or tasers him in the balls
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I want a gif of that!

I bet he’s gonna send an angry Tweet about this.



oh wait, bahahahahahaha
- Steven_Seagull

Tumbleweed was right - the deep state controls the USA.

It's a shame, because I am certain that tomorrow Trump was going to tweet his health plan to replace Obamacare.

And expose all the Democrats who ran the sex child prostitution/murder ring from beneath the pizza shop.

I bet he’s gonna send an angry Tweet about this.



oh wait, bahahahahahaha
- Steven_Seagull

Lol

- winsix

Lol

or tasers him in the balls
- Arctic_AARDVARK

Cue all the mewling victims squealing about censorship of Trump, demonstrating they don't understand the Constitution any more than Cheeto Don Un does. #tiredofwinning

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- Aetherial

“You mean she wasn’t actually 15?”

Are you the master of your domain!

Natural evolution of progress 👍
- Nighthawk

She must be choking
- mr.sir

gobblin'

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- Aetherial

damn good beeeeeejjjjjjjjjjaaaayyyyy!

Cue all the mewling:

Y'all Queda
Gravy Seals
Talibanjos
Vanilla Isis

Members...

...squealing about censorship of Trump, demonstrating they don't understand the Constitution any more than Cheeto Don Un does. #tiredofwinning
- Zezel

Fixed.

(all stuff I heard online today, not stealing credit)

Fixed.

(all stuff I heard online today, not stealing credit)
- Barb34

Vanilla Isis

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- Aetherial

I swear, it's bad, I mean really bad, almost makes being a sycophant a really tough gig, but his orange tiny balls and ass really tastes like that.

Edit:

What, to show my loyalty you want me to eat THAT...a lot...and not just today???

or

You had to pay $120,000 to put that in Stormy. $20 in NY easy!

Vanilla Isis
- Steven_Seagull

I know


Gravy Seals got me too.

I know


Gravy Seals got me too.
- Barb34

That’s a good one too

I want a gif of that!
- Steven_Seagull

I swear, it's bad, I mean really bad, almost makes being a sycophant a really tough gig, but his orange tiny balls and ass really tastes like that.

Edit:

What, to show my loyalty you want me to eat THAT...a lot...and not just today???

or

You had to pay $120,000 to put that in Stormy. $20 in NY easy!
- Barb34

When I lived in the US in 2000, the condo we rented had a front desk. One of the staff was the nicest guy, but when he found out I was from Canada, all he ever wanted to talk about was Molson Golden. He thought it was the best beer in the history of the world. I ended up trying to avoid the guy, because he was a sweet old man, and I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a completely forgettable lager that was brewed specifically to have little to no taste.

He also believed that Canadian beer was stronger than American beer - once again, I didn't have the heart to tell him that was untrue.
- Atomic Wedgie

Molson Brador
Carling Black Label

Jesus Ivanka, You need to get that checked out.

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- Aetherial

Covid causes uncontrollable flatulence

Yeah I am guilty of that, I think Canada and Molson comes to mind. Don't blame us, blame your marketing department!

Then again if someone brought Budweiser over to my house I would slam the door in their face.
- Glak18

Only time I got Budweiser was when they came in that backpack thing and I needed cheap backpack to use for work.

Only time I got Budweiser was when they came in that backpack thing and I needed cheap backpack to use for work.
- GreatGigInTheSky

wendys is better imo.. even their fries.

Wendys > A&W > McDonalds > KFC > BK
- Arctic_AARDVARK

I'd put A&W ahead of Wendy's just because of how insanely greasy Wendy's is.

Also Mary Browns is the best fried chicken place here. So good.