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Load Management
Season Ticket Holder
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Billings Spit, BC
Joined: 09.22.2019

Oct 4 @ 11:41 AM ET


discrediting Benning for drafting Pettersson...



Can't even make this sh!t up...

- LordHumungous


Naw man, it was all Delorme. He walked into Benning's office pitched a paperweight through the window, then proceeded to trash his desk. Grabbed Benning by the scruff of the neck and in a low menacing voice said, "Inge Hammarstrom sends his regards, if you don't draft Pettersson your family is next."

I know a guy who was there....he shot me an email to clarify this yesterday.
MisterBrown
Toronto Maple Leafs
Joined: 08.10.2020

Oct 4 @ 11:42 AM ET
Chris Johnston on Headlines says Taylor Hall will entertain 1 or 2 yr deals.
- Pacificgem

With tea and crumpets?
NewYorkNuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 07.11.2015

Oct 4 @ 11:47 AM ET
New Borat movie comes out at the end of the month . It looks insane.
- VANTEL


Just looked it up



Perfect timing
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: The Clit Whisperer
Joined: 10.22.2011

Oct 4 @ 11:56 AM ET
Naw man, it was all Delorme. He walked into Benning's office pitched a paperweight through the window, then proceeded to trash his desk. Grabbed Benning by the scruff of the neck and in a low menacing voice said, "Inge Hammarstrom sends his regards, if you don't draft Pettersson your family is next."

I know a guy who was there....he shot me an email to clarify this yesterday.

- Load Management


Did this really happen or is this sarcasm? Hard to tell without the winky-face.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 4 @ 11:57 AM ET
Still laughing
- VanHockeyGuy



It was hilarious.
LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Oct 4 @ 11:59 AM ET
Naw man, it was all Delorme. He walked into Benning's office pitched a paperweight through the window, then proceeded to trash his desk. Grabbed Benning by the scruff of the neck and in a low menacing voice said, "Inge Hammarstrom sends his regards, if you don't draft Pettersson your family is next."

I know a guy who was there....he shot me an email to clarify this yesterday.

- Load Management

Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:10 PM ET
I hope everyone has a nice relaxing sunday
- Codes1087

Go to church.
Load Management
Season Ticket Holder
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Billings Spit, BC
Joined: 09.22.2019

Oct 4 @ 12:14 PM ET
Did this really happen or is this sarcasm? Hard to tell without the winky-face.
- bloatedmosquito


It's all true Bro. I have no reason to fabricate such things.
Vental
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 02.11.2019

Oct 4 @ 12:14 PM ET
Being cap allocation bothers me if we actually get OEL I’ll run with the possibility.

OEL/Dvorak for OJ/Gaudette/JV/LE/2nd
12.7m in & about 12m out
-would like 250k+ retained on OEL

Eating 7yrs at 8.25m isn’t exciting me & the Coyotes are in a cash/cap bind & over the barrel with options for suitors. They need many cheaper contracts to fit under the cap. We replace AG with Dvorak to play with his old London Knight team mate Bo. The 2nd is as high of a pick I’d let go. Resigning Marky is inevitable with the rumoured NMC being the sticking point. If an NMC then Demko probably is traded before the e-draft to not lose him for nothing. We then have nobody we cannot afford to lose with Lind being the only player I see at risk. To mitigate that JB could resign resign TT on a 1 year deal with a handshake promise to resign him. Many ELC/cheap RFA type players would need to step up & legitimately make the team to go with other UFA/RFA signings.

https://www.capfriendly.c.../armchair-gm/team/1976083

Miller Petey Boeser
Pearson Bo TT
Hoglander Dvorak Leivo
Motte Beagle MacEwen
Roussel

OEL Hughes
Edler Myers
Rathbone Benn
Brisebois Rafferty

Markstrom
Lundqvist or Anderson if willing to sign cheap

Sutter traded for a pick or B prospect
Ferland on LTIR
Podkolzin arrives May 1st @3/925k

Would leave 20.2m to sign 7 players for 2021-22 including Petey & Hughes. I assume either or both to sign a bridge. Luongo recapture ends the following season. Roussel &/or Beagle could be traded or bought out to facilitate cap space.

- Nighthawk


Even in a flat cap, pete and Hugh's are getting paid. 20.2 million for 7 players will be hard, let's say 5 of them average 1m apiece. That leaves 15.2m for petey and Hughes.

Do you actually think they're going to sign for under 8m apiece?

You're smoking the wrong stuff if that's what you believe man. This is right up there with whoever keeps saying that the beagle and rousell contracts are no big deal and that they'd work themselves out, along with the Erickson deal, don't write remember who... some old dude anyways keeps saying it.

Anyways, you'll need to shed some more salary to make it work for 21/22
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:20 PM ET


I love when some clown has to make an alt ID because they are afraid to face me .


There is a whole other thread for than you light weight.


I think today the wife and I are going to go out and look for jobs so we can bankrupt some small company and then come back and lecture you guys on how to run a billion dollar company
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:20 PM ET
Did this really happen or is this sarcasm? Hard to tell without the winky-face.
- bloatedmosquito

After a disasterous junior career, Lefty still stays in touch with former players who don't laugh their bag off when he contacts them. Several work with NHL teams and Lefty reaches out for intel from time to time. The ones that answer to the voices in their head mocked him.
Sundays are the best!
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

Oct 4 @ 12:21 PM ET
Even in a flat cap, pete and Hugh's are getting paid. 20.2 million for 7 players will be hard, let's say 5 of them average 1m apiece. That leaves 15.2m for petey and Hughes.

Do you actually think they're going to sign for under 8m apiece?

You're smoking the wrong stuff if that's what you believe man. This is right up there with whoever keeps saying that the beagle and rousell contracts are no big deal and that they'd work themselves out, along with the Erickson deal, don't write remember who... some old dude anyways keeps saying it.

Anyways, you'll need to shed some more salary to make it work for 21/22

- Vental

Read the last sentence then pass the doobie.
Also other moves could happen not written in stone.
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:23 PM ET
Even in a flat cap, pete and Hugh's are getting paid. 20.2 million for 7 players will be hard, let's say 5 of them average 1m apiece. That leaves 15.2m for petey and Hughes.

Do you actually think they're going to sign for under 8m apiece?

You're smoking the wrong stuff if that's what you believe man. This is right up there with whoever keeps saying that the beagle and rousell contracts are no big deal and that they'd work themselves out, along with the Erickson deal, don't write remember who... some old dude anyways keeps saying it.

Anyways, you'll need to shed some more salary to make it work for 21/22

- Vental

VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:26 PM ET

- Marwood


I am guessing he is your accountant for the business you guys made go tits up.
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:29 PM ET
I am guessing he is your accountant for the business you guys made go tits up.

- VANTEL

Living rent free in your head.


For the record I have no clue who it is but he obviously thinks very little of your dementia induced hysteria.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:33 PM ET
Living rent free in your head.


For the record I have no clue who it is but he obviously thinks very little of your dementia induced hysteria.

- Marwood


I was thinking I live rent free in your head dude , Even after I took a vacation you would talk about me daily.

I did though finally figure out why you hate old people though. Your hair has fallen out , you use a cane and you have the IQ of a 3 year old . IF you start sh1tting your diaper you will be officially be living the life of a 90 year old
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

Oct 4 @ 12:35 PM ET
I was thinking I live rent free in your head dude , Even after I took a vacation you would talk about me daily.

I did though finally figure out why you hate old people though. Your hair has fallen out , you use a cane and you have the IQ of a 3 year old . IF you start sh1tting your diaper you will be officially be living the life of a 90 year old

- VANTEL

I was surprised to see him create 2 sentences. Cue the emoji king.
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: The Clit Whisperer
Joined: 10.22.2011

Oct 4 @ 12:40 PM ET


I love when some clown has to make an alt ID because they are afraid to face me .


There is a whole other thread for than you light weight.


I think today the wife and I are going to go out and look for jobs so we can bankrupt some small company and then come back and lecture you guys on how to run a billion dollar company

- VANTEL


TBH, I didn’t realize it was two different accounts. I thought the new avatar choice was weird but shrugged it off. lol. This has happened to me so much. Need to pay more attention I guess.

I’m guessing it’s one of the leaf regulars like walshy or someone similar.
LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Oct 4 @ 12:43 PM ET


I love when some clown has to make an alt ID because they are afraid to face me .


There is a whole other thread for than you light weight.


I think today the wife and I are going to go out and look for jobs so we can bankrupt some small company and then come back and lecture you guys on how to run a billion dollar company

- VANTEL

cue the armchair GM's...

VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:44 PM ET
TBH, I didn’t realize it was two different accounts. I thought the new avatar choice was weird but shrugged it off. lol. This has happened to me so much. Need to pay more attention I guess.

I’m guessing it’s one of the leaf regulars like walshy or someone similar.

- bloatedmosquito


I really don't care who it is. It is funny though to see someone make an anonymous account to hide behind their other anonymous ID . Spy World
Codes1087
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 09.24.2014

Oct 4 @ 12:44 PM ET
Go to church.
- Marwood


Morning run, coffee cake, coffee and "recess" with the kiddos, having a relaxing Sunday morning .
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: The Clit Whisperer
Joined: 10.22.2011

Oct 4 @ 12:48 PM ET
Morning run, coffee cake, coffee and "recess" with the kiddos, having a relaxing Sunday morning .
- Codes1087


I (frank)ing love coffee cake! Apple crumble too. Cheesecake ranks high as well.
Marwood
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cumberland, BC
Joined: 03.18.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:50 PM ET
Morning run, coffee cake, coffee and "recess" with the kiddos, having a relaxing Sunday morning .
- Codes1087

Fruit smoothie, coffee, ball toss for the dog and laughing at confused seniors trying to remember who they are arguing with and why. Tranquil.
VANTEL
Joined: 07.03.2010

Oct 4 @ 12:54 PM ET
Fruit smoothie, coffee, ball toss for the dog and laughing at confused seniors trying to remember who they are arguing with and why. Tranquil.
- Marwood


I am actually surprised you are not out with your wobbly legs , you cue ball head and warm personality not hitting up the ladies.

You are a triple threat.
Vental
Vancouver Canucks
Joined: 02.11.2019

Oct 4 @ 12:54 PM ET


I love when some clown has to make an alt ID because they are afraid to face me .


There is a whole other thread for than you light weight.


I think today the wife and I are going to go out and look for jobs so we can bankrupt some small company and then come back and lecture you guys on how to run a billion dollar company

- VANTEL


? Are you talking to me?

How rude, I don't know why you'd think I was talking about you? I was commenting about the OEL trade, relax, take a Prozac or 2.

Oh.... unless, naw couldn't be, but... maybe, were you the one who said not to worry about the cap and that it wouldn't impact our ability to ice a good hockey team?

Where I'm sitting, if we didn't have Erikson, Sutter, beagle and Roussel signed to ridiculous deals, we could retain all our good players, trade for OEL and still have money left over for Hughes and Peterson next year.... but, you know more then the rest of us, so have fun playing GM.

Again though, I wasn't talking about you man.
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