i get excited about a nice dump between hemorrhoid flare ups😭
- Skalapy

Lol

That's tough man

You gotta snap off that turd like a pencil neck

Clifford has heart and hits. Lil slow but shouldnt be an issue for a fast team like leafs

Lol

That's tough man

You gotta snap off that turd like a pencil neck
- Zezel

I used to fear pinching a loaf... until I got a bidet

JT Miller, 3rd
for
Kerfoot, Engvall and Dermott

Miller Matthews Marner
Bunting Tavares Nylander
Mikheyev Kampf Kase
Ritchie Spezza Simmonds
- mr.sir

I think that would work out cap wise.

I used to fear pinching a loaf... until I got a bidet
- TheMussel

maybe next get The Love toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs

Nah, I think he's in now. He's Ritchie at 1/3 the cost.

Also - I read yesterday his family is in St Lou.
- The Law

Yeah, I wasn't sure if they'd moved. I'm a pretty lazy stalker. Her Twitter profile says she lives in LA, but it looks like she hasn't touched it in 4 years, so . . . not much point in updating her profile.

I think Ritchie has more to bring than Clifford. I also think he'll show it. Toronto has got to be an awkward place to be a physical player.

So far this year Ritchie's best moments have come when he's been physical, but I don't think the possession style of play lends itself very well to being a physical player.

maybe next get The Love toilet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avb1XbO0EIs
- senstroll

Sorry sensie, I'm taken

Sorry sensie, I'm taken
- TheMussel

ok

I used to fear pinching a loaf... until I got a bidet
- TheMussel

Squatty potty works wonders.

dates are like eating brown sugar
- dmnted

Gotta make Date Shakes... there is a place outside of palm springs that makes the best Shakes...

i think that there’s more to this🤔

buh bye greedy pencil neck👍🏿

hello doughty😍

we finally have our #1 dman and dump pencil neck’s albatross contract and his pappy👍🏿

i wouldn’t be surprised to see both of them sk8ting in different sweaters by puck drop as my sources tell me that they’re just hammering out the deets right now👍

Clifford will replace greedy pencil neck on the 2nd line👍🏿
- Skalapy

2nd warning open on thread since you ignored the PM.

If you continue to refer to the word “retard” in a players name you will be banned.

You already walk the line a bit too much but this is stepping over it.

i think that there’s more to this🤔

buh bye greedy pencil neck👍🏿

hello doughty😍

we finally have our #1 dman and dump pencil neck’s albatross contract and his pappy👍🏿

i wouldn’t be surprised to see both of them sk8ting in different sweaters by puck drop as my sources tell me that they’re just hammering out the deets right now👍

Clifford will replace greedy pencil neck on the 2nd line👍🏿
- Skalapy

They say you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if they'd moved. I'm a pretty lazy stalker. Her Twitter profile says she lives in LA, but it looks like she hasn't touched it in 4 years, so . . . not much point in updating her profile.

I think Ritchie has more to bring than Clifford. I also think he'll show it. Toronto has got to be an awkward place to be a physical player.

So far this year Ritchie's best moments have come when he's been physical, but I don't think the possession style of play lends itself very well to being a physical player.
- Monkeypunk

I want to like Ritchie and I think he's here for the year but his salary is just such an albatross if he's not playing higher up in the lineup. The Leafs can't have any 4th liners making more than 1m. Ritchie > Clifford all day but if it's a choice of which one fits the Cap on the 4th line it's Clifford.

So you're the guy that wears your own team's jersey to a game they're not playing in?
- TheMussel

I want to like Ritchie and I think he's here for the year but his salary is just such an albatross if he's not playing higher up in the lineup. The Leafs can't have any 4th liners making more than 1m. Ritchie > Clifford all day but if it's a choice of which one fits the Cap on the 4th line it's Clifford.
- The Law

I want to hate Ritchie and thankfully he is making that wish very easy.

7 huge Leaf homers … really is there another kind… & me in my Teemu #13

section 117
Row 14 ….

I think my buddys Leaf jerseys are Sundin / Clark / Tiger / Tucker .. why he has that one I have no idea … and neither do the rest of my Leaf buddies … Potvin / AM & Gilmour…

It’s gonna be madness
- dozerD10

Awesome! I'll look for you fools.

I'll be with my kid in section 112, somewhere in the middle. I'm not being coy, don't have the tix in front of me

Awesome! I look for you fools.

I'll be with my kid in section 112, somewhere in the middle. I'm not being coy, don't have the tix in front of me
- underhill14

I love it..

- AdamFrench

Chad Kilger and Oleg Tverdosky.... for Teemu... yeah that's gonna go down as a alltimer bad move Jets...

- AdamFrench

That's a franking fantastic jersey.

That's a franking fantastic jersey.
- Atomic Wedgie

Agreed. I wanna see Canada in these. Bobby Orr in this jersey is hockey personified.

I want to like Ritchie and I think he's here for the year but his salary is just such an albatross if he's not playing higher up in the lineup. The Leafs can't have any 4th liners making more than 1m. Ritchie > Clifford all day but if it's a choice of which one fits the Cap on the 4th line it's Clifford.
- The Law

Ritchie might be a valuable player come playoff time. I’m hoping he’ll be a deterrent to our stars getting abused.

Nibs are better.
- TurdFergeson

JT Miller, 3rd
for
Kerfoot, Engvall and Dermott

Miller Matthews Marner
Bunting Tavares Nylander
Mikheyev Kampf Kase
Ritchie Spezza Simmonds
- mr.sir

You keep spelling Holl wrong.

Agreed. I wanna see Canada in these. Bobby Orr in this jersey is hockey personified.

- fifty__missions

Too bad he was virtually done when he played for team Canada. He was a beauty, the likes of which we may never see again.

That's a franking fantastic jersey.
- Atomic Wedgie

And the guy in the sweater wasn't half bad either...