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Reubenkincade
Location: BC
Joined: 11.18.2016

Jun 1 @ 10:11 PM ET
How can you mother fuckers talk hockey when it’s 35 in the Fraser Valley? Get outside, drink lots of alcohol, pound a few gummies, light the Bbq, and get into summer mode for Christ’s sake.
- bloatedmosquito


It's passing out up here for the 3rd straight day.

Enjoying watching the 2 teams loaded with high calibre defensemen. I would trade anyone of our guys for the #5 defenseman on either team.
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I’m a dose of reality in this cesspool of glee
Joined: 10.22.2011

Jun 1 @ 10:13 PM ET
It's passing out up here for the 3rd straight day.

Enjoying watching the 2 teams loaded with high calibre defensemen. I would trade anyone of our guys for the #5 defenseman on either team.

- Reubenkincade


Lightning and hurricanes? I find watching real hockey teams kind of depressing. Reminds me of what I’m missing.
Bettmanhatesus
Joined: 08.10.2016

Jun 1 @ 10:17 PM ET
For anyone interested I found a homemade version of Hydroxychloroquine, if feeling flu like symptoms peel 3 grapefruits and lemons, using the peels with 8 cups of water simmer for 3 hours don't lift the lid the medicine will escape, strain it keeping the liquid store in the fridge. When needed take 1 to 2 table spoons 3 times a day until symptoms gone usually about 24 to 48 hours. Add a bit of honey to the liquid it is bitter.
Reubenkincade
Location: BC
Joined: 11.18.2016

Jun 1 @ 10:19 PM ET
Lightning and hurricanes? I find watching real hockey teams kind of depressing. Reminds me of what I’m missing.
- bloatedmosquito


Watching these 8 teams that are left, you see just how far away the Canucks really are.
I really doubt any of the Canucks defensemen would be anything but a bottom pairing player at best.

Hopefully we get a key piece this draft, to help solve this very serious problem.
NuckUp
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Cap Busters
Joined: 07.01.2019

Jun 1 @ 10:21 PM ET
Forget Seth when Leafs willing to move a top piece to get. So Hamilton UFA bidding will be interesting.

Do Canucks preempt with pre-e-draft trade and sign, so Krak don't take a whack at Ham?
VanHockeyGuy
Location: “Who are we to think we’re anybody?” - Tocchet. Penticton, BC
Joined: 04.26.2012

Jun 1 @ 10:23 PM ET
Just an angry trash guy.


- LordHumungous



That's a huge honor coming from you, Karen from Red Deer!


What do you do in your trailer park, kick it off the porch?
Reubenkincade
Location: BC
Joined: 11.18.2016

Jun 1 @ 10:23 PM ET
Been hearing that buddies McDavid and Matthews are going to invite buddies McKinnon and Crosby to Arizona this summer, to ask them how to win playoff hockey series.
Nighthawk
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Canuckville, BC
Joined: 01.09.2015

Jun 1 @ 10:34 PM ET
How can you mother fuckers talk hockey when it’s 35 in the Fraser Valley? Get outside, drink lots of alcohol, pound a few gummies, light the Bbq, and get into summer mode for Christ’s sake.
- bloatedmosquito

Aka get a life. Ok thx for the nudge 🍺
NewYorkNuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 07.11.2015

Jun 1 @ 11:28 PM ET
For anyone interested I found a homemade version of Hydroxychloroquine, if feeling flu like symptoms peel 3 grapefruits and lemons, using the peels with 8 cups of water simmer for 3 hours don't lift the lid the medicine will escape, strain it keeping the liquid store in the fridge. When needed take 1 to 2 table spoons 3 times a day until symptoms gone usually about 24 to 48 hours. Add a bit of honey to the liquid it is bitter.
- Bettmanhatesus


CanuckDon
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Las Vegas
Joined: 08.05.2014

Jun 1 @ 11:32 PM ET
Get a second Pfizer. Astra is a vector vaccine and Pfizer is a mRNA vaccine. Kind of different in how they work. But otherwise, we’ll done.
- bloatedmosquito

astra followed by Pfizer for 2nd shot was approved in BC 30 minutes after I got it done!
1970vintage
Seattle Kraken
Location: BC
Joined: 11.11.2010

Jun 1 @ 11:44 PM ET
For anyone interested I found a homemade version of Hydroxychloroquine, if feeling flu like symptoms peel 3 grapefruits and lemons, using the peels with 8 cups of water simmer for 3 hours don't lift the lid the medicine will escape, strain it keeping the liquid store in the fridge. When needed take 1 to 2 table spoons 3 times a day until symptoms gone usually about 24 to 48 hours. Add a bit of honey to the liquid it is bitter.
- Bettmanhatesus


So many questions! Is it 3 grapefruit AND 3 lemons or 3 grapefruit or lemons (some combination of the two)? If you can’t take the lid off without letting the medicine out how do you separate the liquid from the solids, do you put on a space suit and do it in a vacuum?
dbot
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Auckland -Burn it all down
Joined: 10.22.2008

Jun 1 @ 11:55 PM ET
So many questions! Is it 3 grapefruit AND 3 lemons or 3 grapefruit or lemons (some combination of the two)? If you can’t take the lid off without letting the medicine out how do you separate the liquid from the solids, do you put on a space suit and do it in a vacuum?
- 1970vintage


I'm more curious when you commence with the blood letting?
And is this before saying the magic incantations or for the 3 hours of boiling lemons?

Hopefully he comes back with more details, because i wouldn't want to make a mistake with this remedy.
LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Jun 1 @ 11:55 PM ET
How can you mother fuckers talk hockey when it’s 35 in the Fraser Valley? Get outside, drink lots of alcohol, pound a few gummies, light the Bbq, and get into summer mode for Christ’s sake.
- bloatedmosquito

Way ahead of you man. Bike and driving range tonight!!

Load Management
Season Ticket Holder
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Billings Spit, BC
Joined: 09.22.2019

Jun 1 @ 11:55 PM ET
astra followed by Pfizer for 2nd shot was approved in BC 30 minutes after I got it done!
- CanuckDon

If I were you I'd try to track down a Moderna shot and go for the hatty.
dbot
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Auckland -Burn it all down
Joined: 10.22.2008

Jun 1 @ 11:57 PM ET
If I were you I'd try to track down a Moderna shot and go for the hatty.
- Load Management


Or just boil some grapefruits...
LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Jun 1 @ 11:57 PM ET
That's a huge honor coming from you, Karen from Red Deer!


What do you do in your trailer park, kick it off the porch?

- VanHockeyGuy







Thanks Dufus!!
LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Jun 2 @ 12:03 AM ET
For anyone interested I found a homemade version of Hydroxychloroquine, if feeling flu like symptoms peel 3 grapefruits and lemons, using the peels with 8 cups of water simmer for 3 hours don't lift the lid the medicine will escape, strain it keeping the liquid store in the fridge. When needed take 1 to 2 table spoons 3 times a day until symptoms gone usually about 24 to 48 hours. Add a bit of honey to the liquid it is bitter.
- Bettmanhatesus

:thumbs:

#Ivermectin.
dbot
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Auckland -Burn it all down
Joined: 10.22.2008

Jun 2 @ 12:09 AM ET

- LordHumungous



pfft.

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LordHumungous
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Greetings from the Humungous. Ayatollah of rock and rolla!
Joined: 08.15.2014

Jun 2 @ 12:10 AM ET
pfft.

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- dbot

VanHockeyGuy
Location: “Who are we to think we’re anybody?” - Tocchet. Penticton, BC
Joined: 04.26.2012

Jun 2 @ 12:19 AM ET


Thanks Dufus!!

- LordHumungous


That vocabulary tells me how smart you are Karen!
Load Management
Season Ticket Holder
Vancouver Canucks
Location: Billings Spit, BC
Joined: 09.22.2019

Jun 2 @ 12:37 AM ET
That vocabulary tells me how smart you are Karen!
- VanHockeyGuy

Yeah, a real battle of intellect happening here. Dufus vs Karen....which Middle School insult cuts deeper? Shall I ask my 12 year old?
A_SteamingLombardi
Location: Systemic failure / Slurptastic
Joined: 10.12.2008

Jun 2 @ 12:54 AM ET
For anyone interested I found a homemade version of Hydroxychloroquine, if feeling flu like symptoms peel 3 grapefruits and lemons, using the peels with 8 cups of water simmer for 3 hours don't lift the lid the medicine will escape, strain it keeping the liquid store in the fridge. When needed take 1 to 2 table spoons 3 times a day until symptoms gone usually about 24 to 48 hours. Add a bit of honey to the liquid it is bitter.
- Bettmanhatesus

Sugar and pectin and you have Marmalade
bloatedmosquito
Vancouver Canucks
Location: I’m a dose of reality in this cesspool of glee
Joined: 10.22.2011

Jun 2 @ 2:41 AM ET
Sugar and pectin and you have Marmalade
- A_SteamingLombardi


awesome.
Lotto 6-40-9
Joined: 08.03.2020

Jun 2 @ 5:26 AM ET
It's because of Denault and Bergeron, not sweet baby Austin! Im surprised there isn't more dissappointment in him on the leaves thread, one goal in 7 games?! Best scorer in the league my hole!
- neem55

I heard not even a shot attempt in the first 20. Yikes.

Look, I actually do think he's a hell of a talent. I'm no hater.

But it gets harder and harder to overlook when it keeps happening the very same way every postseason.

I think coaching is part of it. Babs was too much of an uncompromising egomaniac, and Keefe seems too easygoing.

Why in the hell did they keep Matthews & Marner together all series when it clearly wasn't clicking?

It's like he gives them as much rope as they want and never really reins it in.
NewYorkNuck
Vancouver Canucks
Location: New York, NY
Joined: 07.11.2015

Jun 2 @ 8:27 AM ET
Sugar and pectin and you have Marmalade
- A_SteamingLombardi


Lol

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