*calls for the bell*
- mr.peanut

let her go! let her go! the damn thing's over! we nEEd somebody out here! ba gawd, that woman has a family!

ahem, the scorpion deathlock.
- kicksave856

Ahem the (frank)ing sharpshooter. Fight me. Wrestlemania. HB careers on the line

*hits with chair*
- kicksave856

that dont even hurt me bro, it's on now!!

Ahem the (frank)ing sharpshooter. Fight me. Wrestlemania. HB careers on the line
- Takemedrunkimhome

*backs down*

that dont even hurt me bro, it's on now!!
- Pat1993

holy poop, guys. benching on a cooler really works!

Ahem the (frank)ing sharpshooter. Fight me. Wrestlemania. HB careers on the line
- Takemedrunkimhome

classic peanut stuff right there

holy poop, guys. benching on a cooler really works!
- kicksave856

holy poop, i googled fat thursday and now i'm doing it too.

which religion do i have to claim to be?
- kicksave856

pagan

*backs down*
- kicksave856

I had the whole thing planned. Full early 90s Bret Hart. Russian leg sweep, elbow from the 2nd turnbuckle, sharpshooter, the electric guitar hits the speakers and I high five a kid I gave cheap pink shades to beforehand. Boom

pagan
- Gramps28

deal.

you get to just eat donuts and poop all day. i'ma get a dozen cannoli too.

deal.

you get to just eat donuts and poop all day. i'ma get a dozen cannoli too.
- kicksave856

on my way

I had the whole thing planned. Full early 90s Bret Hart. Russian leg sweep, elbow from the 2nd turnbuckle, sharpshooter, the electric guitar hits the speakers and I high five a kid I gave cheap pink shades to beforehand. Boom
- Takemedrunkimhome

i can't bear to go through all of that pain and embarrassment. people would stop buying my merch at the gimmick table too and that's how i get my drug money.

besides, i've got a bad knee myself.

on my way
- Gramps28

i can't bear to go through all of that pain and embarrassment. people would stop buying my merch at the gimmick table too and that's how i get my drug money.

besides, i've got a bad knee myself.
- kicksave856

Yeah knees suck

- kicksave856

*chopblocks*

*chopblocks*
- mr.peanut

*rolls out of the ring in disbelief*

*dabs at lip checking for blood even though i didn't get hit there*

*rubs oil on naked body*

lol

*rubs oil on naked body*
- Pat1993

mmmm, fEEls good, thanks.

*rubs oil on naked body*
- Pat1993

I think we grew up watching different wrestling

Red pads are back...why god why?

are they wearing practice jerseys to honor black history month?

Red pads are back...why god why?
- Karine Hains

to please kick so he can shut the (frank) up about it, duh.

Byron not on the ice for warm up