Just a reminder - the trolls only want attention.

Do not feed the trolls.

Just a reminder - the trolls only want attention.

Do not feed the trolls.
- Atomic Wedgie

Flag them and maybe a ref will do something.

u commie loving party
- dmnted

Speaking of commie parties...Doug Ford, he's going to make me vote Liberal for the first time in my life.

After this morning's bag skate, and a long bus ride Saturday Night, the Team is tired.
Shabby calls a meeting with his 2 foot soldiers at 11 a.m.,  he has taken the liberty of cutting 3 lines on his mahogany desk, and he has doughnuts.

Gentlemen, how are you feeling, Keel, did you get your glasses fixed, put them on your Expense Account. Shelly, how's the face, some bruising today, tell me, why do none of our players have facial cuts or bruises like you ? You know why Shelly, because we are as soft as a full baby's diaper. Do a line you 2, this is my Columbian stash from Spez.

Now you both know we're going to lose tonight, and you're both done, more on this in a minute. When I went to SC War in Motown, The Gateway or Swamp, you guys following, we had a gameplan, have either of you had any workable plan that the players could understand, no they were laughable.

Now I want Sabourin in the line up tonight. One shift with Austy and I want him to skate over inspect the name on #34 and skate off down the tunnel. That POS needs to be humbled and right after tomorrow's loss, I'm shipping him and his clipon to Glendale, he can continue mooning Security Guards. Now if The Yotes are willing to include the rights to Taylor Hall, I'll send Mitchey as well.

In case either of you are sentimental, I will move Mountains to rid this Team of O'Reilly, Jumbo, Spezz, Marcus, or is it Nick, all those AHL Goalies we have, the blonde guy from, where, Switzerland, Gally, Hutton, The Wayne train, Muzzin and J.T. will be placed on LTIR, they played their last game as Queefs (babies).

So Gentlemen, do you get the picture, you big head ego boys wouldn't want to be here anyway. Now I've booked you and the Team, Tea Times at Ironwood Wednesday, no, not for Golf. The Announcements will be made about you losers after Golf, I was just kidding.

I have taken the liberty of speaking to the Soo Greyhounds and Keel they'll take you back as some kind of computer guy, Shelly they've created an Office Job and they want you as President of ticket sales. You know, working the phones, using your may contacts, to increase ticket sales in Sault St Marie.

Gentlemen, we are all Queefs.
- Sir Edward Longsha

tl/dr

Puppy = Matthews
Lettuce = Price

Flag them and maybe a ref will do something.
- Steven_Seagull

This is Toronto, not a penalty.

This is Toronto, not a penalty.
- bobbyisno1

Puppy = Matthews
Lettuce = Price
- Woderwick

Lol

Lol puppy

Puppy = Matthews
Lettuce = Price
- Woderwick

The guy holding the puppy back from destroying the lettuce = Marner

Puppy = Matthews
Lettuce = Price
- Woderwick

And is Marner the one holding Matthews back?

Just a reminder - the trolls only want attention.

Do not feed the trolls.
- Atomic Wedgie

Agreed, we all need to do a better job of this

The guy holding the puppy back from destroying the lettuce = Marner
- Steven_Seagull

flagged

The guy/gal holding the puppy back from destroying the lettuce = Marner
- Steven_Seagull

Lol😭😭

flagged
- TheMussel

Why are corgis so scary for a small dog.

And is Marner the one holding Matthews back?
- TheMussel

Maybe, if Mathews had a winger that could get the puck and maybe, just maybe send a pass with some actual man strength.

Why are corgis so scary for a small dog.
- Zezel

because they need to compensate for their tiny feet?

Why are corgis so scary for a small dog.
- Zezel

My Alapaha Blue Blood would love to meet one.

What about a double hat trick and a “reverse cowboy” with your mom?

Asking for a friend.


- .HOHO.

Hmm, that's pretty cool.

I mean my mom is in a home 2 provinces away and I haven't been able to see her for 2 years.

I was talking hockey. I guess banging 80 year olds is your thing.....good for you.

My Alapaha Blue Blood would love to meet one.
- bobbyisno1

For companionship?

Hmm, that's pretty cool.

I mean my mom is in a home 2 provinces away and I haven't been able to see her for 2 years.

I was talking hockey. I guess banging 80 year olds is your thing.....good for you.
- golfingsince

Well, he does like women younger than himself.

Busting out the OG avatar for this one.

Barb with the editing skills
- Steven_Seagull

that avatar!!! Did mine at the same time.

Just a reminder - the trolls only want attention.

Do not feed the trolls.
- Atomic Wedgie

I didn't come to troll Wedgie. Pretty much everyone I know will be watching this game tonight and nearly half of them will be disappointed.

Hmm, that's pretty cool.

I mean my mom is in a home 2 provinces away and I haven't been able to see her for 2 years.

I was talking hockey. I guess banging 80 year olds is your thing.....good for you.
- golfingsince

My mom is in New Brunswick, 2 provinces away. I'm in the same boat and it sucks.

because they need to compensate for their tiny feet?
- TheMussel

Lol