I've got a really nice bottle of whiskey and an early morning of fishing planned, so I'll be plenty tired too
- Takemedrunkimhome

i'm on my way. can we do it in the afternoon though?

i'm on my way. can we do it in the afternoon though?
- kicksave856

If only they'd let us (frank)ing golf we could make it work. Afternoon fishing isn't the most successful anyway

my 2 year old is being a jerk lately. Toilet training is not going well
- Fredobbface

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

This is for you Scabeh!

This is for you Scabeh!


- Réal_Ruelle

Even I didn't make them win the cup.

Even I didn't make them win the cup.
- Scabeh

I had to fight that feeling that they were going to loose in the first round. So I thought, if I'm going to fight, why not fight until the end!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

- Scabeh

Oh yeah I know he's my little clone. I love my girlfriend even more now that I realise what she's had to put up with living with me.

If only they'd let us (frank)ing golf we could make it work. Afternoon fishing isn't the most successful anyway
- Takemedrunkimhome

teach me to putt. i can hit a golf ball pretty far and straight and stuff but i've only been on an actual golf course once in my life.

i only beat my buddy on one hole and that was just because he hit the side of a barn with his tee shot.

Oh yeah I know he's my little clone. I love my girlfriend even more now that I realise what she's had to put up with living with me.
- Fredobbface

now imagine us since 2008

I had to fight that feeling that they were going to loose in the first round. So I thought, if I'm going to fight, why not fight until the end!
- Réal_Ruelle

Just have to take it one game at a time.

I had to fight that feeling that they were going to loose in the first round. So I thought, if I'm going to fight, why not fight until the end!
- Réal_Ruelle

I couldn't bring myself to predict a Leafs win vs Montreal.

And then I figured, hey, we've done OK vs Edmonton... if we beat the Leafs... it's possible.

But then I had them facing Colorado, the dream ends there.

my 2 year old is being a jerk lately. Toilet training is not going well
- Fredobbface

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
- Pat1993

Fred keeps pissing on his own shoes?

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
- Pat1993

I rarely soil myself

I rarely soil myself
- Fredobbface

now imagine us since 2008
- Symba007

Thank god I'm here to protect you from yourselves.

I rarely soil myself
- Fredobbface

I rarely soil myself
- Fredobbface

boys are always harder to train than girls, don't pressure him either, you will just create anxiety on his side

Fred keeps pissing on his own shoes?
- Symba007

apparently peeing in the shower prevents athlete's foot, so I guess that would be taking it a step further

boys are always harder to train than girls, don't pressure him either, you will just create anxiety on his side
- Symba007

and then like kick he won't be able to poo anywhere

teach me to putt. i can hit a golf ball pretty far and straight and stuff but i've only been on an actual golf course once in my life.

i only beat my buddy on one hole and that was just because he hit the side of a barn with his tee shot.
- kicksave856

Putting is by far the worst part of my game but my strategy is to always plan on a two putt. Don't try and get the first putt in the hole necessarily but get it close enough for an easy two putt. That strategy trimmed about 5 to 8 strokes per round off my score. Otherwise I'm brutal at determining power on a putt and either go 10 feet passed the hole or 10 feet short

Just have to take it one game at a time.
- AdamFrench

Pucks in deep baby

boys are always harder to train than girls, don't pressure him either, you will just create anxiety on his side
- Symba007

Yeah I know, I try not too. He's hardheaded and there's no treat he likes enough to really motivate him to go. Only things he freaks out about are tractors and I can't buy him a tractor every time he goes. I bought tractor stickers but that lost it's apeal after two times.

Yeah I know, I try not too. He's hardheaded and there's no treat he likes enough to really motivate him to go. Only things he freaks out about are tractors and I can't buy him a tractor every time he goes. I bought tractor stickers but that lost it's apeal after two times.
- Fredobbface

we used one smarties every time they went, worked fine but if he does not care enough about that, maybe a testosterone pill every time?

apparently peeing in the shower prevents athlete's foot, so I guess that would be taking it a step further
- Pat1993

It's also great when you have raw skin after blisters, you pee on the exposed raw skin, the amonia burns it a little, it becomes less sensitive.