Is that Upstate's yearbook photo?
- eichiefs9

Ya that's me eh

Are you insinuating that there’s such a thing as an impolite Canadian?
- Wildschwein

Have you ever been to Montreal?

Have you ever been to Montreal?
- TogaIsles

No, I haven’t yet left Canada.

No, I’ve yet to leave Canada.
- Wildschwein

Lmao that’s great!! Love that.

The islanders fan commercials are depressingly comical. Between the painter who lives in his parents basement and the middle aged guy with the Islander memorabilia den in his basement, just shoot me.
- TogaIsles

They're terrible for all three local teams

If I recall there was one with a Ranger fan couple that had a Rangers themed wedding. If I showed up to a hockey-team-themed wedding I'd show up just to kick the groom in the dick and leave

They're terrible for all three local teams

If I recall there was one with a Ranger fan couple that had a Rangers themed wedding. If I showed up to a hockey-team-themed wedding I'd show up just to kick the groom in the di.ck and leave
- eichiefs9

Thank goodness for that Islanders Girl, eh.

No, I haven’t yet left Canada.
- Wildschwein

Thank goodness for that Islanders Girl, eh.
- Wildschwein

I always wanted my schlong to look like a blue and orange barber pole

They're terrible for all three local teams

If I recall there was one with a Ranger fan couple that had a Rangers themed wedding. If I showed up to a hockey-team-themed wedding I'd show up just to kick the groom in the dick and leave
- eichiefs9

Which groom?

Which groom?
- Upstate_isles

Which groom?
- Upstate_isles

I always wanted my schlong to look like a blue and orange barber pole
- eichiefs9

It’s not as much fun as you’d think.

Which groom?
- Upstate_isles

They're terrible for all three local teams

If I recall there was one with a Ranger fan couple that had a Rangers themed wedding. If I showed up to a hockey-team-themed wedding I'd show up just to kick the groom in the dick and leave
- eichiefs9

Lmao I hear ya but for whatever reason the Islander ones seems to be like extra low life characters. Maybe I don’t see enough of the devils and rangers.

Lmao I hear ya but for whatever reason the Islander ones seems to be like extra low life characters. Maybe I don’t see enough of the devils and rangers.
- TogaIsles

The Rangers commercials are worse.

Wow Komarov was hooked in front

Bellows looks good to me. Like good enough to stay.

Lmao I hear ya but for whatever reason the Islander ones seems to be like extra low life characters. Maybe I don’t see enough of the devils and rangers.
- TogaIsles

Well if I'm being honest here, as a whole...I really believe there's a disproportionately large number of low-end Islander fans.

Much like the time me and a buddy saw Sydney going down the escalator after a game while some fat unshowered mutant in a leather jacket and sweatpants banging on the glass that surrounds the concourse and screaming "SYDDDNEYYYY" over and over, like she was some sort of deaf zoo animal

They're terrible for all three local teams

If I recall there was one with a Ranger fan couple that had a Rangers themed wedding. If I showed up to a hockey-team-themed wedding I'd show up just to kick the groom in the dick and leave
- eichiefs9

That one is pretty cringey. The one where the kid got the Islander logo shaved into the back of his head was pretty bad too.

Bellows looks good to me. Like good enough to stay.
- Wildschwein

Like, infinitely better than Ross Johnston?

That one is pretty cringey. The one where the kid got the Islander logo shaved into the back of his head was pretty bad too.
- JimmyP

They're all cringey. Like the Isles one where the guy just splatters paint on an Isles logo and calls it art

Bellows looks good to me. Like good enough to stay.
- Wildschwein

Agreed but he most likely won’t.

Wahlstrom almost gave Barzal a run for his money in the highlight-reel goal category

Like, infinitely better than Ross Johnston?
- eichiefs9

Like, totally.

Agreed but he most likely won’t.
- Cptmjl

You’re probably right.