Yeah I know, I try not too. He's hardheaded and there's no treat he likes enough to really motivate him to go. Only things he freaks out about are tractors and I can't buy him a tractor every time he goes. I bought tractor stickers but that lost it's apeal after two times.
- Fredobbface

They say something about watching dad do his business helps show the way and the boy wants to be just like dad but that's from somebody who has only ever had to housebreak a dog and it didn't come from him watching me piss

we used one smarties every time they went, worked fine but if he does not care enough about that, maybe a testosterone pill every time?
- Symba007

he doesn't like candy or chocolate that's the problem

They say something about watching dad do his business helps show the way and the boy wants to be just like dad but that's from somebody who has only ever had to housebreak a dog and it didn't come from him watching me piss
- Takemedrunkimhome

yeah, that I could try to do a little more

It's also great when you have raw skin after blisters, you pee on the exposed raw skin, the amonia burns it a little, it becomes less sensitive.
- Fredobbface

...

Putting is by far the worst part of my game but my strategy is to always plan on a two putt. Don't try and get the first putt in the hole necessarily but get it close enough for an easy two putt. That strategy trimmed about 5 to 8 strokes per round off my score. Otherwise I'm brutal at determining power on a putt and either go 10 feet passed the hole or 10 feet short
- Takemedrunkimhome

we were at some poopty little par 3 course because he knew i didn't want people around. so the greens were pretty flat because it wasn't a big fancy, well maintained course. even with flat greens my putting was atrocious. but that was the only time i'd ever done it so i guess everyone is that way. the tee shots came pretty natural to me so i guess i was hoping putting might too but it does not. putting is the devil, bobby boucher.

apparently peeing in the shower prevents athlete's foot, so I guess that would be taking it a step further
- Pat1993

Source? I want to send to my gf

Yeah I know, I try not too. He's hardheaded and there's no treat he likes enough to really motivate him to go. Only things he freaks out about are tractors and I can't buy him a tractor every time he goes. I bought tractor stickers but that lost it's apeal after two times.
- Fredobbface

What about turning it into a "game".

Me and my kid used to do "pipi croisé!!!" where we'd cross the streams in the toilet, which made him want to "play the game" everytime he had to pee.

Made my prostate work extra hard but it worked.

we used one smarties every time they went, worked fine but if he does not care enough about that, maybe a testosterone pill every time?
- Symba007

and then in a few weeks he'll completely obliterate that potty

Pucks in deep baby
- Takemedrunkimhome

That Weber hand thing explains a lot.

That Weber hand thing explains a lot.
- AdamFrench

Yup, the whole juggling with the puck, can't shoot thing makes more sense now.

Source? I want to send to my gf
- Takemedrunkimhome

https://www.menshealth.co...090/peeing-in-the-shower/

but I think it's more of a false rumor about athlete's foot, in theory it should work but you would need huge amounts of urine for it to be actually effective lol

we were at some poopty little par 3 course because he knew i didn't want people around. so the greens were pretty flat because it wasn't a big fancy, well maintained course. even with flat greens my putting was atrocious. but that was the only time i'd ever done it so i guess everyone is that way. the tee shots came pretty natural to me so i guess i was hoping putting might too but it does not. putting is the devil, bobby boucher.
- kicksave856

This may sound odd but I'm not a big fan of fancy courses. I don't like the atmosphere, people take their game and themselves way too seriously and it's just got a stick up the butt aura to it. I like hacker courses where if I want to play barefoot while drinking beers from my bag (buy one from the cart girl for every one from your bag) and smoking a joint and nobody gives a (frank). Somebody yells fore loudly ever 2 minutes that nobody feels bad about being good or not, I can drop and play an extra ball if I'd like, it's casual fun. Pretentious golf is both stupid expensive and low on the fun scale from my point of view

What about turning it into a "game".

Me and my kid used to do "pipi croisé!!!" where we'd cross the streams in the toilet, which made him want to "play the game" everytime he had to pee.

Made my prostate work extra hard but it worked.
- Scabeh

awww, a little father and son bonding

That Weber hand thing explains a lot.
- AdamFrench

He was practicing with a left handed stick at one point in an attempt to play. That says it all

https://www.menshealth.co...090/peeing-in-the-shower/

but I think it's more of a false rumor about athlete's foot, in theory it should work but you would need huge amounts of urine for it to be actually effective lol
- Pat1993

So it's like overdosing on weed? Possible but not practically realistic?

So it's like overdosing on weed? Possible but not practically realistic?
- Takemedrunkimhome

sounds about right lol... I guess one way to do it would be to put the bathtub plug in and let your feet soak in it for a while, but that sounds a bit nasty

awww, a little father and son bonding
- Pat1993

Never be afraid of doing something ridiculous with your kids if it works Pat.

This may sound odd but I'm not a big fan of fancy courses. I don't like the atmosphere, people take their game and themselves way too seriously and it's just got a stick up the butt aura to it. I like hacker courses where if I want to play barefoot while drinking beers from my bag (buy one from the cart girl for every one from your bag) and smoking a joint and nobody gives a (frank). Somebody yells fore loudly ever 2 minutes that nobody feels bad about being good or not, I can drop and play an extra ball if I'd like, it's casual fun. Pretentious golf is both stupid expensive and low on the fun scale from my point of view
- Takemedrunkimhome

Never be afraid of doing something ridiculous with your kids if it works Pat.

- Scabeh

This may sound odd but I'm not a big fan of fancy courses. I don't like the atmosphere, people take their game and themselves way too seriously and it's just got a stick up the butt aura to it. I like hacker courses where if I want to play barefoot while drinking beers from my bag (buy one from the cart girl for every one from your bag) and smoking a joint and nobody gives a (frank). Somebody yells fore loudly ever 2 minutes that nobody feels bad about being good or not, I can drop and play an extra ball if I'd like, it's casual fun. Pretentious golf is both stupid expensive and low on the fun scale from my point of view
- Takemedrunkimhome

agrEEd. golfers usually seem pretty pretentious.

sounds about right lol... I guess one way to do it would be to put the bathtub plug in and let your feet soak in it for a while, but that sounds a bit nasty
- Pat1993

I volunteer you to test this hypothesis

https://www.menshealth.co...090/peeing-in-the-shower/

but I think it's more of a false rumor about athlete's foot, in theory it should work but you would need huge amounts of urine for it to be actually effective lol
- Pat1993

*pees in TMDIH's tub*

What about turning it into a "game".

Me and my kid used to do "pipi croisé!!!" where we'd cross the streams in the toilet, which made him want to "play the game" everytime he had to pee.

Made my prostate work extra hard but it worked.
- Scabeh

Pipi croisé. I can see it released on PS4 pretty soon.

I volunteer you to test this hypothesis
- Takemedrunkimhome

*pees in pat's tub*

*pees in pat's tub*
- kicksave856

wtf