damn, bro. i bet your heart is paper thin and just pitter pattering away like the wings of a hummingbird.
- kicksave856

I will be 30 on Sunday.

Why continue life?

I will be 30 on Sunday.

Why continue life?
- mr.peanut

wow. happy birthday, my friend.

you have another 5 good years in you.

wow. happy birthday, my friend.

you have another 5 good years in you.
- kicksave856

not with pat ignoring me

I will be 30 on Sunday.

Why continue life?
- mr.peanut

I will choke it out of you, if you want

I will choke it out of you, if you want
- THE BLACK HAND

it's well established with your tiny hands that you can't even twist the air out of a water bottle, so....


PASS

it's well established with your tiny hands that you can't even twist the air out of a water bottle, so....


PASS
- mr.peanut

i dont have crimsism

i actually don't like them. they're weird. and they congregate as they get home from work every day and try to lure you into their circle of boringness, talking about parking issues and if crime in the area is getting worse. but today we drank on the cult leader's (frigging anthony) patio. i only agreed because it was 60 degrees.

so, i cheated but i didn't like it. if that helps.
- kicksave856

that actually sounds like a good idea for a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode or something... you should film or record some audio from those awesome interactions and share them with us.

not with pat ignoring me
- mr.peanut

aw

i dont have crimsism
- THE BLACK HAND

I have assigned you the role of crims.

Embrace it

aw
- kicksave856

i miss him so much

that actually sounds like a good idea for a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode or something... you should film or record some audio from those awesome interactions and share them with us.
- Pat1993

this one lady expects her siding to be power washed every spring. she's out of her mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pIyHajsu08
- kicksave856

holy poop, is that what the simpsons reference is about?



I knew there was probably something like that but I've never actually heard it before lol

I will choke it out of you, if you want
- THE BLACK HAND

be nice!

holy poop, is that what the simpsons reference is about?



I knew there was probably something like that but I've never actually heard it before lol
- Pat1993

yes

this one lady expects her siding to be power washed every spring. she's out of her mind.
- kicksave856

power washed by you, or the landlord?

if she's kinda hot you could always go with the classic I can power wash your siding anytime, baby...

yes
- kicksave856

noice

power washed by you, or the landlord?

if she's kinda hot you could always go with the classic I can power wash your siding anytime, baby...
- Pat1993

by the condo association. i don't know what her HOA fees are but mine is only $250. i don't expect power washing every spring.

and i think she rents! she doesn't even own! how dare she?

also, she was not, you know, visually pleasing. married anyway.

noice
- Pat1993

homer with hair is always so weird

by the condo association. i don't know what her HOA fees are but mine is only $250. i don't expect power washing every spring.

and i think she rents! she doesn't even own! how dare she?

also, she was not, you know, visually pleasing. married anyway.
- kicksave856

doesn't HOA stand for Home Owners Association? lol

homer with hair is always so weird
- kicksave856

I'm a bit disappointed that they didn't use that unexpectedly awesome voice that Barney has for other episodes after that, unless they did and I'm not a big enough Simpsons nerd to know about it.

doesn't HOA stand for Home Owners Association? lol
- Pat1993

yeah but a lot of people buy them and rent them out. this one was bought and rented out for 5 years while the owner fixed it up incrementally between renters. then he put it up for sale once it was flippable.

yeah but a lot of people buy them and rent them out. this one was bought and rented out for 5 years while the owner fixed it up incrementally between renters. then he put it up for sale once it was flippable.
- kicksave856

ahh, I see.

I am watching the squeaking in
Philadelphia

I am watching the squeaking in
Philadelphia
- AGalchenyuk27

are they winning?

why is deleting posts on this website still so (frank)ing janky? tabarnak