If you can start the car and can't find the fob anywhere, the only plausible explanation is that it is still stuck up your ass. You're welcome.
- Aetherial

Have you tried applying to the Trump Steak Company?

They may be hiring.

Or maybe not.
- Atomic Wedgie

Steak Company and Legalizers

If you can start the car and can't find the fob anywhere, the only plausible explanation is that it is still stuck up your ass. You're welcome.
- Aetherial

Max checked

I used to like Cherry too back in the day, when he cheered for players like Clark and Gilmour
- PatC80

Instead of Anders7n? I see that you are just another RogerRoeper or Santo alt PatC80!

Well spacey still plays that character....on his own time and he post it.
Its weird
- Fakepartofme

Frank and Claire Underwood. What a couple they were. 😂

This list is a who's who of Who?

Instead of Anders7n? I see that you are just another RogerRoeper or Santo alt PatC80!
- AdamFrench

nope, just me.. I grew up idolizing Wendel..

Instead of Anders7n? I see that you are just another RogerRoeper or Santo alt PatC80!
- AdamFrench

This year, I will be boycotting all games against the Canadiens, considering most of the roster are not French Canadian (i.e., Canadien).

Yes, I am that woke.

Cancel culture usually only last one or two news cycles, nothing i get worked up about.
- Fakepartofme

Sure, once that person has been canceled, we get to move on to the next outrage story.

But what of the person who has been canceled?

Gad Saad calls this "Ostrich Parasitic Syndrome". I don't agree on a lot of his hot takes but he's pretty spot on with OPS (note: not the baseball stat though I wonder what his thoughts are on that too).

For some people, sure.
- Fakepartofme

Sorry, did I leave that part out?

I think you're underestimating how stupid people are and how much they look for things to be offended about.

Hell, people have had to quit doing voice acting for characters if they're not the same skin colour or gender. It's dumb.
- GreatGigInTheSky

Ya youre right.
My bad.

The wire that holds the cork
That keeps the anger in
Gives way
And suddenly it's day again.
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done.
Two suns in the sunset
Hmm
Could be the human race is run.
- Garnie

Phoenix burnt to ash at last
The germ on us again collapsed
The echo of the distant past
Is spinning on its head

And oils from the new machine
Slaughtered ‘neath the filigree
And secrets that we dare not see them
With their holy bread

New milk for hard bones
Still unfurl Apollo’s throne
Cast the same old seeds they’ve sewn
In muddied empty seas
New milk to feed the pain
Preservatives and aspartame
Rituals to starve and name
The people that are free
Like me

https://danielromano.bandcamp.com/track/new-milk

Even worse. Have been looking for two days for car fob. Have no idea about first. Finally went out to car looked around, nope. On a hunch, tried to start it and it started. Looked everywhere in car and still can’t find. Good news/bad news kind of deal.
- Canada Cup

Outside in the snow, on the ground somewhere?
Garage?

The wire that holds the cork
That keeps the anger in
Gives way
And suddenly it's day again.
The sun is in the east
Even though the day is done.
Two suns in the sunset
Hmm
Could be the human race is run.
- Garnie

Such an underrated album!

If you can start the car and can't find the fob anywhere, the only plausible explanation is that it is still stuck up your ass. You're welcome.
- Aetherial

Key fobs up asses!

Friday night parties are back?

Oh wait.
Nevermind

Ya youre right.
My bad.
- Fakepartofme

What if anti-woke is the new woke

Felix Potvin... Wanna fight about it?
- PatC80

Hextal found out the hard way

I hope the Jays add 3 major players this off season.
Do it!!

I hope the Jays add 3 major players this off season.
Do it!!
- senstroll

Lemahieu
Paxton
Hand

Totally agree. What was wrong with just turning the key?
- shack67

can't find the hole to put it in.

can't find the hole to put it in.
- dmnted

Yes, when you have a blood alcohol level about 0.30, the keyless ignition is great!

Just ask Pelle Lindberg.











Too soon?

Lemahieu
Paxton
Hand
- mr.sir

Springer
Bauer
Lindor

Springer
Bauer
Lindor
- senstroll

I went for the cheaper options

Paxton- buy low
Rather have Martin in CF soon
Hand -LH for bullpen

I went for the cheaper options

Paxton- buy low
Rather have Martin in CF soon
Hand -LH for bullpen
- mr.sir

just go for it!

Key fobs up asses!

Friday night parties are back?

Oh wait.
Nevermind
- Fakepartofme