You said media guys and Damien Cox. Which is it? Cox is the Max of the media, trying to get people to notice him. Is anybody relevant criticizing Dubas?
- Canada Cup

Howard Berger?

Howard Berger?
- RogerRoeper

He said "relevant."

Howard Berger?
- RogerRoeper

Well, I’m boycotting that funeral home. In fact, I just might not die at all. Goddam media/Assistant to the Regional Manager Happy Days Funeral Home

Post practice this morning, Coach Queef at the big white board, he is using a Red Dry Erase Marker. 

Gentlemen, gentlemen, listen up. Freddy will you turn off Facetime, never mind juggling for your Family in Herning.

Now, we know the Habs are going to continue to "goon it up" tonight. We can't have them, particularly Perry, taking out any more of our stars. Tonight Wayne, Scott and is it Marcus or Nick, okay Nick, I want you on the ice with the Perry line.

Heat-seeking missiles Gentlemen, if Perry is in their corner, nail him, if Perry is in the slot, take him out, if Perry is behind our net, put him through the boards, if Perry is in the penalty box, take a penalty and drill him in there, on the bench, accidental flyby butt end, if Perry goes to take a dump, well you get it. I want him terrified to step on the ice.

They have a few tough guys you should stay away from, Weber, Ben Hur, Edmundson, Gallagher, Byron, Anderson and watch this kid Kulak. He'll rope a dope ya, lull you into a false sense, then boom out of left field a left uppercut that will stiffen you, Bambi legs, lights out, stretcher, neck brace, career ending.

I want this game, Auston, Mitch, Willy, I need you to play Queef Hockey, no fear.

Have a good game, and remember, we are all Queefs.

Post practice this morning, Coach Queef at the big white board, he is using a Red Dry Erase Marker. 

Gentlemen, gentlemen, listen up. Freddy will you turn off Facetime, never mind juggling for your Family in Herning.

Now, we know the Habs are going to continue to "goon it up" tonight. We can't have them, particularly Perry, taking out any more of our stars. Tonight Wayne, Scott and is it Marcus or Nick, okay Nick, I want you on the ice with the Perry line.

Heat-seeking missiles Gentlemen, if Perry is in their corner, nail him, if Perry is in the slot, take him out, if Perry is behind our net, put him through the boards, if Perry is in the penalty box, take a penalty and drill him in there, on the bench, accidental flyby butt end, if Perry goes to take a dump, well you get it. I want him terrified to step on the ice.

They have a few tough guys you should stay away from, Weber, Ben Hur, Edmundson, Gallagher, Byron, Anderson and watch this kid Kulak. He'll rope a dope ya, lull you into a false sense, then boom out of left field a left uppercut that will stiffen you, Bambi legs, lights out, stretcher, neck brace, career ending.

I want this game, Auston, Mitch, Willy, I need you to play Queef Hockey, no fear.

Have a good game, and remember, we are all Queefs.
- Sir Edward Longsha

Centre of the Hockey Universe just keeps luring the sad sack trolls in

Close, a Republican
- Canada Cup

Matthews will score a goal tonight at 10:32 in the first period.

Centre of the Hockey Universe just keeps luring the sad sack trolls in
- Canada Cup

I'll be back after the game, to give you your next injection.
Do squats during the game.

Matthews will score a goal tonight at 10:32 in the first period.



- dmnted

His 2nd of the game.

I'll be back after the game, to give you your next injection.
Do squats during the game.
- Sir Edward Longsha

Oooooo you’re so smart, so fresh. Best internet troll I’ve ever seen.

YAY FOR YOU!!!!!

Oooooo you’re so smart, so fresh. Best internet troll I’ve ever seen.

YAY FOR YOU!!!!!
- Woderwick

Probably got kicked out for lame assed yrolling in other team threads and had no other place left to try feeling important before mommy catches on and unplugs the router upstairs on his ass

Target Chariot and win.
Thank you.
Go Leafs Go.

Target Chariot and win.
Thank you.
Go Leafs Go.
- MaximusAurelius

I approve this message.

Go Leafs!

If you’ll all rise and remove Hoho’s hat.

Dammit that video showing byrons kids reacting to his goal was cute.

Screw you habs

If you’ll all rise and remove Hoho’s hat.
- Garnie

I’m not touching that.

Dammit that video showing byrons kids reacting to his goal was cute.

Screw you habs
- bryant

Wasn’t it? Awesome.

If you’ll all rise and remove Hoho’s hat.
- Garnie

I’m already risen, which is why I can’t remove HOHO’s hat.

Here we go, fellas!!!

Probably got kicked out for lame assed yrolling in other team threads and had no other place left to try feeling important before mommy catches on and unplugs the router upstairs on his ass
- Roadrunner75

No, not at all. You Queef Fans are delusional and it's so easy to hit the trigger point.

Need a big start, 3-0 by the 10 minute mark.

GLG

WTH kinda line is that with Simmonds starting?!?!

This could get dirty in a hurry.
Not gonna be without injuries...

No, not at all. You Queef Fans are delusional and it's so easy to hit the trigger point.
- Sir Edward Longsha

Keep it up, Clay! You’re doing great!