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Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Jan 8 @ 1:38 PM ET
I had a credit card luckily. I didn’t know the cash flow situation of my friend at the time and wasn’t really going to ask for something he either couldn’t give or that would hamper his own time. I took the fact that he didn’t offer as a sign that he wasn’t able, because he would have if he could. It was a real poopty situation, but I still had a good time, just couldn’t gamble. I like to gamble though

I took a red eye home Monday night/Tuesday morning and worked that same day

Then flew out to Wisconsin at 6am Friday morning and landed and was waiting for some friends, who were coming in on a different flight, at a bar listening to music on my headphones when an erroneous active shooter alert came over the loud speaker at the Milwaukee airport. No bullpoop. I couldn’t hear it though. I saw some girl running and then I saw some guy running with a tray of coffees and I’m sitting there wondering why you would stop for a tray of coffees if you were in that much of a rush because I was already outside of the secure/restricted area or whatever you call it. So I figure at this point something may be going on and I take my headphones out and am just in shock. I hid behind the bar with the bartender and then the alarm shut off and they said it was a false alarm after a few minutes. Scariest few minutes of my life though and it felt like an hour. I texted my mom, brother, sister and told them. It was wild. Luckily a false alarm.

I wonder who’s dog I kicked for that bad stretch of luck. My flight home was delayed from 3pm to 11pm and had severe turbulence. Like the worst I’ve been on. I’m pretty sure no one would have boarded that flight if they knew about my run of bad luck

Got home at like 2am or something and worked that day. Luckily, my bad run of luck ended there.

- RickJames77

Jesus Murphy


Bad luck follows you around

Not gonna lie, the most concerning part of this story is working the same day as flying in. Those days are over for me, i need my sleep.
GreatGigInTheSky
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: "Yeah, Garth is a tool"- Garf, ON
Joined: 06.12.2017

Jan 8 @ 1:41 PM ET
I would be really shocked if they whiffed on everyone this off season.

you have the Padres and mets going for it, its the right time...seriously..make if fun for the fans

- senstroll


I agree. I'd be shocked, too. But I can see them getting a few lesser players than the ones I'd like them to get.

But if they do strike out on all, then that sends a very bad sign, not only to the fans, but the team, too.
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:41 PM ET
Jesus Murphy


Bad luck follows you around

Not gonna lie, the most discerning part of this story is working the same day as flying in. Those days are over for me, i need my sleep.

- Arctic_AARDVARK

At the time, if I didn’t have bad luck, I’d have no luck at all

Yeah, I was in my mid 20s and did it one more time flying back from Seattle. I’ve put that practice out to pasture.

RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:42 PM ET
Read your post, and this is all I could think of:


- Atomic Wedgie

Moral of the story: betting is evil and the bank is doing its best to save your soul.
- Canada Cup

RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:44 PM ET
I was headed off to Finland so I needed to replace my credit card which was in shambles at the time at the risk of not being able to use it abroad for whatever reason. So I called Scotiabank and asked for a fresh one, 2 months before leaving. A month goes by and no card in the mail... so I ask them what went wrong?

Apparently it had been returned to them by Canada post because the address line was cut off so it never made it into the correct mailbox (I was in apt. 915, and there was no apt 9 in the building duh). Nobody ever bothered to contact me or anything, it's just sitting on someone's desk.

So anywho, I'm like fine, that's pretty (frank)ing dumb but if you send it to my branch then I can sign and pick it up from there because don't want to risk the mail again. The person on the phone tells me it'll be available for pickup from Midland and Sheppard avenue within days. I said that's no good because I haven't lived in scarborough in a decade and I've long since changed my home branch to the downtown one in Montreal. Can you please make sure to send it to Montreal so I can pick it up? Thanks.

Get a call 4 days later "Hi this is so-and-so from Scotiabank Midland and Sheppard branch just notifying you that there's a credit card to pick up." I say that's pretty messed up because of the saga up untill this point, can you priority mail it to Montreal branch? "No, if you can't pick it up from here, we have to cancel it and have a new one sent out to you"

Anyways, one more phone call to the people at scotiabank to try to get a new card made up so I can get it. Went to europe with my old one, thankfully it survived the trip even though it was basically being held together with packing tape.

- TheMussel
Jesus Christ that is bad!

Glad it worked out in the end at least
senstroll
Location: Leafs AAV Champs, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Jan 8 @ 1:44 PM ET

Scott MacFarlane
@MacFarlaneNews
FLASH: Man accused of having 11 molotov cocktails in his pickup truck near US Capitol is Lonnie Coffman of Alabma. He's IN CUSTODY



when did people get so uptight about a guy driving around the capital with 11 molotov cocktails in his pickup?

iirc the legal limit is 9
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 8 @ 1:45 PM ET
I was headed off to Finland so I needed to replace my credit card which was in shambles at the time at the risk of not being able to use it abroad for whatever reason. So I called Scotiabank and asked for a fresh one, 2 months before leaving. A month goes by and no card in the mail... so I ask them what went wrong?

Apparently it had been returned to them by Canada post because the address line was cut off so it never made it into the correct mailbox (I was in apt. 915, and there was no apt 9 in the building duh). Nobody ever bothered to contact me or anything, it's just sitting on someone's desk.

So anywho, I'm like fine, that's pretty (frank)ing dumb but if you send it to my branch then I can sign and pick it up from there because don't want to risk the mail again. The person on the phone tells me it'll be available for pickup from Midland and Sheppard avenue within days. I said that's no good because I haven't lived in scarborough in a decade and I've long since changed my home branch to the downtown one in Montreal. Can you please make sure to send it to Montreal so I can pick it up? Thanks.

Get a call 4 days later "Hi this is so-and-so from Scotiabank Midland and Sheppard branch just notifying you that there's a credit card to pick up." I say that's pretty messed up because of the saga up untill this point, can you priority mail it to Montreal branch? "No, if you can't pick it up from here, we have to cancel it and have a new one sent out to you"

Anyways, one more phone call to the people at scotiabank to try to get a new card made up so I can get it. Went to europe with my old one, thankfully it survived the trip even though it was basically being held together with packing tape.

- TheMussel

Mid-1990s.

Mrs. Wedgie (although not Mrs. Wedgie yet) was doing her MBA in BC. Decided to do a semester in Hong Kong. Got some sorta scholarship or bursary to help pay for the pretty big costs. Deposits it at TD bank in Vancouver, hops on plane, goes to Hong Kong.

Money doesn't show up in her account (keep in mind, this is mid-1990s, so things move slow). Tries communicating with the bank back in Vancouver, but things move slow as Thornton, because of time difference, etc.

Bank can't figure it out - transaction is kinda half-way done - they sorta have a record of the deposit, but not enough to complete the transaction.

This goes on for weeks - maybe even more than a month. I have to transfer money to her a couple of times.

The bank launches an investigation. After about a week, they figure out what happened: the paperwork (and actual paper cheque) was sitting under the desk pad of the idiot who processed the transaction (remember when people had these classy things on their desks?):



To this day, we have never received an apology from TD. They simply told her they had figured out the problem, had resolved it, and they were closing the file.

Although I'm secretly happy it happened, because I helped finance her MBA. Yeah, legally, I've got my financial hooks into her.

True Wedgie Story
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:45 PM ET
Jesus Christ that is bad!

Glad it worked out in the end at least

- RickJames77


I think you'll agree that when you do your best to prepare and everything works out based on chance, it's not super great.
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 8 @ 1:47 PM ET
(frank) him.

I hope he tries to go toe-to-toe with PMJT, he'll get dog-walked by our PM.

Liberal Americans love Trudeau, and the incoming administration wouldn't allow any moves Trump tries to make, actually happen.

Also you cant just be quiet and treadlightly all the time as a leader, even though that's Biden's approach. Sometimes you need to be frank, and speak the truth. This will help Trudeau score political points, and force the CONS to get in line with democratic values.

- Arctic_AARDVARK

And at least one conservative American:

TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:48 PM ET
Mid-1990s.

Mrs. Wedgie (although not Mrs. Wedgie yet) was doing her MBA in BC. Decided to do a semester in Hong Kong. Got some sorta scholarship or bursary to help pay for the pretty big costs. Deposits it at TD bank in Vancouver, hops on plane, goes to Hong Kong.

Money doesn't show up in her account (keep in mind, this is mid-1990s, so things move slow). Tries communicating with the bank back in Vancouver, but things move slow as Thornton, because of time difference, etc.

Bank can't figure it out - transaction is kinda half-way done - they sorta have a record of the deposit, but not enough to complete the transaction.

This goes on for weeks - maybe even more than a month. I have to transfer money to her a couple of times.

The bank launches an investigation. After about a week, they figure out what happened: the paperwork (and actual paper cheque) was sitting under the desk pad of the idiot who processed the transaction (remember when people had these classy things on their desks?):



To this day, we have never received an apology from TD. They simply told her they had figured out the problem, had resolved it, and they were closing the file.

Although I'm secretly happy it happened, because I helped finance her MBA. Yeah, legally, I've got my financial hooks into her.

- Atomic Wedgie


Good times. My second favourite scotiabank experience was the deposit of my invoiced amounts from a client as well as thousands in expense reimbursements was cancelled on suspicion of fraud in december (before christmas ) last year, and the branch manager and assistant client branch managers were so unresponsive that I had the business account manager running around for me trying to figure out what the hell was going on.

No documented reason for why my month's pay was just erased from my account anywhere.
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:48 PM ET
Mid-1990s.

Mrs. Wedgie (although not Mrs. Wedgie yet) was doing her MBA in BC. Decided to do a semester in Hong Kong. Got some sorta scholarship or bursary to help pay for the pretty big costs. Deposits it at TD bank in Vancouver, hops on plane, goes to Hong Kong.

Money doesn't show up in her account (keep in mind, this is mid-1990s, so things move slow). Tries communicating with the bank back in Vancouver, but things move slow as Thornton, because of time difference, etc.

Bank can't figure it out - transaction is kinda half-way done - they sorta have a record of the deposit, but not enough to complete the transaction.

This goes on for weeks - maybe even more than a month. I have to transfer money to her a couple of times.

The bank launches an investigation. After about a week, they figure out what happened: the paperwork (and actual paper cheque) was sitting under the desk pad of the idiot who processed the transaction (remember when people had these classy things on their desks?):



To this day, we have never received an apology from TD. They simply told her they had figured out the problem, had resolved it, and they were closing the file.

Although I'm secretly happy it happened, because I helped finance her MBA. Yeah, legally, I've got my financial hooks into her.

- Atomic Wedgie
Wow
RickJames77
Boston Bruins
Location: We’re Too Old, Boston
Joined: 04.03.2013

Jan 8 @ 1:49 PM ET
I think you'll agree that when you do your best to prepare and everything works out based on chance, it's not super great.
- TheMussel

Oh yeah, 100%
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 8 @ 1:52 PM ET
Wow
- RickJames77

Obviously I've been telling this story for 25 years, and I always think that if I was telling this story about a bank or a butcher's shop, people would shout "BS" at the top of their lungs.

But it's about a bank, so nobody bats an eyelash. They just tell me their banking horror story in response.
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Jan 8 @ 1:59 PM ET
Obviously I've been telling this story for 25 years, and I always think that if I was telling this story about a bank or a butcher's shop, people would shout "BS" at the top of their lungs.

But it's about a bank, so nobody bats an eyelash. They just tell me their banking horror story in response.

- Atomic Wedgie



We all have 1 or 2 or more of them.. Sadly.
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Jan 8 @ 1:59 PM ET
And at least one conservative American:


- Atomic Wedgie


Melanie wants that Canadian D
Fakepartofme
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Living rent free... in your head, ON
Joined: 09.20.2010

Jan 8 @ 2:09 PM ET
Must have hurt if true

Lol

https://twitter.com/TheTw.../1347603666228834304?s=09
TheMussel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Toronto, ON
Joined: 09.24.2013

Jan 8 @ 2:11 PM ET
Must have hurt if true

Lol

https://twitter.com/TheTw.../1347603666228834304?s=09

- Fakepartofme


so i have a question about the name ashli
Aetherial
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Has anyone discussed the standings today?
Joined: 06.30.2006

Jan 8 @ 2:16 PM ET
Must have hurt if true

Lol

https://twitter.com/TheTw.../1347603666228834304?s=09

- Fakepartofme


Natural selection if true
Arctic_AARDVARK
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: Retired, ON
Joined: 07.24.2011

Jan 8 @ 2:22 PM ET
https://twitter.com/mikel.../1347615088589426688?s=21

Airlines need to ban these people. No way I’m getting on plane with these psychos.
bixll
Location: New Glasgow, NS
Joined: 09.04.2008

Jan 8 @ 2:23 PM ET
Must have hurt if true

Lol

https://twitter.com/TheTw.../1347603666228834304?s=09

- Fakepartofme



Karma can be an ugly female dog
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 8 @ 2:28 PM ET
Must have hurt if true

Lol

https://twitter.com/TheTw.../1347603666228834304?s=09

- Fakepartofme


Laptop revolutionaries in action
senstroll
Location: Leafs AAV Champs, ON
Joined: 02.22.2008

Jan 8 @ 2:28 PM ET
https://twitter.com/mikel_jollett/status/1347615088589426688?s=21

Airlines need to ban these people. No way I’m getting on plane with these psychos.

- Arctic_AARDVARK



what a bunch of losers...

dangerous stupid losers
Atomic Wedgie
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: The centre of the hockey universe
Joined: 07.31.2006

Jan 8 @ 2:28 PM ET
Must have hurt if true

Lol

https://twitter.com/TheTw.../1347603666228834304?s=09

- Fakepartofme

I usually pay extra for that kind of treatment.

My safe word is "Benghazi emails pizza parlour"
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 8 @ 2:30 PM ET
https://twitter.com/mikel_jollett/status/1347615088589426688?s=21

Airlines need to ban these people. No way I’m getting on plane with these psychos.

- Arctic_AARDVARK


The only thing these jagoffs accomplish is creating social media content. Just like their dear leader.
Zezel
Toronto Maple Leafs
Location: God Leafs Satan The Oneness, ON
Joined: 02.28.2011

Jan 8 @ 2:32 PM ET
I usually pay extra for that kind of treatment.

My safe word is "Benghazi emails pizza parlour"

- Atomic Wedgie


Can I call you my deporable?
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