if the operation was being done in a shed that's usually a good sign you're not necessarily talking to the best doctor available, although I guess dr. Nick is pretty good if you're on a budget
- Pat1993

the funny thing is there was a group of student doctors observing my surgery. hopefully they were told to maybe come back another time to watch a guy that doesn't use an ice cream scooper to do a hernia operation.

if the operation was being done in a shed that's usually a good sign you're not necessarily talking to the best doctor available, although I guess dr. Nick is pretty good if you're on a budget
- Pat1993

- Takemedrunkimhome

classic

i should put peanut brittle in my tummy! mmmm™
- kicksave856

Homemade almond brittle with smoked sea salt... Once you learn how, you'll never go back...

the funny thing is there was a group of student doctors observing my surgery. hopefully they were told to maybe come back another time to watch a guy that doesn't use an ice cream scooper to do a hernia operation.
- kicksave856

Homemade almond brittle with smoked sea salt... Once you learn how, you'll never go back...
- Darksyde

So you gonna start making us care packages soon? At this point it's the only fair thing to do

So you gonna start making us care packages soon? At this point it's the only fair thing to do
- Takemedrunkimhome

I could, ya know. Harder to safely do meats, but other assorted sundries I could do, I have a vacuum sealer. If you're in southern Ontario and are willing to risk the wrath of Doug, I could arrange pick up orders.

I could, ya know. Harder to safely do meats, but other assorted sundries I could do, I have a vacuum sealer. If you're in southern Ontario and are willing to risk the wrath of Doug, I could arrange pick up orders.
- Darksyde

Doug's wrath has no police backing so who is going to tell me poop anyway? Oh...and (frank) Doug. (frank) his treading on his brother's name and popularity. (frank) his initial carpet bagging entrance into Ontario leadership. (frank) his hypocrisy. (frank) his blaming his wife and daughters for his own terrible judgement. (frank) his crocodile tears to try and save his ass in face of demands to resign, many of which come from outside Ontario because that's how obvious his (frank) ups have been. (frank) you Doug Ford

I could, ya know. Harder to safely do meats, but other assorted sundries I could do, I have a vacuum sealer. If you're in southern Ontario and are willing to risk the wrath of Doug, I could arrange pick up orders.
- Darksyde

my address is:

john
856
the america, 90210

Doug's wrath has no police backing so who is going to tell me poop anyway? Oh...and (frank) Doug. (frank) his treading on his brother's name and popularity. (frank) his initial carpet bagging entrance into Ontario leadership. (frank) his hypocrisy. (frank) his blaming his wife and daughters for his own terrible judgement. (frank) his crocodile tears to try and save his ass in face of demands to resign, many of which come from outside Ontario because that's how obvious his (frank) ups have been. (frank) you Doug Ford
- Takemedrunkimhome

I'm just pissed that I didn't get a haircut before the lockdown (got stuck at work). Haven't had hair this long since I was 16.

Doug's wrath has no police backing so who is going to tell me poop anyway? Oh...and (frank) Doug. (frank) his treading on his brother's name and popularity. (frank) his initial carpet bagging entrance into Ontario leadership. (frank) his hypocrisy. (frank) his blaming his wife and daughters for his own terrible judgement. (frank) his crocodile tears to try and save his ass in face of demands to resign, many of which come from outside Ontario because that's how obvious his (frank) ups have been. (frank) you Doug Ford
- Takemedrunkimhome

his brother smoked the crack or something?

Doug's wrath has no police backing so who is going to tell me poop anyway? Oh...and (frank) Doug. (frank) his treading on his brother's name and popularity. (frank) his initial carpet bagging entrance into Ontario leadership. (frank) his hypocrisy. (frank) his blaming his wife and daughters for his own terrible judgement. (frank) his crocodile tears to try and save his ass in face of demands to resign, many of which come from outside Ontario because that's how obvious his (frank) ups have been. (frank) you Doug Ford
- Takemedrunkimhome

but how do you really feel?

i can lift things over 20 lbs. that's just the restriction they gave me in like 2015 or 16 or something. mostly squatting or climbing are the things that might hurt.

but it was kind of my luck to get a huge hernia (it was like half a softball sticking out of me) and then have a surgeon with a rusty saw and some chicken wire for surgical equipment.
- kicksave856

wawa meatball parm?

his brother smoked the crack or something?
- kicksave856

his brother smoked the crack or something?
- kicksave856

Yep

Doug's wrath has no police backing so who is going to tell me poop anyway? Oh...and (frank) Doug. (frank) his treading on his brother's name and popularity. (frank) his initial carpet bagging entrance into Ontario leadership. (frank) his hypocrisy. (frank) his blaming his wife and daughters for his own terrible judgement. (frank) his crocodile tears to try and save his ass in face of demands to resign, many of which come from outside Ontario because that's how obvious his (frank) ups have been. (frank) you Doug Ford
- Takemedrunkimhome

Yup. He came out strong at the start of the pandemic with a big cash bandaid, and figured everything else would sort itself out. poop, his government can't send out another bandaid payment without managing to (frank) it up. (This whole support for learners thing... He announced a month ago that another payment was going out, no need to register if you've registered before, but if you haven't, they'll start a new registration process in May. Sweet. No problem, right? Yeah, despite having everyone pre-registered and approved? Still can't roll it out on the day he said. Call on May 10th of you haven't gotten it. Thanks a bunch you useless jizz-rag.)


... But I'm not angry.

Yup. He came out strong at the start of the pandemic with a big cash bandaid, and figured everything else would sort itself out. poop, his government can't send out another bandaid payment without managing to (frank) it up. (This whole support for learners thing... He announced a month ago that another payment was going out, no need to register if you've registered before, but if you haven't, they'll start a new registration process in May. Sweet. No problem, right? Yeah, despite having everyone pre-registered and approved? Still can't roll it out on the day he said. Call on May 10th of you haven't gotten it. Thanks a bunch you useless jizz-rag.)


... But I'm not angry.
- Darksyde

...

I enjoyed people trying to destroy Anthony Hopkins for winning an award over a dead guy in a movie nobody saw.
- AdamFrench

Tsk tsk tsk I saw the Father and Hopkins was oscar worthy in it. For anyone who has seen a loved one go through Alzeihmers or demantia, it was a superbly sad and moving movie.

wawa meatball parm?
- DoubleDown

i call it a meatball parmmmm™

- Pat1993

the most dangerous part is that it looks like he's sitting on a desk. not sure they make furniture strong enough for that these days.

Tsk tsk tsk I saw the Father and Hopkins was oscar worthy in it. For anyone who has seen a loved one go through Alzeihmers or demantia, it was a superbly sad and moving movie.
- Karine Hains

Can't wait to see it. Loved Olivia Coleman since her Peep Show and Hot Fuzz days.

Tsk tsk tsk I saw the Father and Hopkins was oscar worthy in it. For anyone who has seen a loved one go through Alzeihmers or demantia, it was a superbly sad and moving movie.
- Karine Hains

Both had excellent performances. Chadwick was an emotional choice to win, but this was a no win situation for the Oscar Committee. Chadwick wins? They only did it because he's dead, and to prove the Oscars aren't a whites only party. Hopkins wins, you disrespect Chadwick and hate black people. It sucks all around. Both actors are deserving.

the most dangerous part is that it looks like he's sitting on a desk. not sure they make furniture strong enough for that these days.
- kicksave856

the crack made him so high there was barely any weight on the furniture

the crack made him so high there was barely any weight on the furniture
- Pat1993

of course! i hadn't thought of that.

The Caufield wrench did the job.

THE OPTOBUS IS BACK ON TRACK!