Aw cheer up, Slappy! I'm sure Jimmy will let you towel your mouth off
- gergeswillems

What about the small of his back?

What about the small of his back?
- Levit8

Comrade Jimmy or Chrissy Blow? Sloppy Seconds Sundin says Three's Company.

First time I've read your blog in quite a while...quickly remember why. Self absorbed, know it all baby that loves to condescend....no thank you.

Last time I checked Lehner plays for the Vegas Golden Knights so how is it possible that he was responsible for eliminating the Rangers?

Very surprised you made it through a blog without trashing your favoriate coach Rick. Nonetheless yet another trash article.

That's the only good song that REM ever made.
- MJL

Not even in their top ten IMO

The slappy is bonding with the lemming! All we need now is for the apologist to make an appearance! It's the Comrade Jimmy "Kiss my ass" club! Nyet, nyet Soviet!
- gergeswillems

Haha chill, your obsession with Tanner and these threads is unhealthy...

Haha chill, your obsession with Tanner and these threads is unhealthy...
- 13sundin13

Haha chill, your obsession with shoving your head up Tanner's ass is hilarious...

Haha chill, your obsession with shoving your head up Tanner's ass is hilarious...
- gergeswillems

Unlike you I don't schedule my life around Tanner's blog posts and comment thread, pouring over every word he says. Your obsession with him is borderline stalking...

Unlike you I don't schedule my life around Tanner's blog posts and comment thread, pouring over every word he says. Your obsession with him is borderline stalking...
- 13sundin13

Hi Tanner!

Unlike you I don't schedule my life around Tanner's blog posts and comment thread, pouring over every word he says. Your obsession with him is borderline stalking...
- 13sundin13

Is that you, Jimmy? Go (frank) yourself!

Not even in their top ten IMO
- corduroy

Ditto, Bang and Blame was the only good song on that album

Is that you, Jimmy? Go (frank) yourself!
- gergeswillems

Haha wow, you'll believe anything. Not too surprising that you can't think for yourself I guess...

Haha wow, you'll believe anything. Not too surprising that you can't think for yourself I guess...
- 13sundin13

And you add absolutely nothing. But that's all part of being an insecure, ass kissing loser.

And you add absolutely nothing. But that's all part of being an insecure, ass kissing loser.
- gergeswillems

hold your horses, man

OEL gets absolutely rolled. Good to see for the king of the blind side hit. Suck it Ollie

And you add absolutely nothing. But that's all part of being an insecure, ass kissing loser.
- gergeswillems

See you tomorrow bright and early for another solid day of stalking Tanner, don’t be late!

See you tomorrow bright and early for another solid day of stalking Tanner, don’t be late!
- 13sundin13

Aw you don't like your hero Comrade Jimmy taking criticism? Are you triggered? Have a good cry, lemming. Jimmy will be so proud! You're challenging Chrissy for the ass kissing title!

Chrissy better step his game up! You're right behind him. Just where you like it! Chrissy says that you should replace the lip stick with chap stick. Don't want to leave a mark!

K so that was a lot of cringe

hey tannnur I guess Hayes isn't so bad

hey tannnur I guess Hayes isn't so bad
- 2Real

Hayes might have helped the Leafs avoid blowing a 3-0 lead tonight. But then again, Hayes has a lower Jfresh score than studs like Nylander and Marner. Love how Marner played 28 minutes and managed 1 shot on net. Maybe he was just unlucky or something?

Still holding out hope for a top ten Arctic Monkeys songs blog.

Hayes might have helped the Leafs avoid blowing a 3-0 lead tonight. But then again, Hayes has a lower Jfresh score than studs like Nylander and Marner. Love how Marner played 28 minutes and managed 1 shot on net. Maybe he was just unlucky or something?
- Kooleus

Listen, it's well known and Tanner will tell you this but it's all luck until like game 78 of the season. With the stoppage in play, we aren't there yet. So at this point in time, any result is completely random and all about luck.

What a brutally bad play by Taveras on the GW OT goal and what the hell was Reilly doing on that play? Just bad hockey.

Listen, it's well known and Tanner will tell you this but it's all luck until like game 78 of the season. With the stoppage in play, we aren't there yet. So at this point in time, any result is completely random and all about luck.

What a brutally bad play by Taveras on the GW OT goal and what the hell was Reilly doing on that play? Just bad hockey.
- MJL

What? I've been told a blocked shot is just as good as any other shot. the stats are correct. what you saw must be wrong.


sigh. i have some have drunk recollection of kaberle standing at the blue line shooting the puck at a flyers' players shin pads circa 2002. i think it lead to the series clinching goal by roenick. too lazy to look it up.

Still holding out hope for a top ten Arctic Monkeys songs blog.
- Cptmjl

What is the Arctic Monkeys JFresh card?

Hayes might have helped the Leafs avoid blowing a 3-0 lead tonight. But then again, Hayes has a lower Jfresh score than studs like Nylander and Marner. Love how Marner played 28 minutes and managed 1 shot on net. Maybe he was just unlucky or something?
- Kooleus

It was purely luck because playoff hockey is so random. The better team rarely wins because of luck. Columbus was just lucky while the Leafs were unlucky.
Leafs had better JFresh cards in the first 2 periods but then Torts motivated his team to elevate their JFresh card prowess in the 3rd period. Robertson should've scored 5 goals he was so dominant.

Dubois especially raised his JFresh card prowess which gave the Blue Jackets a totally random fluke win against the best team in the Salary Cap era. Really the Leafs should've won this game 11-0.

Leafs will win tonight because there's just no way possible for Columbus to be this lucky with random JFresh card prowess on consecutive nights. I expect Robertson to score 9 goals tonight. His JFresh card is the highest rated one in the entire history of the NHL.

Toronto has a 95.3 JFresh card. Columbus has a 2.6 JFresh card.

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