I know.

What I'm saying is they're incredibly resilient and tough. We had a really easy time. Hopefully your experience is the same. Sleeping through the night at like 2 months old.
- JRR1285

What was your trick. NyQuil? Ambien or good old fashion whiskey on the gums.

What was your trick. NyQuil? Ambien or good old fashion whiskey on the gums.
- NYRCeph

Shaken, not stirred.

WTF man.

Yea...easy. Just throw some food on the ground daily and watch them totally leave you alone and let you sleep.
- NYRCeph

Have you read Dave Barry's "Babies and Other Hazards of Sex"? My wife got it for me when she was pregnant, and it is probably the best parenting book ever written.
I bought a copy for all of my pregnant friends way back when.

all you people having kids, meanwhile i'm ready to get snipped at 32

I can't believe you're assuming this individual will be binary.
- JRR1285

Was going to ask if they decided on a gender yet.

all you people having kids, meanwhile i'm ready to get snipped at 32
- Mtlca66

My wife didn't want any more so she got fixed.

Oh fil no

Shaken, not stirred.
- JRR1285

Oh fil no
- picklerick

That was so bad.

How many open nets will they miss tonight

all you people having kids, meanwhile i'm ready to get snipped at 32
- Mtlca66

Probably for the best. and for humanity.

How many open nets will they miss tonight
- TPC

FFS, this is the game of missed open nets.

Was going to ask if they decided on a gender yet.
- Fenrir

They're gonna let it figure that out.

They can't hit an open net tonight.

all you people having kids, meanwhile i'm ready to get snipped at 32
- Mtlca66

Not all heroes wear capes.

They need to start trying Kravtsov as the PP2 center, or Kakko at C and Krav on the RW.

Man Zib sucks tonight so far

- NYRCeph

They need to start trying Kravtsov as the PP2 center, or Kakko at C and Krav on the RW.
- aecliptic

I'm telling you Kakko can be a center. Just needs to learn draws.

Not all heroes wear capes.
- JRR1285

Man Zib sucks tonight so far
- TPC

He's not gonna be perfect every game.

They can't hit an open net tonight.
- Fenrir

Just (frank)ing infuriating. Definitely should be 3-2 right now.

Man Zib sucks tonight so far
- TPC

Rona relapse.

Down 2-1 after missing 2 wide open nets.... game still in reach but need to cash in