I only trust one Doctor - and that is Doctor Max.
- Leafs43

Doctor Oz
Doctor Phil
Doctor Who
Doctor Max

Who are you going to first?

Yes. It could be the Rags. Bread Man-Get Zibby Wit It-Laffy
- gergeswillems

Laffy pick in order of freak out

1. Oil
2. Leafs
3. Rest of League tied

Draisaitl-McDavid-Laffy
- gergeswillems

too bad the Oilers don't know how to spread the offense.

Have to play that one line 40 minutes a game

What lines would we put them on?
- Canada Cup

Marner's old line because he would obviously be the one traded

Isn't Hall signing with Calgary? If I'm him I'd go to Colorado for less. Team is stacked for the next decade.
- gergeswillems

Choosing to play in Alberta?

Hmm.

There are some weird people out there I guess.

Doctor Oz
Doctor Phil
Doctor Who
Doctor Max

Who are you going to first?
- gergeswillems

that's easy Dr. Hibbert

Laffy pick in order of freak out

1. Oil
2. Leafs
3. Rest of League tied
- Canada Cup

I'd put Pens at #3. But I agree with #1 and #2.

Doctor Oz
Doctor Phil
Doctor Who
Doctor Max

Who are you going to first?
- gergeswillems

Hello, you have reached the clinic of Drs Max, Mengele and Kevorkian.

Choosing to play in Alberta?

Hmm.

There are some weird people out there I guess.
- Santo_44

Beautiful province.

too bad the Oilers don't know how to spread the offense.

Have to play that one line 40 minutes a game
- PatC80

Don't they already do this?

Beautiful province.
- Woderwick

To visit

To visit
- Santo_44

Fishing is fantastic.

Dermott gets his 64754th chance to succeed higher up in the lineup.

I'd put Pens at #3. But I agree with #1 and #2.
- gergeswillems

The only time I’d ever come close to considering a fix was the Sid draft. (Plus Matthews of course)

Fishing is fantastic.
- Woderwick

I've only been in the winter so far, great skiing.

Might make a trip out there this winter if all goes well.

Hello, you have reached the clinic of Drs Max, Mengele and Kevorkian.
- Canada Cup

We're not here to take your call right now but if you could just watch Jake Muzzin get cross checked and pull a professional diagnosis from your anus, a medical expert will join you as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience... (Cue elevator music).

We're not here to take your call right now but if you could just watch Jake Muzzin get cross checked and pull a professional diagnosis from your anus, a medical expert will join you as soon as possible. Thank you for your patience... (Cue elevator music).
- gergeswillems

50/50 shot

The only time I’d ever come close to considering a fix was the Sid draft. (Plus Matthews of course)
- Canada Cup

Poor Burkey got Bobby Ryan at #2.

Doctor Oz
Doctor Phil
Doctor Who
Doctor Max

Who are you going to first?
- gergeswillems

Obviously Doctor Max.

Any other Doctor probably would have done something moronic like "withhold judgment" or wait for more "evidence".

(frank) that. Doctor Max jumps to conclusions that literally no sane person would jump to - and that's what I need in my life.

Obviously Doctor Max.

Any other Doctor probably would have done something moronic like "withhold judgment" or wait for more "evidence".

(frank) that. Doctor Max jumps to conclusions that literally no sane person would jump to - and that's what I need in my life.
- Leafs43

Redditor: I have this bump on my pinkie

Max:You are probably going to die, see a doctor now before it is too late

Laffy to Pens, Rangers or... Oilers?
- gergeswillems

That would be the greatest thing ever!

Pens get bounced by the Habs and land Laff. Even better would be the Habs getting swept in the next round just to make the wound that much saltier!

Whoever gets Laffy has a good chance at Hall too I think....
- Santo_44

Why?
So the remaining teams who could have a shot at laf have he cap space for hall?

Redditor: I have this bump on my pinkie

Max:You are probably going to die, see a doctor now before it is too late
- Santo_44

Crowd: Live! Live! Live!

Doctor Max...

hasnt Laffy already seen an offer sheet?

Dermott gets his 64754th chance to succeed higher up in the lineup.
- Santo_44

No doubt he will perform in his usual mediocre ways. Of course, that won't stop some members of Leafs fandom from continuing to overrate his value.