The summer is hot. Pass over some of that Kool-Aid.
- BlueBallz

Here, drink from my spout

The Conn Smythe should go to LTIR
- Zezel

It went to vaselineskiy

It went to vaselineskiy
- TheMussel

What a (frank)in joke

I seriously hope the NHL has a look at this year's playoff and tries to figure out why it's been such a boring slogfest.

It's a bit embarrassing when the Euro Cup provides more action and chances than (frank)ing NHL hockey. 🤦

The Conn Smythe should go to Cory Perry's coward's knee

What a (frank)in joke
- Zezel

Why? Hasn't lost back-to-back games since they were swept by CBJ a couple years ago. Had a sub-2.00 GAA, something like .940%, and 5 shut outs.

Seems pretty deserved.

The Conn Smythe should go to LTIR
- Zezel

What a (frank)in joke
- Zezel

Nice alterations

I seriously hope the NHL has a look at this year's playoff and tries to figure out why it's been such a boring slogfest.

It's a bit embarrassing when the Euro Cup provides more action and chances than (frank)ing NHL hockey. 🤦
- mjones242

They got to change up the penalty standards, free up the stars a bit. Especially the Leafs.

Why? Hasn't lost back-to-back games since they were swept by CBJ a couple years ago. Had a sub-2.00 GAA, something like .940%, and 5 shut outs.

Seems pretty deserved.
- mjones242

Oh I know, I'm just saying Tampa can eat a sack

The Conn Smythe should go to LTIR
- Zezel

The Leafs, should put Marner on LTIR, oh wait nah it won't matter he won't produce in the playoffs anyway.

They got to change up the penalty standards, free up the stars a bit. Especially the Leafs.
- Zezel

I think it would be swell if they just called the game in the post-season the same way they do in the regular season.

That'd be a lot of fun.

Not that the Leafs can score on their (frank)ing power play, but would still be nice.

Oh I know, I'm just saying Tampa can eat a sack
- Zezel

I humbly retract my reply and wholeheartedly agree with your vicious and vindictive sentiment.

The Leafs, should put Marner on LTIR, oh wait nah it won't matter he won't produce in the playoffs anyway.
- bobbyisno1

The Leafs, should put Marner on LTIR, oh wait nah it won't matter he won't produce in the playoffs anyway.
- bobbyisno1

We'll see. He's. 0.78 ppg playoff points so far, entering prime. I say that goes up in a big way.

We'll see. He's. 0.78 ppg playoff points so far, entering prime. I say that goes up in a big way.
- Zezel

Now calculate it without the bloated secondary assists.

Or take away the outlier 2018.

Or just do his goals per game.

🤣

We'll see. He's. 0.78 ppg playoff points so far, entering prime. I say that goes up in a big way.
- Zezel

I say he's a little weasel and he shouldn't have the contract he has and he'll never earn it.

Now calculate it without the bloated secondary assists.

Or take away the outlier 2018.

Or just do his goals per game.

🤣
- joel878

Sure, if he didn't have as many points he'd have less points, agreed.

Now calculate it without the bloated secondary assists.

Or take away the outlier 2018.

Or just do his goals per game.

🤣
- joel878

Extrapulate is the word you're looking for.

I say he's a little weasel and he shouldn't have the contract he has and he'll never earn it.
- bobbyisno1

Weasels are slippery

Weasels are slippery
- Zezel

Not sure Dubas knows that.

- mjones242

Sure, if he didn't have as many points he'd have less points, agreed.
- Zezel

Points are a portion of the story.

Anyways...

I've got a Marner jersey. I felt like burning it was to cliché, so I'm going to just get the Marner replaced.

It's a matter of space and I can't go with Mitch "geez guys this playoff stuff is scary" Marner or Mitch "(frank) this poop i don't get paid in the playoffs" Marner.

Getting close to have the name read "$$billzyall"

Extrapulate is the word you're looking for.
- bobbyisno1

Way to high for this.

19,791 days since a Cup.

37 days since blowing a 3-1 series lead.

6,288 days since winning a Playoff series.

501 days since losing to an AHL Zamboni driver.

4 days since breaking the record for the longest @StanleyCup drought of all time.