so no Saturday night games on cbc
- dmnted

Natural evolution of progress 👍

Comes with a 50%
Restocking fee... might just be worth it.
- bryant

Big sale at the Stepford Leon’s. They’re stacked

Comes with a 50%
Restocking fee... might just be worth it.
- bryant

Lol

The wife, I presume?
- Steven_Seagull

Mistress

Well smack my ass and call me Sally.
- Aetherial

Oh-tey

Oh-tey


- dmnted

what's going on with the one in the bottom left? is that supposed to be twerking?

I cant get past what its like to taser yourself in the nuts and subsequently dying of a heart attack afterwards..
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Let’s not get into worst way to die discussion because Zezel is going to freak us all out.

Let’s not get into worst way to die discussion because Zezel is going to freak us all out.
- Canada Cup

Hey, I'm just here for hockey talk.

Just kidding. A real bad way would be having hundreds of Kellyanne Conway's eggs hatch inside you.

Let’s not get into worst way to die discussion because Zezel is going to freak us all out.
- Canada Cup

good point.

It would probably involve autoerotic asphyxiation and a lock of Nylanders hair.

what's going on with the one in the bottom left? is that supposed to be twerking?
- TheMussel

She must be choking

Let’s not get into worst way to die discussion because Zezel is going to freak us all out.
- Canada Cup

Just want to add:

According to Twitter, so yeah, take it with a grain of salt, our ball-tazered buddy died as he was trying to steal a Tip O'Neill portrait.

"Mr. Darwin, Charles Darwin, please pick up the white courtesy phone..."

good point.

It would probably involve autoerotic asphyxiation and a lock of Nylanders hair.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

He said worst way

I want that ball taser story to be true so bad. Like want-sasquatch-to-be-real kind of bad.

Move to Columbus or Dallas.
- Nighthawk

Ah yes.

The old "If you don't like it, you can geeet out"

There is a sport called Ultimate Tazer Ball, I just learned.

Trump banned from Twitter

bout (frank)ing time.

There is a sport called Ultimate Tazer Ball, I just learned.
- Zezel

Trump banned form Twitter

bout (frank)ing time.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Finally.

Permanent suspension of @realDonaldTrump

By Twitter Inc.
Friday, 8 January 2021

After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence.

Permanent suspension of @realDonaldTrump

By Twitter Inc.
Friday, 8 January 2021

After close review of recent Tweets from the @realDonaldTrump account and the context around them — specifically how they are being received and interpreted on and off Twitter — we have permanently suspended the account due to the risk of further incitement of violence.




- Steven_Seagull

man he's probably so (frank)ing pissed off rn

man he's probably so (frank)ing pissed off rn
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I bet he’s gonna send an angry Tweet about this.



oh wait, bahahahahahaha

I bet he’s gonna send an angry Tweet about this.



oh wait, bahahahahahaha
- Steven_Seagull

I bet he’s gonna send an angry Tweet about this.



oh wait, bahahahahahaha
- Steven_Seagull

I cant wait for his video message tonight.

good chance he goes completely off the rails.

I cant wait for his video message tonight.

good chance he goes completely off the rails.
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I hope a Secret Service member sucker punches him.

I hope a Secret Service member sucker punches him.
- Steven_Seagull

or tasers him in the balls