While Rasmus Ristolainen was a rookie, he got the WRATH OF JOHN SCOTT!
"So I was in the locker room one day and Risto was a rookie and I was taping my stick. He comes up behind me with his jock and he puts it right in my face and i was thrown off guard so I chase him down and I reach him in the stick room. I go full on WWE wrestler and throw a choke hold on him and everything's fun and games and I think I'm not trying to hurt him until I feel his whole body going limp and I choked him out unconscious in the stick room.
He was the first rounder where like the team put all the eggs in Risto's basket and I think he was a top five pick and I'm just like 'oh my gosh i just choked out the sabres first round pick'
He's laying on the floor in the stick room like choking on his tongue and I'm starting to get nervous so i rolled him on his side so he wasn't choking on his tongue and he came to seven seconds later
He woke up and he was like shocked, he was like 'whoa' because he was only an 18 year old 19 year old kid and here I am this goon choking him out in the stick room it was definitely a very scary situation but it was also a learning situation for Risto"
(frank)in beautiful today. Been in the yard all day. - lacaprup
Been sitting on the back porch watching the dogs roll around in the Mudd drinking Blue's and doing bubbler's. See how my Wife reacts in about 30min when she gets home.
Location: Matt Ellis is my patronus, NY Joined: 06.28.2011
Apr 12 @ 3:17 PM ET
So how does one have two separate overnight deliveries from UPS get loaded onto two different delivery trucks? - buffalofan19
Par for the course
half my job is working wtf these shipping companies are doing. Half the time you wonder if they are dropping the boxes from the sky onto trucks sometimes
Location: Rustmine Ramsum most exciting Sabres klugdragger since Taro Tsujimoto Joined: 07.01.2016
Apr 12 @ 3:19 PM ET
So how does one have two separate overnight deliveries from UPS get loaded onto two different delivery trucks? - buffalofan19
Dude, preaching to the choir here. I worked with a competitor company and I asked a supervisor one night why things get loaded and unloaded onto trailers repeatedly during a shift and why things going to the same destination got loaded onto separate trucks and I was talking to the GM not even a week later being told I "ask too many questions" and I needed to mind my own business and do my job. I couldn't believe it.
I was told to stop asking questions. Believe me, there is no rhyme or reason to it and there is no logic being used by the guys running things.
Location: Mo can stay awhile, FL Joined: 10.27.2017
Apr 12 @ 3:46 PM ET
Been sitting on the back porch watching the dogs roll around in the Mudd drinking Blue's and doing bubbler's. See how my Wife reacts in about 30min when she gets home. - Buff36
Been sitting on the back porch watching the dogs roll around in the Mudd drinking Blue's and doing bubbler's. See how my Wife reacts in about 30min when she gets home. - Buff36
While Rasmus Ristolainen was a rookie, he got the WRATH OF JOHN SCOTT!
"So I was in the locker room one day and Risto was a rookie and I was taping my stick. He comes up behind me with his jock and he puts it right in my face and i was thrown off guard so I chase him down and I reach him in the stick room. I go full on WWE wrestler and throw a choke hold on him and everything's fun and games and I think I'm not trying to hurt him until I feel his whole body going limp and I choked him out unconscious in the stick room.
He was the first rounder where like the team put all the eggs in Risto's basket and I think he was a top five pick and I'm just like 'oh my gosh i just choked out the sabres first round pick'
He's laying on the floor in the stick room like choking on his tongue and I'm starting to get nervous so i rolled him on his side so he wasn't choking on his tongue and he came to seven seconds later
He woke up and he was like shocked, he was like 'whoa' because he was only an 18 year old 19 year old kid and here I am this goon choking him out in the stick room it was definitely a very scary situation but it was also a learning situation for Risto"
Funny chit - Anderdog
So this is where Risto’s hockey Iq went! John Scott choked it out of him.
At least I didn’t double and triple down on Cozens being a 4th liner.
That’s looking swell as he’s closing in on 50 points as a 20 year old on the third line - sbroads24
Neither there I, I said he is a slightly better version of girgensons, and will be a 3rd liner. Crazy how he is doing slightly better than girgenons rookie year. But go ahead and make up poop.
I don't see that. Double Tuch would be an approx 120 pt player. Jack is not McDavid. He's certainly better and nothing but drinking Kool Aid will provide any other answer. However, Tuch has been a fine 1RW, he's not half the player Jack is by any means. Very good in his own right. - QuinnFan
I know it's old, but goddamn, that's some donkeybrained stuff there