot where you can see through time.
- Zezel

Did you guys hear about nips? (Fruitcakeandnipple (newfy guy))

Had to quit smoking and drinking. He got rushed to the hospital in Sask cause he was puking up blood. Apparently he nearly died. But he’s aight now, recouping at home.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 4:00 PM ET
Did you guys hear about nips? (Fruitcakeandnipple (newfy guy))

Had to quit smoking and drinking. He got rushed to the hospital in Sask cause he was puking up blood. Apparently he nearly died. But he’s aight now, recouping at home.

- Arctic_AARDVARK

From hot sauce?

Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I take Joel for walks around the block, AB
Joined: 07.24.2011

Jul 10 @ 4:02 PM ET
From hot sauce?
- GalacticStone

From everything lifestyle wise I guess..

Idk if it’s ulcers or what, but apparently it was very serious.
GalacticStone
Tampa Bay Lightning
Location: U Jealous of my Meteor
Joined: 01.29.2013

Jul 10 @ 4:08 PM ET
From everything lifestyle wise I guess..

Idk if it’s ulcers or what, but apparently it was very serious.

- Arctic_AARDVARK

That sucks. Ulcers are a mofo. My wife had to have surgery because of them. I have them also. I hope mine never get that bad. They almost killed my wife.

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jul 10 @ 4:12 PM ET
Did you guys hear about nips? (Fruitcakeandnipple (newfy guy))

Had to quit smoking and drinking. He got rushed to the hospital in Sask cause he was puking up blood. Apparently he nearly died. But he’s aight now, recouping at home.

- Arctic_AARDVARK


Hope he gets better!
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jul 10 @ 4:13 PM ET
From hot sauce?
- GalacticStone


So studies show that eating spicy food is actually a way to prevent stomach ailments that cause ulcers. It just aggravates existing ulcers.
PatC80
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: I would never let my children play hockey. The risk of getting drafted by Edmonton is too high", ON
Joined: 08.11.2011

Jul 10 @ 4:16 PM ET
Will they let me keep my pet alligator?


- GalacticStone

Yes. Also, no they won't..
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