Wanna blog? Start your own hockey blog with My HockeyBuzz. Register for free today!
 
Forums :: Blog World :: Mike Augello: Offseason Decisions – Jason Spezza
Author Message
Tumbleweed
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: avid reader of the daily douche news
Joined: 03.14.2014

Sep 4 @ 9:13 PM ET
Sexy as hell, female pole vaulter, only thing sexier might be a really attractive woman adept at playing the bag pipes.
- winsix


Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Sep 4 @ 9:21 PM ET

- Tumbleweed

winsix
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

Sep 4 @ 9:26 PM ET
[quote=Tumbleweed]

Doesn't count, fathered more children than Mick Jagger, was never an athlete after visiting special Swedish doctor.
winsix
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

Sep 4 @ 9:32 PM ET
She can play my bag pipes.
- mjones242



RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Sep 4 @ 9:34 PM ET
So Coyotees aren't paying meal money to players or their bonuses. who can we buy off of them?


RogerRoeper
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 03.27.2007

Sep 4 @ 9:36 PM ET
Mitch Marner plays "D"? Wait....Everybody knows this to be a blatant lie. Mitch Marner most certainly does not play "D" in any capcity.
This happens to be part of Toronto's issues.
MM does not play "D"

- camfor
Mitch Marner is the worst defensive player in the entire NHL. Toronto can't even trade him.
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Sep 4 @ 9:40 PM ET
Kadri's man.
bullethead7
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Oshawa, ON
Joined: 07.26.2007

Sep 4 @ 10:22 PM ET
Spezza is on the Leafs or he retires. No other scenario.
sensmelon
Ottawa Senators
Location: Peterborough, ON
Joined: 10.07.2014

Sep 4 @ 10:28 PM ET
Leafs are poop enjoy this ones on me
mr.sir
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Vancouver Island, BC
Joined: 01.18.2015

Sep 4 @ 10:28 PM ET
6 blocks for Tanev 🖕
winsix
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

Sep 4 @ 10:34 PM ET
Leafs are poop enjoy this ones on me
- sensmelon


The contents of the septic tank at my cottage is more valuable than you. Enjoy
sensmelon
Ottawa Senators
Location: Peterborough, ON
Joined: 10.07.2014

Sep 4 @ 10:35 PM ET
Mitch Marner is the worst defensive player in the entire NHL. Toronto can't even trade him.
- RogerRoeper


Toronto can’t even win a round let alone give away one of their best players, joke of the league
sensmelon
Ottawa Senators
Location: Peterborough, ON
Joined: 10.07.2014

Sep 4 @ 10:37 PM ET
The contents the septic tank at my cottage is more valuable than you. Enjoy
- winsix

Nice english bud
winsix
Season Ticket Holder
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Henry Hudson's Fairchild 24 South Porcupine
Joined: 04.03.2016

Sep 4 @ 10:39 PM ET
Nice english bud
- sensmelon


You're not very good at trolling. Your hate for the Leafs is inversely proportional to your intellect
sensmelon
Ottawa Senators
Location: Peterborough, ON
Joined: 10.07.2014

Sep 4 @ 10:43 PM ET
You're not very good at trolling. Your hate for the Leafs is inversely proportional to your intellect
- winsix


Not much to troll tbh
Garnie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: ON
Joined: 11.30.2009

Sep 4 @ 10:44 PM ET
Aren't we all though...aren't we all.
- oldstyle


100%
sensmelon
Ottawa Senators
Location: Peterborough, ON
Joined: 10.07.2014

Sep 4 @ 10:51 PM ET
You're not very good at trolling. Your hate for the Leafs is inversely proportional to your intellect
- winsix


It’s like making fun of a clown it’s easy, sad, unsatisfying but it is what it is
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Sep 4 @ 11:17 PM ET

- Aetherial


so much wood, even if she's hitting an iron
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 4 @ 11:18 PM ET
Female athletes?
- mjones242


True
Camel
Season Ticket Holder
Buffalo Sabres
Location: Sudbury, ON
Joined: 04.25.2009

Sep 4 @ 11:18 PM ET
Gotta keep him. He’s the only fighter left.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 4 @ 11:19 PM ET
I did consider that, and I think I could have filled a bracket. The thing is, nobody will be familiar with most of them, including me. So it kind of takes away the fun element of it.
- Aetherial


Yeah, that makes sense. I was already not in the know of enough in the other categories.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 4 @ 11:23 PM ET
She wins
- Zezel



Surely you jest.



Also, look up Hilary Knight from that athletes posing naked but covering themselves thing that magazine does. Lupul was in it once.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 4 @ 11:23 PM ET

- Garnie


Dammit, Garnie!
Canada Cup
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: This world is just a veil and the face you wear is not your own., ON
Joined: 07.06.2007

Sep 4 @ 11:25 PM ET
so much wood, even if she's hitting an iron
- TheMussel



I have to admit that I was a little bit worried that I was turning into a perv when Maria Sharapova broke into tennis. But I got over it.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Sep 4 @ 11:29 PM ET

- 21peter


I like the edited version of this gif where Randy Orton comes out of the wave and RKO's her.

EDIT:



Page: Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16  Next