You can actually SEE the lack of inches
- BINGO!

It's weird going from talking about Juggers' rhino horn to a guy with an innie but here we are

kinda like you being worth your old man's sperm, huh?
- Gramps28

The quantifiable amount of penis envy emitting from this statement is noticeable and comical. Thank you
- Takemedrunkimhome

sorry

sorry



- fidopro

Lehkonen with the winning goal is funny.

I almost call it but did not bother typing it in here.

I still wish they would not play their top 4 d that much and get more offense from the Danault line, but they had chances last night and came clutch at the right time.

Lehkonen with the winning goal is funny.

I almost call it but did not bother typing it in here.

I still wish they would not play their top 4 d that much and get more offense from the Danault line, but they had chances last night and came clutch at the right time.
- deadpoulet

6 months until Christmas

Je te l'avais dit Pat que ben chiarot allait charrier l'équipe à son retour!!!

6 months until Christmas
- mr.peanut

sup bro?

sup bro?
- deadpoulet

Not much. Maybe I'll go in the pool or play play station.

You?

6 months until Christmas
- mr.peanut

the yule equinox!

Not much. Maybe I'll go in the pool or play play station.

You?
- mr.peanut

please choose one or the other and do not try to do both at the same time.

please choose one or the other and do not try to do both at the same time.
- kicksave856

Lucky for you, but unlucky for all my haters, that I do not have the logistics to make this possible.

I must say, I got a bit teary eyed when I saw Price go to the end of the ice to wave to his family.

He deserves a Stanley Cup as compensation for all the poop he went through with this franchise.
- stinger67

not sure if someone already pointed this out but... his current and previous contracts will end up paying him $120 million

not sure if someone already pointed this out but... his current and previous contracts will end up paying him $120 million
- DoubleDown

So 3 seasons for Dak Prescott?

Lehkonen with the winning goal is funny.

I almost call it but did not bother typing it in here.

I still wish they would not play their top 4 d that much and get more offense from the Danault line, but they had chances last night and came clutch at the right time.
- deadpoulet

very fortunate that they ended that OT quickly last night because that top 4 looked gassed from the third period on. there was only so much longer Montreal could have held Vegas off

So 3 seasons for Dak Prescott?
- Takemedrunkimhome

or 3 seasons of a middling NBA veteran from what i understand of the salary structure in that sport

Lucky for you, but unlucky for all my haters, that I do not have the logistics to make this possible.
- mr.peanut

nice

safety first

nice

safety first
- kicksave856

doubledown, pat and gramps all livid

Bonjour

Je te l'avais dit Pat que ben chiarot allait charrier l'équipe à son retour!!!
- deadpoulet

Lehkonen with the winning goal is funny.

I almost call it but did not bother typing it in here.

I still wish they would not play their top 4 d that much and get more offense from the Danault line, but they had chances last night and came clutch at the right time.
- deadpoulet

I almost did too when Pat said Danault would score. I thought maybe Gally or Lek, but not Danault. very happy for them, well well deserved.

Bonjour
- Streit2ThePoint

hihihi

btw, to the refs for the past 2 games. they missed a few calls here and there last night but overall they did an excellent job.
we whine when they suck (rightfully so), we must congratulate them when they do good.

not sure if someone already pointed this out but... his current and previous contracts will end up paying him $120 million
- DoubleDown

Yeah, I know he's making a poop load of money.

but he played behind horrible teams, and he's finally getting his chance. I was talking more in that sense.

also came across this yesterday. souvenirs souvenirs...
my fingers bleed just listening to Caron at the end.