Also a good point.
- TheMussel

Or it could be a trap

good points both
- TheMussel

How much would you make if you jumped to your company's biggest rival?

Or it could be a trap
- Canada Cup

No trap, In any sales pitch, the worst they can say is No..

How much would you make if you jumped to your company's biggest rival?
- Atomic Wedgie

15% less.

No trap, In any sales pitch, the worst they can say is No..
- bixll

“We were concerned that maybe you weren’t a team player. Turns out you’re just another greedy Willly.”

“We were concerned that maybe you weren’t a team player. Turns out you’re just another greedy Willly.”
- Canada Cup

Been a salesman for my entire life.

Have them camera and check for clay pipes while they're down there. We had our basement done a year ago - never have to worry about tree roots again.
- The Law

True Wedgie Story:

Woke up one morning to tremendously bad smell. My basement washroom is flooded with poop.

I assume it's the clay pipes, as we have a giant tree on the front yard. Call the City, hoping it's on their land.

They scope it, conclude the clay pipes have collapsed - luckily, it's on their land - sweeeeet, I don't have to pay.

As they dig, they discover something very interesting:

A year before the collapse, the city had replaced the water lines on our street. The crew working it (private company contracted to the City of Toronto) had broken my sewage line, and rather than admitting to what they had done, they cut a giant traffic cone in half and laid it on top, then covered up their work.

I'm not pooping you - half a franking traffic cone.

The City ended up deeming half of my front yard to be toxic, and had to completely remove the soil to about 10 feet deep and replace it.

I didn't have to pay a thing (although I had to bleach the poop out of my downstairs - and I mean that literally). I spoke with the City - they were furious and vowed that they were going to sue the company to recover every franking penny.

15% less.
- bixll

Not entirely wrong.

I have extensive experience in the industry, not so much in my current position.

Been a salesman for my entire life.
- bixll

(I’m not serious)

(I’m not serious)
- Canada Cup

I get that,

Not entirely long.

I have extensive experience in the industry, not so much in my current position.
- TheMussel

I have no idea what you do my friend.

Interesting, though I'd probably phrase it less hard-ball ish considering i also consider my boss a friend.
- TheMussel

Nothing to do with being friends. These open conversations were always held over beers at the local pub, in a comfortable, relaxed atmosphere, and they were always initiated by the shareholders.

I took on a 45% increase in responsibility and was laughed out of the building.
- AdamFrench

+45% on 0 is still 0, Adam..

[quote=bixll]Looks terrible to me. Just sayin..


LOL. Yet still kicks ass.

I get that,
- bixll

Ok, just for that, a political post


Giuliani is acting out a voter finding out someone stole his vote at press conference. Also, judges in on the scam.

guy from Borat doesnt understand

Brendan Keefe
@BrendanKeefe
Rudy Giuliani doesn't understand how signature-matching works under Georgia law. Signatures are verified BEFORE ballots are counted. They cannot be checked again in a recount under GA constitution that protects secrecy of a voter's identity. Ballot is detached after verification.

guy from Borat doesnt understand
- senstroll

It is banana-republic-ish though..
The u s of a, land of the free and the most medieval style elections in last 20years or so

[quote=bixll]Looks terrible to me. Just sayin..


LOL. Yet still kicks ass.
- Woderwick

A layoff may do him in.

Ok, just for that, a political post


Giuliani is acting out a voter finding out someone stole his vote at press conference. Also, judges in on the scam.
- Canada Cup

I wonder if he really believes this, or is just taking a big payday?

True Wedgie Story:

Woke up one morning to tremendously bad smell. My basement washroom is flooded with poop.

I assume it's the clay pipes, as we have a giant tree on the front yard. Call the City, hoping it's on their land.

They scope it, conclude the clay pipes have collapsed - luckily, it's on their land - sweeeeet, I don't have to pay.

As they dig, they discover something very interesting:

A year before the collapse, the city had replaced the water lines on our street. The crew working it (private company contracted to the City of Toronto) had broken my sewage line, and rather than admitting to what they had done, they cut a giant traffic cone in half and laid it on top, then covered up their work.

I'm not pooping you - half a franking traffic cone.

The City ended up deeming half of my front yard to be toxic, and had to completely remove the soil to about 10 feet deep and replace it.

I didn't have to pay a thing (although I had to bleach the poop out of my downstairs - and I mean that literally). I spoke with the City - they were furious and vowed that they were going to sue the company to recover every franking penny.
- Atomic Wedgie

Wow.

Professionals at work.

Ok, just for that, a political post


Giuliani is acting out a voter finding out someone stole his vote at press conference. Also, judges in on the scam.
- Canada Cup

He also said that you had voters from Camden coming in to vote in Philly. "It's about as frequent as getting beaten up at a Philadelphia basketball...uh..football game."

A layoff may do him in.
- bixll

Still think Shea Weber is exactly the kind of missing piece for the Leafs to contend for the cup, for what it's worth.

Too bad you'll never have him.

It is banana-republic-ish though..
The u s of a, land of the free and the most medieval style elections in last 20years or so
- MaximusAurelius

jokes on Trump, I would go to court for him got 10k to not understand whats going on

Still think Shea Weber is exactly the kind of missing piece for the Leafs to contend for the cup, for what it's worth.

Too bad you'll never have him.
- Scabeh

Agreed.

Yup.


Each work stoppage ends up ending careers.
- Scabeh

All these stops are clearly created by Gretzky to stop OV from passing him in goals scored.