jebus I'm getting tinier by the second
- Pat1993

soon you will be a hula dancer bobblehead doll on my dashboard.

- Pat1993

pat, it's the size of your great big heart that counts.

pat, it's the size of your great big heart that counts.
- kicksave856

the doc says it's too big for my rib cage though, and that I probably have 2 weeks to live.

the doc says it's too big for my rib cage though, and that I probably have 2 weeks to live.
- Pat1993

just have some heart removed. you have more than enough to survive.

or we can make your ribcage bigger.

the doc says it's too big for my rib cage though, and that I probably have 2 weeks to live.
- Pat1993

too bad habs will only play 3 games

just have some heart removed. you have more than enough to survive.

or we can make your ribcage bigger.
- kicksave856

or maybe I could use peanut tactics to prevent this from happening

too bad habs will only play 3 games
- fidopro

damn you, stupid schedule!

or maybe I could use peanut tactics to prevent this from happening


- Pat1993

mr.peanut's heart is black and cold. i think it's made of coal and soot.

mr.peanut's heart is black and cold. i think it's made of coal and soot.
- kicksave856

made and programmed by ancient evil cyborgs

pat, pool is billiards. there's green felt on top of those big tables you see and there are holes that you try to knock colored balls into. it's a game people like to play.
- kicksave856

It’s a game TALL people like to play (don’t give him false hope)

GO HABS!

mr.peanut's heart is black and cold. i think it's made of coal and soot.
- kicksave856

dark roast coffee grounds

It’s a game TALL people like to play (don’t give him false hope)
- Karine Hains

When I was a toddler I was allowed to use a stool and push the balls with my hands. Try to be inclusive, geez Karine

Guys, Poland has been very Canadian in the last few days. We have about 4 inches of snow on the ground and temperature between -5 and -10

It’s a game TALL people like to play (don’t give him false hope)
- Karine Hains

you know, I really liked you Karine, I really did...





*plans secret revenge*

Guys, Poland has been very Canadian in the last few days. We have about 4 inches of snow on the ground and temperature between -5 and -10
- jugkope

Mmmm, like May in Winnipeg

When I was a toddler I was allowed to use a stool and push the balls with my hands. Try to be inclusive, geez Karine
- Takemedrunkimhome

yeah I'm kinda glad no one made me play with balls though when I was younger, I'm sorry to hear about your dark past.

yeah I'm kinda glad no one made me play with balls though when I was younger, I'm sorry to hear about your dark past.
- Pat1993

They wouldn't let me use the sticks, so not full Catholic church

They wouldn't let me use the sticks, so not full Catholic church
- Takemedrunkimhome

Mmmm, like May in Winnipeg
- Takemedrunkimhome

Only April in Montreal

Only April in Montreal
- jugkope

Somewhere in the NWT hit just less than -52° this week. That's like when somebody has billions of dollars, at some point just stop (frank)ing counting

Somewhere in the NWT hit just less than -52° this week. That's like when somebody has billions of dollars, at some point just stop (frank)ing counting
- Takemedrunkimhome

Yep, I have a friend in Whitehorse, yesterday was -42 felt like -50...I can do without.

Yep, I have a friend in Whitehorse, yesterday was -42 felt like -50...I can do without.
- jugkope

My nipples are erect just thinking about it

GO HABS!
- obie

The optobus is charging through the frail Leafs!