they're on the top shelf. go find an adult to help.

(lefty made me type that.)
- RealityChecker

Lol.

You just want them to smell my burps.
- golfingsince

That and to look Lefty in the eyes, before I kick him in the shins.

Detroit was as bad as you can be. Buffalo the year Edmonton got McDavid, the Canucks the year they dropped from 2 to 5 - didn’t they lose something like 13 of the final 15 games that year to slide?
- 1970vintage

The year Van moved from 2 to 5 had a huge impact on the team. If Van wins that lottery that year the franchise is not in as good of a place as it is now, that's the year they drafted Petey.

Even if they "deserved" #1, the fate they got ended up being better.


Detroit was brutal this year yeah, but that's the cost of continued success over decades finally coming crashing down, doesn't make them any more or less deserving.

Canucks win 4-2 tonight
Myers with 3 minor penalties

Canucks win 4-2 tonight
Myers with 3 minor penalties
- Codes1087

Should Myers be benched?

Anyone know where I can find some yellow milk crates?
- Reubenkincade

Behind the Tim Horton's where Lefty's wife works.

Should Myers be benched?
- NorthNuck

There is a performance bonus in his contract where he needs to average 3 minors a night

In all seriousness though, he played fantastic outside his penalties yesterday. Defended well and played the body where he could. Really liked his game

Canucks win 4-2 tonight
Myers with 3 minor penalties
- Codes1087

You think they're getting one past Marky?

Canucks win 4-2 tonight
Myers with 3 minor penalties
- Codes1087

Canucks win 4-2 tonight
Myers with 3 minor penalties
- Codes1087

This game goes to OT.

pick your winner boys. winner - louie erikson (new orgasm face will be the next great meme.) loser - golfing's liver. game goes to triple overtime forcing golfing to stay up until pretty much saturday afternoon going through 17 beers and 3 boxes of wine.

There is a performance bonus in his contract where he needs to average 3 minors a night

In all seriousness though, he played fantastic outside his penalties yesterday. Defended well and played the body where he could. Really liked his game
- Codes1087

Half of Myers' penalties are just him being tall. Not his fault Parise's face is elbow height.

Half of Myers' penalties are just him being tall. Not his fault Parise's face is elbow height.
- NewYorkNuck

this post has reuby jokes written all over it.

This game goes to OT.

pick your winner boys. winner - louie erikson (new orgasm face will be the next great meme.) loser - golfing's liver. game goes to triple overtime forcing golfing to stay up until pretty much saturday afternoon going through 17 beers and 3 boxes of wine.
- RealityChecker

Through a freak delayed penalty play, Markstrom becomes the only goalie in NHL history to record a shutout and game winning goal in the same game

There is a performance bonus in his contract where he needs to average 3 minors a night

In all seriousness though, he played fantastic outside his penalties yesterday. Defended well and played the body where he could. Really liked his game
- Codes1087

Yeah, he's got a bit of nasty and size that's needed in the playoffs. If he can reign in the penalties and keep the chippy that would be ideal.

Sutter's game has also impressed me.

The year Van moved from 2 to 5 had a huge impact on the team. If Van wins that lottery that year the franchise is not in as good of a place as it is now, that's the year they drafted Petey.

Even if they "deserved" #1, the fate they got ended up being better.


Detroit was brutal this year yeah, but that's the cost of continued success over decades finally coming crashing down, doesn't make them any more or less deserving.
- NorthNuck

I think terrible performances one season deserve a good player, so the team can move forward. Rumor has it Benning would have selected Petey #1, so I don’t see how anything changes. Didn’t Heiskanen go #3 that year? He would have looked pretty good in a Canuck uni too.

Yeah, he's got a bit of nasty and size that's needed in the playoffs. If he can reign in the penalties and keep the chippy that would be ideal.

Sutter's game has also impressed me.
- Load Management

100%!

Through a freak penalty shot, Markstrom becomes the only goalie in NHL history to record a shutout and game winning goal in the same game
- NewYorkNuck

dream big!

This game goes to OT.

pick your winner boys. winner - louie erikson (new orgasm face will be the next great meme.) loser - golfing's liver. game goes to triple overtime forcing golfing to stay up until pretty much saturday afternoon going through 17 beers and 3 boxes of wine.
- RealityChecker

Through a freak delayed penalty play, Markstrom becomes the only goalie in NHL history to record a shutout and game winning goal in the same game
- NewYorkNuck

Just mile markers on the road to the Conn Smythe buddy.

dream big!
- RealityChecker

In triple OT

This game goes to OT.

pick your winner boys. winner - louie erikson (new orgasm face will be the next great meme.) loser - golfing's liver. game goes to triple overtime forcing golfing to stay up until pretty much saturday afternoon going through 17 beers and 3 boxes of wine.
- RealityChecker

Stecher with a knuckler from outside the blue line. Koivu from behind the net, off three bodies and in.

Yeah, he's got a bit of nasty and size that's needed in the playoffs. If he can reign in the penalties and keep the chippy that would be ideal.

Sutter's game has also impressed me.
- Load Management

Half of Myers' penalties are just him being tall. Not his fault Parise's face is elbow height.
- NewYorkNuck

That punch penalty and the parise one were pretty bad though lol. Less to do with height and more to do with getting a bit excited and overzealous

This tweet wins the (hockey) internet for the day:

“As a non leafs fan when people from Toronto said they want things to go back to normal I don’t think this is what they meant”

I'm not sure I'll even be able to watch tonight. Maybe I need to have a nap now.