it does sound like it would totally be your style
- Pat1993

used to be

Now I have to live through you.


Do it, doooooo it.

used to be

Now I have to live through you.


Do it, doooooo it.
- M. Arachide

lolololl


I've already had my share of crazy female doges, perhaps I'll get more desperate but for now I'll pass

Just to make Pat a little horny

Just to make Pat a little horny
- M. Arachide

...that might be worth a fistfight though

...that might be worth a fistfight though
- Pat1993

love a good fisting i mean fistfight

love a good fisting i mean fistfight
- Streit2ThePoint

nothing better than make-up fisting after a fight

love a good fisting i mean fistfight
- Streit2ThePoint

If the baby's head was big enough both might be possible

Just to make Pat a little horny
- M. Arachide

Am I the only one who looks at a stick like that and finds it unattractive? Thick thighs save lives, people! I'd prefer to Scooby snack on this:

If the baby's head was big enough both might be possible
- M. Arachide

Am I the only one who looks at a stick like that and finds it unattractive? Thick thighs save lives, people! I'd prefer to Scooby snack on this:

- Darksyde

Am I the only one who looks at a stick like that and finds it unattractive? Thick thighs save lives, people! I'd prefer to Scooby snack on this:

- Darksyde

I don't find the other blonde unattractive, but damn that's hot indeed...

Am I the only one who looks at a stick like that and finds it unattractive? Thick thighs save lives, people! I'd prefer to Scooby snack on this:

- Darksyde

It's definately not un-attractive but I prefer fit girls

I don't find the other blonde unattractive, but damn that's hot indeed...

- Pat1993

Once there's some jiggling gowing on in the arms when she waves it's when I stop fiding it attractive

Once there's some jiggling gowing on in the arms when she waves it's when I stop fiding it attractive
- M. Arachide

What if the jiggling comes from the chest area though?

What if the jiggling comes from the chest area though?

- Scabeh

good point... and what about holding her arms to prevent them from moving and jiggling, if it's such a problem... loll

What if the jiggling comes from the chest area though?

- Scabeh

Des seins joufflus c'est ok mais si quand tu enlève la brassière et tu peux faire tenir un sharpie en dessous c'est non

It's definately not un-attractive but I prefer fit girls
- M. Arachide

You're suggesting the girl from the mystery machine isn't fit?

Once there's some jiggling gowing on in the arms when she waves it's when I stop fiding it attractive
- M. Arachide

For me, let's be honest, I'm just not that picky. I'm happy if they're willing, and equally willing to be disappointed.

You're suggesting the girl from the mystery machine isn't fit?
- Takemedrunkimhome

I don't know her.

good point... and what about holding her arms to prevent them from moving and jiggling, if it's such a problem... loll
- Pat1993

This comment in no way sounds rapey. At all

Des seins joufflus c'est ok mais si quand tu enlève la brassière et tu peux faire tenir un sharpie en dessous c'est non
- M. Arachide

Interesting.

*buys sharpie for testing purposes*

This comment in no way sounds rapey. At all
- Takemedrunkimhome

that was not the intention, but I understand how it can be interpreted as such lololol

This comment in no way sounds rapey. At all
- Takemedrunkimhome

Hey now, don't judge pat for his love of S&M.

There are way weirder poop than that out there.

that was not the intention, but I understand how it can be interpreted as such lololol
- Pat1993

We should just turn the thread into an Archer tribute and bring back phrasing

Hey now, don't judge pat for his love of S&M.

There are way weirder poop than that out there.
- Scabeh

At this stage of where weird sex is s&m almost seems like tame, suburbs couple in their 40's that got a babysitter on a Saturday type thing