Dallas is close to being out. Down to the wire for sure
- Aaron_85

Dallas has only won 3 more games than Detroit has. 21 to 18.

Dallas has only won 3 more games than Detroit has. 21 to 18.
- gergeswillems

Yet Dallas is barely out of a playoff spot. They aren't making it easy on themselves.

Yet Dallas is barely out of a playoff spot. They aren't making it easy on themselves.
- Aaron_85

Preds get 2 points in their last 2 games they're in.

Sens beat Habs
Jets beat flams

is that what we wanted?

Sens beat Habs
Jets beat flams

is that what we wanted?
- senstroll

What I actually want is a time machine to take me to the future when these pointless games are over and the playoffs start.

Winnipeg or Montreal...doesn't matter.

What I actually want is a time machine to take me to the future when these pointless games are over and the playoffs start.

Winnipeg or Montreal...doesn't matter.
- Leafs43

when you are done with it , can I borrow it? Id like to go back 5 years and tell myself to buy bitcoin

when you are done with it , can I borrow it? Id like to go back 5 years and tell myself to buy bitcoin
- senstroll

My time machine is actually just a concoction of tranquilizers that puts you in a coma for weeks at a time.

So my time machine can only go forward in time, and there is a chance it could kill you.

But worth it to get to playoffs.

Sens beat Habs
Jets beat flams

is that what we wanted?
- senstroll

Yes. Leafs vs. Habs. It has to happen. Then Matthews vs. McDavid. Then Boston, then Kadri. Parade.

Why does a dog have to find the most perfectest spot to poop on any particular walk?
Nope
Nope
Nope
Maybe... nope
Nope
Run
Nope
YESSSSSSSSSS!

Yes. Leafs vs. Habs. It has to happen. Then Matthews vs. McDavid. Then Boston, then Kadri. Parade.
- Zezel

Can’t be Boston in the 3rd round. Likely seeding would be

Top seed - one of Carolina, Vegas,
Second or third seed - Av’s, TBL, Fla, Caps, Pens and us
Boston would be 4th seed

Obviously, there are others in the mix. But if we play Boston it would be in the finals.

Can’t be Boston in the 3rd round. Likely seeding would be

Top seed - one of Carolina, Vegas,
Second or third seed - Av’s, TBL, Fla, Caps, Pens and us
Boston would be 4th seed

Obviously, there are others in the mix. But if we play Boston it would be in the finals.
- Canada Cup

How glorious that would be.

Why does a dog have to fine the most perfectest spot to poop on any particular walk?
Nope
Nope
Nope
Maybe... nope
Nope
Run
Nope
YESSSSSSSSSS!
- Woderwick

I suggested that my daughter shoot a tiktok video - do a human pooping like a dog.

Run to one bathroom, make like you are going to sit down, nope, run to other bathroom, make like you are going to sit down, nope, run back to first bathroom, then down to basement, then back up to 2nd bathroom, then back to first bathroom, shut the door.

Kid didn't think it was funny.

Stupid kids.

Can’t be Boston in the 3rd round. Likely seeding would be

Top seed - one of Carolina, Vegas,
Second or third seed - Av’s, TBL, Fla, Caps, Pens and us
Boston would be 4th seed

Obviously, there are others in the mix. But if we play Boston it would be in the finals.
- Canada Cup

Boston vs. Toronto finals would be savage.

Can’t be Boston in the 3rd round. Likely seeding would be

Top seed - one of Carolina, Vegas,
Second or third seed - Av’s, TBL, Fla, Caps, Pens and us
Boston would be 4th seed

Obviously, there are others in the mix. But if we play Boston it would be in the finals.
- Canada Cup

So the seeding is based on regular season standings?

I suggested that my daughter shoot a tiktok video - do a human pooping like a dog.

Run to one bathroom, make like you are going to sit down, nope, run to other bathroom, make like you are going to sit down, nope, run back to first bathroom, then down to basement, then back up to 2nd bathroom, then back to first bathroom, shut the door.

Kid didn't think it was funny.

Stupid kids.
- Atomic Wedgie

My dog is completely different. First of all he laughs at all my jokes. Secondly, his pooping routine is absolutely straightforward. I turns off the sidewalk, onto the lawn. He likes fairly close cut in the summer or packed down snow in the winter. (High snow banks confuse him.)

He goes about 4 feet in and does his business. I can get the poop bag out when he makes his turn, I’m that confident of what’s coming next.

One of his favourite jokes: why do cats not like trees? Because they’re afraid of the bark. We can do that one over and over for hours.

My dog is completely different. First of all he laughs at all my jokes. Secondly, his pooping routine is absolutely straightforward. I turns off the sidewalk, onto the lawn. He likes fairly close cut in the summer or packed down snow in the winter. (High snow banks confuse him.)

He goes about 4 feet in and does his business. I can get the poop bag out when he makes his turn, I’m that confident of what’s coming next.

One of his favourite jokes: why do cats not like trees? Because they’re afraid of the bark. We can do that one over and over for hours.
- Canada Cup

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

So the seeding is based on regular season standings?
- Aetherial

Yeah, there are no Conferences

Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac?

He stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.
- Atomic Wedgie

Reminds me of Catch 22 when the two atheists argue about what the God they don’t believe in is really like.

We need to take five points in our remaining four games, because I don't see the Oilers dropping a point in their remaining five:

Canucks
Canucks
Habs
Habs
Canucks

Although it would be nice if we could let the Habs have a loser point tonight, officially eliminating the Flames.

#StartThePlayoffsOnTime

Dallas has only won 3 more games than Detroit has. 21 to 18.
- gergeswillems

Dallas has lost 13 (I think?) games in OT.
Almost no OT wins.

It seems they indeed will not make the playoffs, but who knows..

My dog is completely different. First of all he laughs at all my jokes. Secondly, his pooping routine is absolutely straightforward. I turns off the sidewalk, onto the lawn. He likes fairly close cut in the summer or packed down snow in the winter. (High snow banks confuse him.)

He goes about 4 feet in and does his business. I can get the poop bag out when he makes his turn, I’m that confident of what’s coming next.

One of his favourite jokes: why do cats not like trees? Because they’re afraid of the bark. We can do that one over and over for hours.
- Canada Cup

Lol

He's just humouring you cause you feed him

How many games does Buchnevich get?

My dog is completely different. First of all he laughs at all my jokes. Secondly, his pooping routine is absolutely straightforward. I turns off the sidewalk, onto the lawn. He likes fairly close cut in the summer or packed down snow in the winter. (High snow banks confuse him.)

He goes about 4 feet in and does his business. I can get the poop bag out when he makes his turn, I’m that confident of what’s coming next.

One of his favourite jokes: why do cats not like trees? Because they’re afraid of the bark. We can do that one over and over for hours.
- Canada Cup

Lol

He's just humouring you cause you feed him

How many games does Buchnevich get?
- mr.sir

The rest of the season.

The rest of the season.
- AdamFrench

Seems right

And well worth it