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Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Aug 7 @ 9:43 AM ET
It was purely luck because playoff hockey is so random. The better team rarely wins because of luck. Columbus was just lucky while the Leafs were unlucky. Leafs had better JFresh cards in the first 2 periods but then Torts motivated his team to elevate their JFresh card prowess in the 3rd period. Robertson should've scored 5 goals he was so dominant.

Dubois especially raised his JFresh card prowess which gave the Blue Jackets a totally random fluke win against the best team in the Salary Cap era. Really the Leafs should've won this game 11-0. Leafs will win tonight because there's just no way possible for Columbus to be this lucky with random JFresh card prowess on consecutive nights. I expect Robertson to score 9 goals tonight. His JFresh card is the highest rated one in the entire history of the NHL.

- gergeswillems


torts the master tactician played the pull the goalie card mid-way through the game to rally the team.

keefe was behind the bench pulling is own goalie while the 3 goal lead disappeared.
corduroy
Philadelphia Flyers
Location: “How many times is she gonna ask this f'n question?”, NT
Joined: 12.09.2006

Aug 7 @ 9:44 AM ET
What is the Arctic Monkeys JFresh card?
- gergeswillems



I bet jimmie tells people that the "J" is for james, and he is the freshest james of them all
Tonybere
New York Rangers
Location: ON
Joined: 02.04.2016

Aug 7 @ 9:56 AM ET
It was purely luck because playoff hockey is so random. The better team rarely wins because of luck. Columbus was just lucky while the Leafs were unlucky.
Leafs had better JFresh cards in the first 2 periods but then Torts motivated his team to elevate their JFresh card prowess in the 3rd period. Robertson should've scored 5 goals he was so dominant.

Dubois especially raised his JFresh card prowess which gave the Blue Jackets a totally random fluke win against the best team in the Salary Cap era. Really the Leafs should've won this game 11-0.

Leafs will win tonight because there's just no way possible for Columbus to be this lucky with random JFresh card prowess on consecutive nights. I expect Robertson to score 9 goals tonight. His JFresh card is the highest rated one in the entire history of the NHL.

Courtesy of natural fish sticks dot com.

- gergeswillems


A seven game series is too small a sample set for the best team to be victorious. Not like other sports and their single game eliminations!!!
And, just wait for Dubois to be crowned the next "elite player every one else undervalues."
gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 7 @ 9:57 AM ET
I bet jimmie tells people that the "J" is for james, and he is the freshest james of them all
- corduroy

The team with the best possession stats, shooting percentage and shots suppression will always win 90% of the time. Last night was one of the 10% examples. Leafs dominated that game.

If this is the best Columbus has then the Leafs have nothing to worry about.

JFresh card dominance is what all teams strive to achieve. Leafs won the JFresh card battle. But Columbus had the luck and randomness factors on their side. Mitch Marner has a 88.8 WAR in this series so far. Dubois has a 11.2 WAR.

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gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 7 @ 10:01 AM ET
A seven game series is too small a sample set for the best team to be victorious. Not like other sports and their single game eliminations!!!
And, just wait for Dubois to be crowned the next "elite player every one else undervalues."

- Tonybere

Dubas is actually the greatest GM in NHL history and his JFresh card proves it. He's built the greatest team in the salary cap era. But luck will always beat talent and ability. That's how hockey is played. If you get the lucky bounces then you win the game. The lucky team wins 96.6% of playoff games. The better team wins 3.4% of playoff games.

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gergeswillems
Detroit Red Wings
Location: Malkin wants to be The Man, ON
Joined: 02.01.2016

Aug 7 @ 10:05 AM ET
torts the master tactician played the pull the goalie card mid-way through the game to rally the team.

keefe was behind the bench pulling is own goalie while the 3 goal lead disappeared.

- Tumbleweed

Torts really is an awful Head coach. His JFresh card rates him as a below replacement level head coach. Whereas Keefe is rated #1 of all time. Torts pulling Korpisalo was a below average move. Any head coach could've done this and so it had minimal impact on the game. Bottom line is the Leafs lost only because they didn't get the luck or bounces. But they were the far superior team. Leafs WAR was 87.5 and Columbus was 4.4.

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Kooleus
Los Angeles Kings
Location: LA (home of King Alex), CA
Joined: 11.17.2018

Aug 7 @ 11:08 AM ET
Torts really is an awful Head coach. His JFresh card rates him as a below replacement level head coach. Whereas Keefe is rated #1 of all time. Torts pulling Korpisalo was a below average move. Any head coach could've done this and so it had minimal impact on the game. Bottom line is the Leafs lost only because they didn't get the luck or bounces. But they were the far superior team. Leafs WAR was 87.5 and Columbus was 4.4.

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- gergeswillems


Keefe is a tactical genius giving the Leafs a big coaching advantage. Torts just preaches defensive play which any clown can do. Some people make a big deal out of chemistry, discipline, playing as a team rather than collection of individuals...but these things aren't measured by Jfresh so they don't really matter.
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