could be a cool name for an album.
- Pat1993

when we were kids a bunch of my friends were sitting around and decided we were gonna take up instruments and start a band because I had written like 20 songs but none of us knew what to do with them. there was a cleaning product in the room called Fast Orange and we decided that was going to be the name of the band and our first album would be called Get Bent just because we liked saying that to each other.

we never learned how to play any instruments.

when we were kids a bunch of my friends were sitting around and decided we were gonna take up instruments and start a band because I had written like 20 songs but none of us knew what to do with them. there was a cleaning product in the room called Fast Orange and we decided that was going to be the name of the band and our first album would be called Get Bent just because we liked saying that to each other.

we never learned how to play any instruments.
- kicksave856

such an abrupt end to a cool story...

those were pretty good name ideas though lol... do you still have those songs somewhere?

such an abrupt end to a cool story...

those were pretty good name ideas though lol
- Pat1993

i also wrote 8 chapters of a book once but never figured out how to tie it all together to wrap it up so i threw it away.

it was called an apocalyptic white trash christmas. it wasn't really a christmas book though. it just was christmas time in the story.

i also wrote 8 chapters of a book once but never figured out how to tie it all together to wrap it up so i threw it away.

it was called an apocalyptic white trash christmas. it wasn't really a christmas book though. it just was christmas time in the story.
- kicksave856

Seems like it would write itself.

i also wrote 8 chapters of a book once but never figured out how to tie it all together to wrap it up so i threw it away.

it was called an apocalyptic white trash christmas. it wasn't really a christmas book though. it just was christmas time in the story.
- kicksave856

sounds like you've got a nice creative vibe potential going on, you should push on that a bit more and try to make it grow into something

sounds like you've got a nice creative vibe potential going on, you should push on that a bit more and try to make it grow into something
- Pat1993

it's a lot of fits and starts.

start a band! nah.

write a book! nah.

it's a lot of fits and starts.

start a band! nah.

write a book! nah.
- kicksave856

write a book about a band going through a white trash apocalypse Christmas? yes!

write a book about a band going through a white trash apocalypse Christmas? yes!
- Pat1993

OMG YES

it's a lot of fits and starts.

start a band! nah.

write a book! nah.
- kicksave856

hihihi

OMG YES
- kicksave856

write a book about a band going through a white trash apocalypse Christmas? yes!
- Pat1993

Saw the movie.

Saw the movie.
- TurdFergeson

there's already a movie? damn these things go quickly.

hihihi
- mr.peanut

join our band. you'll have to play drums though so pat doesn't see you back there.

join our band. you'll have to play drums though so pat doesn't see you back there.
- kicksave856

- Pat1993

i think i can do certain backing vocals. but not much. i'll be that bass player who leans in every once in a while and goes "yeah yeah yeah!"

i think i can do certain backing vocals. but not much. i'll be that bass player who leans in every once in a while and goes "yeah yeah yeah!"
- kicksave856

noice. I can already hear some sort of weird but cool hybrid between Soundgarden and the Ramones.

Saw the movie.
- TurdFergeson

Was the half book better than the movie??

noice. I can already hear some sort of weird but cool hybrid between Soundgarden and the Ramones.
- Pat1993

bam-bam-baba, babam-ba-baba
i wanna be fellated!

bam-bam-baba, babam-ba-baba
i wanna be fellated!
- kicksave856

bam-bam-baba, babam-ba-baba
i wanna be fellated!
- kicksave856

(frank) yeah

- kicksave856

awesome

awesome

- Pat1993

on the full butt fever tour, everyone just disappeared halfway through the shows.

so, that's it?

on the full butt fever tour, everyone just disappeared halfway through the shows.
- kicksave856

the show's entrance:

so, that's it?
- Gramps28

that was a lot, no? I think you missed the party gramps