Have to wonder.
Is willy better than mariner
- senstroll
Willy Nylander threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Willy Nylander can kill two stones with one bird.
Willy Nylander can kill your imaginary friends.
Willy Nylander can hear sign language.
Willy Nylander knows Victoria's secret.
Willy Nylander counted to infinity. Twice.
Willy Nylander beat the sun in a staring contest.
Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Willy Nylander can throw Brett Favre even further.
It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Willy Nylander can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.
When Willy Nylander enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Willy Nylander plays russian roulette with a fully loded revolver... and wins.
Willy Nylander can build a snowman out of rain.
Willy Nylander can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Death once had a near-Willy-Nylander experience.
Willy Nylander was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Willy Nylander' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Willy Nylander will not take poop from anyone.
Giraffes were created when Willy Nylander uppercutted a horse.
Once a cobra bit Willy Nylander' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Willy Nylander.
Willy Nylander doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Willy Nylander can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants.
Willy Nylander can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
When Willy Nylander was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Willy Nylander allows to live.
Willy Nylander got Coronavirus. Now the Coronavirus is in isolation.
Willy Nylander went to a feminist rally and came back with his shirt ironed and holding a sandwich.
Willy Nylander doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.
Willy Nylander can pick oranges from an apple tree and make the best lemonade youve ever tasted.
When a zombie apocalypse starts, Willy Nylander doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.
Willy Nylander has a diary. It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
Willy Nylander doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
Willy Nylander's computer has no "backspace" button, Willy Nylander doesn't make mistakes.
Willy can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.
Willy Nylander's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Willy Nylander is Jewish.
Willy Nylander once went to mars. Thats why there are no signs of life.
Willy Nylander makes onions cry.
Willy Nylander tells Simon what to do.
The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Willy Nylander to give up his favourite coffee mug.
When Bruce Banner gets mad he turns into the Hulk. When the Hulk gets mad he turns into Willy Nylander. When Willy Nylander gets mad, run.
Willy Nylander is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Willy Nylander sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
Willy Nylander's Blood Type is AK-47.
Willy Nylander doesn't play "hide-and-seek." He plays "hide-and-pray-I-don't-find-you."
Willy Nylander is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.
The only time Willy Nylander was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Willy Nylander can touch this.
Willy Nylander was once charged with three attempted murders in Boulder County, but the Judge quickly dropped the charges because Willy Nylander does not "attempt" murder.
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Willy Nylander' PC will crash.
When Willy Nylander gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Willy Nylander says its beef, then it's beef.
Willy Nylander can speak braille.
Willy Nylander puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".
Willy actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
Willy Nylander' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Willy Nylander.
When Willy Nylander left for college he looked to his father Nd said "Youre the man of the house now".
Willy Nylander once walked away from a fight with two broken ribs and a dislocated arm. He hasn't given them back yet...
Willy Nylander doesn't have good aim. His bullets just know better than to miss.
Willy Nylander can cut a knife with butter.
Willy Nylander can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
Willy Nylander will never have a heart attack... even a heart isnt foolish enough to attack Willy Nylander.
Willy Nylander can speak French... In Russian.
Willy Nylander once bowled a perfect game with a marble.
A bulletproof vest wears Willy Nylander for protection.
Willy Nylander beat Halo 1, 2, and 3 on Legendary with a broken Guitar Hero controller.
Big foot claims he saw Willy Nylander.
Willy Nylander CAN find the end of a circle.
Willy Nylander can drown a fish.
If you spell Willy Nylander wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Willy Nylander?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Willy refers to himself in the fourth person.
Willy Nylander can unscramble an egg.
Willy Nylander once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom.
Willy Nylander can beat his reflection at rock paper scissors.
When Willy Nylander was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
The only reason Thor is the god of lightning is because Willy Nylander stole his thunder.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Willy Nylander. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Willy Nylander can hit you so hard your blood will bleed.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Willy Nylander is.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but Jack still couldn't dodge Willy Nylander' roundhouse kick.
Willy Nylander is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Willy can divide by zero.
Willy Nylander is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis.
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Willy Nylander can piss his name into concrete.
Willy Nylander found the last digit of pi.
Fear of spiders is called arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, and fear of Willy Nylander is just plain logic.
When Willy Nylander plays dodgeball, the balls dodge him.
Every Willy Nylander joke is a five star joke just because it says Willy Nylander.
When you enter Willy Nylander into a GPS it says "behind you".
Willy Nylander roundhouse kicked a rabbit so hard it crapped an egg. Hence, Easter exists.
Willy Nylander once round-house kicked a salesman. Over the phone.
Willy Nylander lost his virginity before his dad did.
Ghosts are actually caused by Willy Nylander killing people faster than Death can process them.
Willy Nylander can delete the Recycling Bin.
Superman owns a pair of Willy Nylander pajamas.
What was going through the minds of all of Willy Nylander' victims before they died? His shoe.
Willy Nylander' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Willy Nylander can ski up a mountain.
Rosa Parks didn't give up her seat on the bus because she was saving it for Willy Nylander.
Willy Nylander narrates Morgan Freeman's life.
Deja vu has Willy Nylander.
