Idk why I’m surprised. Pens always struggle either the isles
- 10inchTerror

I mean, they're missing Geno and Rust, and Dumo is clearly hurt now.

Blueger is our best defensive forward and he literally just set that 3rd goal up with a terrible pass from behind the net right into the slot. Everyone is just braindead right now.
- burgh4life87

This team has the look of an easy out in the first round. I can't remember the last complete effort against a good opponent.

JFC Crosby needs to get his head out of his ass right now. WTF was that?
- burgh4life87

Malkins out so he figured he would lead the way on the I don’t give a (frank) attitude.

Hey! look at that!

Hey Danton Heinen still plays hockey apparently.

Good play by Kapanen.

Hey Danton Heinen still plays hockey apparently.

Good play by Kapanen.
- Victoro311

15 goals blows my mind

Which one of you sacrificed a virgin?

Which one of you sacrificed a virgin?
- Grinder47

Threw my toddler into a bonfire to summon that Heinen goal.

Threw my toddler into a bonfire to summon that Heinen goal.
- Victoro311

Kids suck but that’s dark dude.

Kids suck but that’s dark dude.
- Grinder47

Ha I could never even conceive of harming my child but he sure makes me want to throw myself into a bonfire frequently.

Ha I could never even conceive of harming my child but he sure makes me want to throw myself into a bonfire frequently.
- Victoro311

Honestly I couldn’t imagine. 34 and I never woke up thinking a child would be so awesome to take care of right now. It’s more like coffee with my dog, for as long as I feel like.

Honestly I couldn’t imagine. 34 and I never woke up thinking a child would be so awesome to take care of right now. It’s more like coffee with my dog, for as long as I feel like.
- Grinder47

Yeah it definitely hasn't been easy and it can definitely be super frustrating hanging around all the young parents at my church that just seem to be naturals at the parenting thing. There's this one couple who's not that much older than we are that are already expecting their fourth kid. We asked them if they had any babysitter recs because my wife and I just needed to do absolutely anything else besides spend another Saturday with the kid. Guy told me he's only really used a babysitter twice. Three kids and a fourth on the way and has only hired a babysitter (frank)ing twice. How does someone thrive so hard at parenting that they just never need to just take a (frank)ing break. It blew my mind.

Puttin in WORK! Nice to see

Great response period. Losing another forward isn't good for the 3rd, but that was one hell of an effort.

Yeah it definitely hasn't been easy and it can definitely be super frustrating hanging around all the young parents at my church that just seem to be naturals at the parenting thing. There's this one couple who's not that much older than we are that are already expecting their fourth kid. We asked them if they had any babysitter recs because my wife and I just needed to do absolutely anything else besides spend another Saturday with the kid. Guy told me he's only really used a babysitter twice. Three kids and a fourth on the way and has only hired a babysitter (frank)ing twice. How does someone thrive so hard at parenting that they just never need to just take a (frank)ing break. It blew my mind.
- Victoro311

Maybe they're boring people? lol

Honestly I couldn’t imagine. 34 and I never woke up thinking a child would be so awesome to take care of right now. It’s more like coffee with my dog, for as long as I feel like.
- Grinder47

I was never going to have kids, didn't want them. Had one unplanned accidently 5 years ago. Best thing that ever happened to me. Definitely hard at times but the most rewarding sh!t on the go also. Really gets going good when they become your little buddy with a large vocabulary, much better understanding of most things and their own personality. It's wild stuff. I can't imagine life without him now.

Honestly I couldn’t imagine. 34 and I never woke up thinking a child would be so awesome to take care of right now. It’s more like coffee with my dog, for as long as I feel like.
- Grinder47

Turn that coffee into a joint, add a second dog, and that’s me and my wife at 39.

Honestly I couldn’t imagine. 34 and I never woke up thinking a child would be so awesome to take care of right now. It’s more like coffee with my dog, for as long as I feel like.
- Grinder47

That's why I like being an Uncle. You get to do some fun poop and then drop them off after a few hours. Only real responsibility is making sure they don't croak while you watch them.

Doomo

Time for him to sit.

Oof Dumo

Terrible Dumo.

Doomo

Time for him to sit.
- Thorny87

I know play drops at a certain age. The baffling thing is he used to be a smart, safe player. It seems like his hockey IQ is diminishing with his skills which makes no sense.

I was never going to have kids, didn't want them. Had one unplanned accidently 5 years ago. Best thing that ever happened to me. Definitely hard at times but the most rewarding sh!t on the go also. Really gets going good when they become your little buddy with a large vocabulary, much better understanding of most things and their own personality. It's wild stuff. I can't imagine life without him now.
- MattStrat

Well yeah. My girl “isn’t advised” to have kids, whatever the (frank) that means from a doctor. If I had one I’m sure I’d love the little bastard. Meanwhile the Pens need to get this beginning ending if period poop under control.

Nice Hatty Jake!!

Wow, I’d intentionally injure someone if I was an islander after that call.