swhere da ladies are
- DoubleDown

Meanwhile my father in law is waiting for a hearing date, getting #metoo by my girlfriend's aunt with no evidence, no witnesses and nobody believing her, not even her dad and sisters.

Meanwhile my father in law is waiting for a hearing date, getting #metoo by my girlfriend's aunt with no evidence, no witnesses and nobody believing her, not even her dad and sisters.
- Fredobbface

tabarnak, that will be a fun christmas party !

Meanwhile my father in law is waiting for a hearing date, getting #metoo by my girlfriend's aunt with no evidence, no witnesses and nobody believing her, not even her dad and sisters.
- Fredobbface

you are probably next with all your "conquetes" in the past, someone will want a piece of that Jaguar and boat.

you are probably next with all your "conquetes" in the past, someone will want a piece of that Jaguar and boat.
- Symba007

tabarnak, that will be a fun christmas party !
- Xizord

Her parents are divorced at that's her mom's sister so the two side won't really mingle.

you are probably next with all your "conquetes" in the past, someone will want a piece of that Jaguar and boat.
- Symba007

Maybe DD, braidan and I should to the same since we played hockey with Fred and shared a locker room years ago

Shotgun on the boat

you are probably next with all your "conquetes" in the past, someone will want a piece of that Jaguar and boat.
- Symba007

I think we all heard the phrase at least once in our lives : I think this is going too fast , yet the night still ended with sex.

Maybe DD, braidan and I should to the same since we played hockey with Fred and shared a locker room years ago

Shotgun on the boat
- Not_Yan

I have video evidence that it was 100% consensual

I think we all heard the phrase at least once in our lives : I think this is going too fast , yet the night still ended with sex.
- Fredobbface

last time i heard that i left the girl's apartment with my Richard still hard and never heard from her again



ya i got game

last time i heard that i left the girl's apartment with my Richard still hard and never heard from her again



ya i got game
- DoubleDown

Usually I'd just go alright, do you just want a massage then? 20 minutes later..

Usually I'd just go alright, do you just want a massage then? 20 minutes later..
- Fredobbface

Classic.

That's how you got me at least.

Classic.

That's how you got me at least.
- Scabeh

anything to stop the massage?

the woman who caused the bike crash at the big race in france has been arrested

anything to stop the massage?
- mr.peanut

a happy ending

a happy ending
- braidan

It's not mandatory, but you know it's the right thing to do.

a happy ending
- braidan

that or gross moles with hair

Breaking from Twitter : Kucherov out for game two following Weber's vicious criminal slash that nearly severed his leg at the knee.

Breaking from Twitter : Kucherov out for game two following Weber's vicious criminal slash that nearly severed his leg at the knee.
- GalacticStone

oh cry me a (frank)ing river



also are you just teasing us? lol

Breaking from Twitter : Kucherov out for game two following Weber's vicious criminal slash that nearly severed his leg at the knee.
- GalacticStone

Wow, that would take selling it to the next level.

I have video evidence that it was 100% consensual
- Fredobbface

Ah zut

oh cry me a (frank)ing river



also are you just teasing us? lol
- Pat1993

It's obvious I am serious. Weber grabbed his stick with both hands (*snicker*), and wound up like a MLB homerun hitter to take a hard swing at Kuch's knee. On the video you can see the severity of the impact as Kuch immediately crumples to the ice in agonizing pain. His leg dangles like a limp spaghetti noodle as he struggles to finish his shift. He's a warrior and it's amazing that he's only expected to miss one game as he rehabs and learns to skate again. Weber should be indicted for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

no Killorn could kill them, lol
- deadpoulet

https://i.imgur.com/AAyWPAo.mp4

It's obvious I am serious. Weber grabbed his stick with both hands (*snicker*), and wound up like a MLB homerun hitter to take a hard swing at Kuch's knee. On the video you can see the severity of the impact as Kuch immediately crumples to the ice in agonizing pain. His leg dangles like a limp spaghetti noodle as he struggles to finish his shift. He's a warrior and it's amazing that he's only expected to miss one game as he rehabs and learns to skate again. Weber should be indicted for aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.
- GalacticStone

oh my. have you called the police yet? or maybe the RCMP?

https://i.imgur.com/AAyWPAo.mp4
- kicksave856

woah

https://i.imgur.com/AAyWPAo.mp4
- kicksave856

Now I know how Link in the Legend of Zelda felt.