if you want the name of my GF's surgeon he's the best, she works with plastic surgeons and they all told her he's the best
- Fredobbface

Didn't he (frank) them up the first time and she had to go back for a tune up or whatever?

if you want the name of my GF's surgeon he's the best, she works with plastic surgeons and they all told her he's the best
- Fredobbface

everyone's always got the best everything

as Jerry Seinfeld said, someone is finishing at the bottom of these classes

Didn't he (frank) them up the first time and she had to go back for a tune up or whatever?
- Takemedrunkimhome

buddy of mine had the best contractor he was trying to get me to use to finish my basement. had a wooden sunroom and carport built by this guy and raved about him. within a year the support beam gave way and roof had collapsed on his carport and he still spends half his winter shoveling snow off his sunroom roof because it was built improperly.

buddy of mine had the best contractor he was trying to get me to use to finish my basement. had a wooden sunroom and carport built by this guy and raved about him. within a year the support beam gave way and roof had collapsed on his carport and he still spends half his winter shoveling snow off his sunroom roof because it was built improperly.
- DoubleDown

In university I once met a girl at a bar who said she was the best sex I'd ever have. She wasn't but I didn't complain much either. Guess it depends on the job being done how much I'm content to let it trend back towards average before being upset

Didn't he (frank) them up the first time and she had to go back for a tune up or whatever?
- Takemedrunkimhome

I thought they looked pretty good, but he wanted them to be perfect, so he retrouched free of charge, and the result is better

everyone's always got the best everything

as Jerry Seinfeld said, someone is finishing at the bottom of these classes
- DoubleDown

yeah it case it's plastic surgeons refering a collegue

In university I once met a girl at a bar who said she was the best sex I'd ever have. She wasn't but I didn't complain much either. Guess it depends on the job being done how much I'm content to let it trend back towards average before being upset
- Takemedrunkimhome

humans are hilarious. it's always funny when people claim to be the best at anything. that's something you let other people say about you. when people claim it themselves it's almost a guarantee that they're wrong and overcompensating for something.

and then there's the people who constantly need to tell anyone who will listen that they are/have the best everything and you notice that pattern and just learn not to believe anything they say anymore.

people, man.

I'm the best engineer

I'm the best engineer
- Fredobbface

no no

no no
- mr.peanut

hows the keurig working out?

i had a red one once. that one was my favorite.

hows the keurig working out?

i had a red one once. that one was my favorite.
- kicksave856

So far so good. I like that it will turn on before I wake up, so insta BAFC now

So far so good. I like that it will turn on before I wake up, so insta BAFC now
- mr.peanut

sometimes i turn on before i wake up too.

I'm the best engineer
- Fredobbface

i feel like you're solidly slightly above mediocre... right in the meaty part of the curve

So far so good. I like that it will turn on before I wake up, so insta BAFC now
- mr.peanut

I have one that does the milky mousse mousse

sometimes i turn on before i wake up too.
- kicksave856

Mmmm

Wait, no



ya that's the one

I have one that does the milky mousse mousse
- Fredobbface

pretty cool your gf got a Tassimo put in with her boobs.

Scabeh, this guy really is the best!

i feel like you're solidly slightly above mediocre... right in the meaty part of the curve
- DoubleDown

I feel i'm at 2 standard deviation on the normal distribution curve

Mmmm

Wait, no



ya that's the one
- mr.peanut

you gotta get one of these nespresso machines too, man. it's like heaven.

you gotta get one of these nespresso machines too, man. it's like heaven.
- kicksave856

they had one in the staff room where I was working in the Spring. I liked it a lot. Hopefully I'm full-time going back in the Fall.

Killorn out for game 2.

One down, 11 to go!

they had one in the staff room where I was working in the Spring. I liked it a lot. Hopefully I'm full-time going back in the Fall.
- mr.peanut

i will buy you one for your birthday.

i will buy you one for your birthday.
- kicksave856

omgomgomg

you gotta get one of these nespresso machines too, man. it's like heaven.
- kicksave856

picking one up as a christmas gift to me this year.

Love this picture: https://twitter.com/karin.../1410222818772631553?s=21

hey what the (frank)