Love this picture: https://twitter.com/karin.../1410222818772631553?s=21
- Karine Hains

Yessssss.

The man will not be stopped!

picking one up as a christmas gift to me this year.
- BINGO!

you're gonna love it

In university I once met a girl at a bar who said she was the best sex I'd ever have. She wasn't but I didn't complain much either. Guess it depends on the job being done how much I'm content to let it trend back towards average before being upset
- Takemedrunkimhome

I may have started a relationship because I woudnt believe her boobs were real, I laughed really hard when she said that...At work.. (long time ago)

J'aurais mis ma main dans le feu

I was wrong but happy to verify

Ah to be young again, lol

Also they tell you you should not date anybody from the office................ for a good reason

humans are hilarious. it's always funny when people claim to be the best at anything. that's something you let other people say about you. when people claim it themselves it's almost a guarantee that they're wrong and overcompensating for something.

and then there's the people who constantly need to tell anyone who will listen that they are/have the best everything and you notice that pattern and just learn not to believe anything they say anymore.

people, man.
- kicksave856

I used to joke when I'd see a sign saying best burger in town that it's bs and doubted they ever won any award. I once saw a place that had a sign saying 4th best burger in town and I thought to myself, that's probably honest and so I ate there. People, man

I may have started a relationship because I woudnt believe her boobs were real, I laughed really hard when she said that...At work.. (long time ago)

J'aurais mis ma main dans le feu

I was wrong but happy to verify

Ah to be young again, lol

Also they tell you you should not date anybody from the office................ for a good reason
- Xizord

The only mess I never got my penis into

I may have started a relationship because I woudnt believe her boobs were real, I laughed really hard when she said that...At work.. (long time ago)

J'aurais mis ma main dans le feu

I was wrong but happy to verify

Ah to be young again, lol

Also they tell you you should not date anybody from the office................ for a good reason
- Xizord

Don't piss in your yard and don't poop where you eat. It inevitably goes bad in the majority of cases

The only mess I never got my penis into
- Fredobbface

I find my situation is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's brain plays chess with his penis. I find it's my penis that gets me into a mess, not the other way around. But seriously, don't (frank) colleagues, coworkers, bosses or especially employees. Just don't

I find my situation is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's brain plays chess with his penis. I find it's my penis that gets me into a mess, not the other way around. But seriously, don't (frank) colleagues, coworkers, bosses or especially employees. Just don't
- Takemedrunkimhome

I have done ex-collegues, that's it.

I used to joke when I'd see a sign saying best burger in town that it's bs and doubted they ever won any award. I once saw a place that had a sign saying 4th best burger in town and I thought to myself, that's probably honest and so I ate there. People, man
- Takemedrunkimhome

I have done ex-collegues, that's it.
- Fredobbface

Same. My first real job I banged an ex colleague the night she quit. She texted me about 3 minutes after being walked out of the building.

Jake Evans back with a non-contact jersey at practice...

The only mess I never got my penis into
- Fredobbface

haha was she worth it ?

oh sorry its 2021 : was he/she / or wtv the frank.... worth it ?

Jake Evans back with a non-contact jersey at practice...
- stinger67

shut him down till October

I find my situation is like that Seinfeld episode where Jerry's brain plays chess with his penis. I find it's my penis that gets me into a mess, not the other way around. But seriously, don't (frank) colleagues, coworkers, bosses or especially employees. Just don't
- Takemedrunkimhome

so bad it led me to change job in the end

so ya...

but it led to better things workwise so all good in the end

Jake Evans back with a non-contact jersey at practice...
- stinger67

huh, concussion symptoms reappeared..?

huh, concussion symptoms reappeared..?
- Pat1993

If it's the case, he shouldn't be on the ice.

and avoid bright movies.

Same. My first real job I banged an ex colleague the night she quit. She texted me about 3 minutes after being walked out of the building.
- Takemedrunkimhome

wasn't that fast for me at least a couple of months on both occasions

shut him down till October
- fidopro

I think this would be the smart thing to do

If it's the case, he shouldn't be on the ice.

and avoid bright movies.
- stinger67

...

If it's the case, he shouldn't be on the ice.

and avoid bright movies.
- stinger67

so why the non-contact, he got hurt during last game and no one noticed?

I think this would be the smart thing to do
- Pat1993

he's not McDavid, won't have any impact on the outcome of this series. see you at camp.

Jake Evans back with a non-contact jersey at practice...
- stinger67

That's not good.

huh, concussion symptoms reappeared..?
- Pat1993

maybe he thinks the whole team has cooties.

so bad it led me to change job in the end

so ya...

but it led to better things workwise so all good in the end
- Xizord

So...happy ending?

So...happy ending?
- Takemedrunkimhome

lol

yes sir