spatso

that thread in the forums is full of gold like that all around the Matthews draft
- senstroll

You can feel the anxiety obsessive leaf haters had knowing the Leafs were about to get a young superstar.

Well they were able to convince themselves for that summer so I hope they had a good summer.

A guy just joined the organization's 5 year plan ZOOM meeting with the handle "Hugh Mungus"
- AdamFrench

5 year plan?

So you never stopped working for the Commies even after coming back to Canada?

So here's something frightening:

Eric Friesen Ice hockey stick and puck
@EricJFriesen

Connor McDavid has 14 points in his last 14 periods. Not games. Periods! He's a point-per-period player right now. #Oilers

https://twitter.com/EricJ...tatus/1387599798983741445

Being a Leafs fan, in no way would this ever come back to bite me in the ass.
- senstroll

5 year plan?

So you never stopped working for the Commies even after coming back to Canada?
- TheMussel

A guy just joined the organization's 5 year plan ZOOM meeting with the handle "Hugh Mungus"
- AdamFrench

You can feel the anxiety obsessive leaf haters had knowing the Leafs were about to get a young superstar.

Well they were able to convince themselves for that summer so I hope they had a good summer.
- Santo_44

oh yeah, all those posts were rooted in envy/jealousy that the Leafs were getting Matthews.

oh yeah, all those posts were rooted in envy/jealousy that the Leafs were getting Matthews.
- senstroll

To be fair, Matthews is way too good to be a Leaf

To be fair, Matthews is way too good to be a Leaf
- Canada Cup

He's got New York Rangers written all over him.

When Miller retires after this season, do the Leafs raise his jersey to the rafters? Feels like he has a .940sv% against them.

I still have this COVID beard that’s been growing since basically the beginning of March ‘20. I have to think of a fun way to shave this thing off. Almost like a progression into different facial hair styles

Definitely culminating with the Fu Manchu

Man, that was a (frank)ing hot take and a half.
- AdamFrench

some of your best work

I still have this COVID beard that’s been growing since basically the beginning of March ‘20I have to think of a fun way to shave this thing off. Almost like a progression into different facial hair styles

Definitely culminating with the Fu Manchu
- RickJames77

I had about a 4-month beard.

Took a picture.

Shaved off the sides so that I had a very long goatee - took a picture.

Took off the chin, so I had a Fu Manchu that hung down past my face - took a picture.

Then took off the bottom of the Fu Manchu - took a picture.

Then took off the sides, so I just had a "regular" mustache - took a picture.

Then took it all off and took a picture.

It's fun to scroll through them all in rapid succession.

And if you haven't been trimming your mustache, do a handlebar mustache for a day.

I still have this COVID beard that’s been growing since basically the beginning of March ‘20. I have to think of a fun way to shave this thing off. Almost like a progression into different facial hair styles

Definitely culminating with the Fu Manchu
- RickJames77

How long is it?

If you wore a bow tie, would anyone see it?

Matthews is just a waste of space with a decent shot.
- AdamFrench

solid 3rd tier player along with Laine and Anders Lee.

I still have this COVID beard that’s been growing since basically the beginning of March ‘20. I have to think of a fun way to shave this thing off. Almost like a progression into different facial hair styles

Definitely culminating with the Fu Manchu
- RickJames77

Half beard.

it really depends on if Matthews can be better than RNH
- senstroll

that quote was awesome

solid 3rd tier player along with Laine and Anders Lee.
- Aetherial

I still hope Matthews will develop in a better 2 way player.
Not sure if he has it in him though.
(that's not a slight, I just hoped he would have developed more into a Datsyuk type of player)

I had about a 4-month beard.

Took a picture.

Shaved off the sides so that I had a very long goatee - took a picture.

Took off the chin, so I had a Fu Manchu that hung down past my face - took a picture.

Then took off the bottom of the Fu Manchu - took a picture.

Then took off the sides, so I just had a "regular" mustache - took a picture.

Then took it all off and took a picture.

It's fun to scroll through them all in rapid succession.

And if you haven't been trimming your mustache, do a handlebar mustache for a day.
- Atomic Wedgie

That sounds like a solid plan

How long is it?

If you wore a bow tie, would anyone see it?
- Atomic Wedgie

No, not a chance you’d see it.

Half beard.
- AdamFrench

That would be funny but it would prevent me from doing anything else.

That would be funny but it would prevent me from doing anything else.
- RickJames77

It was my lazy Halloween costume one time.

No, not a chance you’d see it.
- RickJames77

Would we see nipples?

new blog everyone

Apparently the Leafs have no chance of beating teams outside their division. They'll be facing legendary teams who are impossible to beat. Enjoy it now Leaf fans. It'll be over soon. The Leafs can't match up with the '77 Habs, '84 Oilers or '92 Penguins. Because that's who'll they'll be facing. Perfect hockey teams.
- gergeswillems

TSN Overdrive had the accurate take on the North is weak narrative: it's wrong, and ignorant and stupid.

The Leafs would be battling for top seed in any of the divisions.