- JRR1285

Let us save that for our next bet.
- Wildschwein

This is your last chance, the next agreement comes with a "Lena clause".

- JRR1285

All those playoff series in the past 15 years. We've won a majority of the important ones, but they've been a much bigger rival to us in modern times. It's a shame too because Ovi is probably my favorite player not in a Rangers uniform and I hope he gets the all time goal record, but the Caps as a franchise can get launched into the sun.

Their fans also annoy me because I always hate the games where any team has fans that blow airhorns the whole game. My disdain for the Phillies probably doubled this year when the fans starting staying outside the stadium during the games blowing that crap all game.

For the overall fan base probably, but just being in NJ and knowing tons of Rangers and devils fans here, it would be like banning pork roll in NJ.
- mdw7413

Its TAYLOR HAM!

Almost all NJ Rangers fans have the Devils as their #1 hated team. Trust me
- mdw7413

Penguins

All those playoff series in the past 15 years. We've won a majority of the important ones, but they've been a much bigger rival to us in modern times. It's a shame too because Ovi is probably my favorite player not in a Rangers uniform and I hope he gets the all time goal record, but the Caps as a franchise can get launched into the sun.

Their fans also annoy me because I always hate the games where any team has fans that blow airhorns the whole game. My disdain for the Phillies probably doubled this year when the fans starting staying outside the stadium during the games blowing that crap all game.
- 2sticks1puck

I feel you there. Annoying arena poop tops my list too.

But Ovechkin is a treasure, and I don't hate anyone on the Caps.

Penguins
- TheMessiah94

Its TAYLOR HAM!
- TommyGTrain

What part of NJ is that? The swamps? (Oh wait that's the whole thing)

It never ends. He’s as relentless as he is polite.
- Wildschwein

hey (frank) you

This is your last chance, the next agreement comes with a "Lena clause".
- JRR1285

Probably for the best. MDW hasn’t tried sneaking into my bedchamber since you’ve worn the current avi.

hey (frank) you
- BINGO!

Only if you say please.

Probably for the best. MDW hasn’t tried sneaking into my bedchamber since you’ve worn the current avi.
- Wildschwein

That's because he's too busy rubbing himself raw to Lena.

Its TAYLOR HAM!
- TommyGTrain

- mdw7413

I tried Pork Roll a couple years ago. It's pretty decent. Kinda like Bologna and Salami had a kid on the spectrum.

That's because he's too busy rubbing himself raw to Lena.
- JRR1285

Looks like a hot dog had a fight with a belt sander

That's because he's too busy rubbing himself raw to Lena.
- JRR1285

Also plausible.

Looks like a hot dog had a fight with a belt sander
- mdw7413

Looks like a hot dog had a fight with a belt sander
- mdw7413

That's intense imagery.

I tried Pork Roll a couple years ago. It's pretty decent. Kinda like Bologna and Salami had a kid on the spectrum.
- JRR1285

I hate both bolgna and salami, but I get what you are saying. Pork roll is just so damn delicious with egg, cheese, and home fries.

I hate both bolgna and salami, but I get what you are saying. Pork roll is just so damn delicious with egg, cheese, and home fries.
- mdw7413

Excuse me sir, but what is your address since we need to have a duel.

Excuse me sir, but what is your address since we need to have a duel.
- JRR1285

Let me rephrase, I hate bologna no matter what. Salami I like if its with other meats, like a complimentary taste, not stand alone.

What part of NJ is that? The swamps? (Oh wait that's the whole thing)
- JRR1285

The trees and the massive parts that look like Alabama. Which reminds me, I haven't gotten desperate and wondered to Cowtown for awhile only to be disappointed. There is no way they stopped having people peddle their overpriced knockoff crap.

The trees and the massive parts that look like Alabama. Which reminds me, I haven't gotten desperate and wondered to Cowtown for awhile only to be disappointed. There is no way they stopped having people peddle their overpriced knockoff crap.
- 2sticks1puck

Let me rephrase, I hate bologna no matter what. Salami I like if its with other meats, like a complimentary taste, not stand alone.
- mdw7413

I can eat salami straight up but bologna is for idiots.

I can eat salami straight up but bologna is for idiots.
- JRR1285

bologna is lips and bumholes made into a paste