after Leafs win the cup. Tavares will retire and the Leafs will use his money on Eichel.




- dmnted

I don’t like his face, but the franker can hockey.

Resting some dudes I guess.

Rest Auston and his wrist for sure.
- Woderwick

I need him to score like 4 against the Sens and 2 vs the Jets, then he can rest

after Leafs win the cup. Tavares will retire and the Leafs will use his money on Eichel.




- dmnted

That's McDavid's money. It's vesting in John Tavares right now. Don't f'n touch it.

I need him to score like 4 against the Sens and 2 vs the Jets, then he can rest
- dmnted

Selfish guy.

That's McDavid's money. It's vesting in John Tavares right now. Don't f'n touch it.
- Monkeypunk

I just looked.

Thats in 6 years I barely care about next year at this point.

I know we've all had fun watching Habs fans sweat it out (let's be honest, they were probably already disgustingly sweaty to begin with), but the time for this fun to end has come.

We need Montreal to take one measly point tonight, so that the NHL can set their playoff schedule - and not have the North start a week after the other divisions.

Selfish guy.
- Woderwick

not all

need my prediction to come true of him get 46 goals

I know we've all had fun watching Habs fans sweat it out (let's be honest, they were probably already disgustingly sweaty to begin with), but the time for this fun to end has come.

We need Montreal to take one measly point tonight, so that the NHL can set their playoff schedule - and not have the North start a week after the other divisions.
- Atomic Wedgie

I have my playoff pool draft Thursday.

Go Habs tonight.

Just checked the sked - Florida plays Tampa Bay tonight - final game for both teams.

It's a battle for home ice advantage in the first round.

Should be a good one to watch.

I know we've all had fun watching Habs fans sweat it out (let's be honest, they were probably already disgustingly sweaty to begin with), but the time for this fun to end has come.

We need Montreal to take one measly point tonight, so that the NHL can set their playoff schedule - and not have the North start a week after the other divisions.
- Atomic Wedgie

No. Montreal needs to lose both games in regulation and then sit back and watch as Calgary plays Vancouver 4 times in a row to close out the season.

So how do we get Eichel
- TheMussel

Two firsts and a second.

not all

need my prediction to come true of him get 46 goals



- dmnted

Extrapolating his goals scored considering the wrist injury = 46

I’ll vouch for you.

True story.

Todays daily motivational message passed down to us by someone much much much more successful than me was...

“Rise and shine vs rise and whine. Every day it’s your choice”. - Jon Gordon
- Woderwick

Aw, I hate that topic

Two firsts and a second.
- bobbyisno1

In a heart beat.

Two firsts and a second.
- bobbyisno1

So Phil Kessel prices eh

Black Fungus in India now. Egads. Add that to the list.
- Woderwick

Is that anything like black truffles?

Aw, I hate that topic
- Canada Cup

You took longer than I thought.

Just checked the sked - Florida plays Tampa Bay tonight - final game for both teams.

It's a battle for home ice advantage in the first round.

Should be a good one to watch.
- Atomic Wedgie

I predict Tampa loses 3 players in this one.

lmfaooooooooo🤣
if you were a 1st round pick then sucked then kinda not sucked while being paid fortune because you were less of a pu$$y about boo boos and the whole of laff nation is counting on you or andersieve to not be pussies and feel like playing through your boo boos for the first round exit then you get nominated for the masterbation trophy?🤣

may as well put freddy up for it as well🤣

what a (frank)ing joke🤦🏿‍♂️

edit: nice alliteration 👍
- Skalapy

Come off that ledge.

Is that anything like black truffles?
- bobbyisno1

More like coal mining without a mask.

Just checked the sked - Florida plays Tampa Bay tonight - final game for both teams.

It's a battle for home ice advantage in the first round.

Should be a good one to watch.
- Atomic Wedgie

Hedman/Kuch/Stamkos hurt. Vasi needs to be healthy for when it matters. Seems more like the AHL vs Florida Bengals

You took longer than I thought.
- Woderwick

Just got the call that a bad joke was needed. Got here as fast as I could. Boy are my irons tired.

I have my playoff pool draft Thursday.

Go Habs tonight.
- Santo_44

Trying to figure out when to do mine but nervous with Leafs/Jets on Friday and potential injury.

Does anyone know if the playoffs are actually starting saturday or is that just EK talking poop?

Come off that ledge.
- bobbyisno1

Why? If he were a real, real man he could fly.

Hedman/Kuch/Stamkos hurt. Vasi needs to be healthy for when it matters. Seems more like the AHL vs Florida Bengals
- AdamFrench

This is perhaps the stupidest thing you've ever posted on Hockeybuzz, and that's really saying something.

How would a Bengal tiger be minor to a panther?

Bengal tiger would murder a panther.