How in the name of all that is holy, is this just 6 sentences?
- Tonybere

I only attempted there to tire specifically your brain out, Tony; if not also cause you to lose your breath by reading that post; as if you skated all 60 minutes as a d'man in one of your beer league games you thrive in.


P.S.:
That post was 7 sentences Tony, and not the 6 "ONLY" that you miscounted; for a precise average of 3 lines length per sentence.

Only 2 more hours till pick drop!

Can’t wait to fall asleep on the couch 10 minutes into the first

With all the injuries Vegas has, Howden is centering the first line with Smith and Marchessault

How in the name of all that is holy, is this just 6 sentences?

I’d critique the usage of a few of those semicolons; however, I’m too impressed with the effort given.

I like a good semicolon. Poor guy gets left out in the cold too often. I wonder when we will weed him out?

Before or after cursive script, do you think?

With all the injuries Vegas has, Howden is centering the first line with Smith and Marchessault
- Rangers99

3 point night coming for Howden.

3 point night coming for Howden.
- aecliptic

More like 3 point season.

And you shut your damn mouth.

$9.5 mil a year will afford him a nice apartment in Manhattan. One will a doorman and everything.

Joking aside, his value was only going up. He’d crack 8 figures by season’s end.

Only 2 more hours till pick drop!

Can’t wait to fall asleep on the couch 10 minutes into the first
- TC88

Yup fading fast while watching IASIP

Yup fading fast while watching IASIP
- MeltingPlastic

We're going through that again. Currently on season 7 approaching eps we've never seen.

We're going through that again. Currently on season 7 approaching eps we've never seen.
- JRR1285

We just keep himym, the office, schitts creek, or parks and rec running in the background at all times

We're going through that again. Currently on season 7 approaching eps we've never seen.
- JRR1285

With the wife being 6mo pregnant she goes to bed as soon as we put our toddler down so I'm usually stuck not being able to watch anything since I can't watch things without her so I figured always sunny was a good rewatch but forgot how quick it is

With the wife being 6mo pregnant she goes to bed as soon as we put our toddler down so I'm usually stuck not being able to watch anything since I can't watch things without her so I figured always sunny was a good rewatch but forgot how quick it is
- MeltingPlastic

Congrats on the sex. Gotta find the shows she won’t be into.

I will enjoy this whole game while also going to bed at a reasonable hour. Suckers

I will enjoy this whole game while also going to bed at a reasonable hour. Suckers
- Mtlca66

I go to bed at 1am anyway. My commute is to my office down the hall

I go to bed at 1am anyway. My commute is to my office down the hall
- picklerick

Mine too, but i like my sleep

We just keep himym, the office, schitts creek, or parks and rec running in the background at all times
- picklerick

Just watched 3 episodes of Parks and Rec with my daughter. So, so good.

why the hell is lundqvist getting scratched

why the hell is lundqvist getting scratched
- Mtlca66

I’d rather not think about it

why the hell is lundqvist getting scratched
- Mtlca66

The only possible reason I can think of, and this is not me agreeing with it, would be that the most games he's played in a season is 57. That's playoffs included.

The only possible reason I can think of, and this is not me agreeing with it, would be that the most games he's played in a season is 57. That's playoffs included.
- Tonybere

It’s most likely because reaves is out so… size. Which is dumb

It’s most likely because reaves is out so… size. Which is dumb
- picklerick

Agreed. Especially with the quick, skilled guys Vancouver has up front.
That being said, did you see as they panned along our bench during the anthem?
Nemeth and Tinordi next to the forwards looked like a couple of guys with their kids!

Our offense is humming again. 3 shots so far

Our offense is humming again. 3 shots so far
- picklerick

It's tough to get an offensive momentum going when our PP gets out there.

The (frank) did everybody go???

The (frank) did everybody go???
- Tonybere

It's late you nut.