Can't complete a breakout at all

What happened to the Modern Man?

Nothing wrong with that. Glad to hear there's still people in the world that aren't soft and perpetually offended.
- madmike71

*wanking motion*

I'm both mad and happy. He was a Richard, but also pretty good at his job. I hope we can bring in Fickell from Cincy or Campbell from Iowa State.
- burgh4life87

I wanted Campbell to get the lions job but they got the wrong one.

What happened to the Modern Man?
- DuranDuran

Who Aussie?

Yeah I’m a coordinator for an oil sands company in northern Alberta and the tradespeople are basically wild animals.
- 10inchTerror

Damn! I thought working with Federal employees was bad.

What happened to the Modern Man?
- DuranDuran

Why would you ever ask that lol

I wanted Campbell to get the lions job but they got the wrong one.
- Feds91Stammer

Hahaha, the lions are cursed.

Hahaha, the lions are cursed.
- burgh4life87

Oh yea. All those Stafford/Megatron years wasted.

I know Boyle sucks but man Lafferty sucks even more. Da (frank) kind of lineup decision is that.

Lafferty blows

I know Boyle sucks but man Lafferty sucks even more. Da (frank) kind of lineup decision is that.
- j.boyd919

Dude looks lost. Boyle understands NHL hockey he's just old and slow now. DOC should have 100 percent been in

Pens sucking ass right now. Can't keep up at all

Oh yea. All those Stafford/Megatron years wasted.
- 668710

It was Culpepper/Moss 2.0

Pens sucking ass right now. Can't keep up at all
- Thorny87

constantly puck chasing right now

It was Culpepper/Moss 2.0
- burgh4life87

Oh yea haha. I'm glad that Stafford might actually get a chance to win something in LA

Damn, Simon

Pens getting worked.

Oh yea. All those Stafford/Megatron years wasted.
- 668710

Barry Sanders.

Who Aussie?
- Feds91Stammer

No man, a Pens fan on this site name VeryModernMan, he used to visit us on the Flames page. Good bloke. He has disappeared.

Pens getting worked.
- madmike71

yeah this is rough.

No man, a Pens fan on this site name VeryModernMan, he used to visit us on the Flames page. Good bloke. He has disappeared.
- DuranDuran

He pops in and out. We think he was Aussie Pens fan before he changed his name to Very Modern Man.

He pops in and out. We think he was Aussie Pens fan before he changed his name to Very Modern Man.
- Thunderbolt

I was never sure they were the same guy.

Tanev 8th goal tonight. McCan 9th and 10th. Paging mr Hextal. Paging Worthless Zucker. Zucker is ZAR playing on a scoring line. Only ZAR would probably produce more. (frank) Zucker.

I was never sure they were the same guy.
- madmike71

Me either, but there are enough similarities to think so. Mainly the excessive use of emojis.