Ek's sister's sitter was Dolly Parton. She worked 9 to 5. While Zarley Zalapski was zig zagging to Ziggy Stardust music, Ek was texting tactfully with Tony Twist to Tanya Tucker music when power forward Mike Hoffman signed a PTO with the Blues. Like 2 sparrows in a Carolina Hurricane.
- gergeswillems

Terribly sorry, but the temerity of your torrid tale is told from false pretense. You see it was Tim Tebow that Tony Twist timidly texted, tying Herman Cain's Hurricanes to a PTO for Tyler Mane which was a major pain. All the while Ek was on deck with Mario, musing marvelously as more was to come.

Terribly sorry, but the temerity of your torrid tale is told from false pretense. You see it was Tim Tebow that Tony Twist timidly texted, tying Herman Cain's Hurricanes to a PTO for Tyler Mane which was a major pain. All the while Ek was on deck with Mario, musing marvelously as more was to come.
- ddMoose

Kinda sounds like a lost Ekladamus quatrain...

As the Red White and Blue fire ravages the Blue and white city
The thin man with glasses watches as the old bearded one slows to a turtles journey
Lesser opponents are excluded with Napoleonic victories won
Until Armageddon when the Great Blue and white city is defeated

Kinda sounds like a lost Ekladamus quatrain...

As the Red White and Blue fire ravages the Blue and white city
The thin man with glasses watches as the old bearded one slows to a turtles journey
Lesser opponents are excluded with Napoleonic victories won
Until Armageddon when the Great Blue and white city is defeated
- gergeswillems

I would buy a book by Ekladamus. It should contain all of the trade prophecies foretold.

I would buy a book by Ekladamus. It should contain all of the trade prophecies foretold.
- ddMoose

It's a great book. Ryan Smyth wrote the foreword.

It's a great book. Ryan Smyth wrote the foreword.


- gergeswillems